Equality Can Be A Good Thing If…

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1. A woman asks me out on a date, pays for dinner, does her best to entertain me, and takes me home to her place for sex. And all I have to do is look handsome and complain.

2. All beaches are topless beaches (wink, wink).

3. A woman pays me $40 for a lapdance.

4. A woman holds the door open for me.

5. A woman buys me a drink at the bar, and I end up banging her sister that night.

6. A group of women help me move my stuff into my apartment because I’m cute and I ordered pizza.

7. Feminists get arrested for harassment & disturbing the peace.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 12]

Exactly, equality would be great if it were equal!

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