Emotional turd

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

And I was just having such a nice weekend. Had polished the car yesterday trying a machine polisher for the first time, did a little bit of work today which went quite fast despite some login issues here and there and was just settling in for some war for the overworld and ‘pling’.

Really need to remember turning down the volume on my phone at the end of the week. A text? No one ever texts, there’s apps for that, no one except… of course. Her!

The only reason I even agreed to talk to her was because she opened with ‘I am going to see a Councillor on Thursday’. I figured I was just going to wish her good luck but as we started talking it quickly became apparent that she wasn’t going to see a mental healthcare professional but a hypnotist.

I can see the case for a therapist if you run into issues you can’t resolve but my ex sincerely thought she could just be hypnotized and I would take her back because she would turn into her old self. I am not sure she even realizes that her old self is pretty much her new self only in a less used wrapper.

You have to live with your past, accept it, realize that you are not responsible for the parts that were done to you and take ownership of the things you f~~~ed up in your past. She’s not taking ownership she’s just trying to open real-life photoshop and fumbling around with the eraser tool.

The best that can happen here is that she’ll quit smoking. The worst is a medium sized apocalypse I am very happy to be 1/2 a planet away from so I don’t get hit by the emotional fallout.

All she did was go round and round the bush about somehow getting me back without asking directly. And whilst I am flattered in a way (I don’t get much interest from women, most of it I purposely deflect myself) I am slightly sickened by the fact that she thinks she can just drop hints and I will give up my life here and just move to the other side of the planet to be with her. Yeah that ship sailed years ago and I am not getting drawn into anything involving a women if I can help it.

Fortunately there this place and I am quite happy to just get it off my chest, grab a beer and just get on with my life. Hope you don’t mind me dropping this turd in your back yard.

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Do you want to know what her session with the hypnotist is going to be like? Take a look at Regan’s session in the Exorcist.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Yep, feel for you brother. Sounds like she’s going to love you to death.

Stay strong and as silent as possible.

Peace brothers

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Take care man, some of them just wont go the f~~~ away no matter what it seems.

I have one that the more nonchalant & million miles away from with, the more of a magnet draw it is for her.

Wish I would have understood this back when I gave a s~~~ to get a piece.

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