embarrassed by my engagement ring

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

Meanwhile. . .

Children living in poverty in hell on Earth conditions in Africa had to slave themselves 12 hours a day so pumpkin could have a ring.

[Anonymous 3]

Sky-O wrote:

Meanwhile. . .

Children living in poverty in hell on Earth conditions in Africa had to slave themselves 12 hours a day so pumpkin could have a ring.

Women love to virtue signal, yet they will buy a thousand pairs of shoes and purses at insane markups that third world sweatshop workers had to make for slave wages and slave conditions, and want diamonds which are even more violent and sad in how they are obtained, and have even less utility.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Don’t worry, bitch, you’ll have a second one soon enough . . . and a third, and a fourth . . .

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[QuellParticipant 2538]

It truly is all about her image to the hive.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Blue-pill simps think this will be the result:

If you’re at the ring-giving stage of the relations~~~, the fun times are already over.

The answer, is no.

[Anonymous 2]

This hoe isn’t worth a glowing lightning bugs ass smashed on her finger. They are worthless. Men look to build a life they just consume it.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

This is why if you are dead set on marrying the bitch, give her a plain white gold band. Tell her that she will eventually get a diamond ring after you have been married for 30 years. Her loyalty and love will be payment for said diamond ring. Then step back and watch her leave!!!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

He should dump that bitch like an anchor – based on nothing but how she reveals to complete strangers on the internet her innermost thoughts she won’t even share with her future husband.

If she DID, he wouldn’t marry her at all.

Any lukers out there ? Its’ not the size of the ring or the setting, the cut, clarity or color…. when she is telling other people what she won’t even tell you, RUN as fast as your legs can carry you.

“sometomes I look down (at my ring) and get annoyed”.

She’s really just “annoyed” because she couldn’t reel in a bigger sucker.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

Diamonds are for drilling,
sapphire is for lasers

Cubic zirconia is for c~~~s.

Seriously, if you must give a bitch a ring, give her a huge f~~~ing CZ. If she never appraises it, she’ll never know the difference. And if she does appraise it, and freaks out as expected because it’s not a “real” diamond, you have a perfect excuse to dump her scheming hypergamous ass.

And when she eventually bails on you, and she will, and tries to sell it, it’ll be a nice little surprise for her monkey branching ass.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Let her purchase her own damn ring.

One of my friends got engaged a year or two ago.
He gave her a one carat ring, but she wouldn’t accept it and made him exchange it for a two carat ring. Women are never happy.

After they get married, the wife will suddenly not be happy living in a small, affordable home.
She will want a mansion.

Run.

[Anonymous 6]

Hey guys it’s cool, we’ll have another brother here in a few years!!! Yep just wait for the intro. It’ll mention this topic.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

One of my friends got engaged a year or two ago.
He gave her a one carat ring, but she wouldn’t accept it and made him exchange it for a two carat ring.

He should have exchanged it for a new motorcycle. Then rode away from her on it.

Women are never happy.

Then they should buy their own f~~~ing rings to be happy with. They shouldn’t get a say in the engagement ring he chooses to get and should be happy with whatever it ends up being.

Because here’s the thing about engagement rings:

IT AIN’T HER F~~~ING RING.

It’s his ring.

He doesn’t give it to her.

He just lets her wear it.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

LOL…Like fishing…The ring is the bait, and the bigger the bait the bigger the asshole that takes a bite…LOL…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

Stormtrooper wrote:

Sheesh, this feels like a running joke.

*300 lbs, blue haired landwhale with dyke cut* “you need at a 25 carat ring for ALL THIS.”

*shudders*

That joke might be running, but I’d bet every dollar I’ll ever see that SHE doesn’t.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Anonymous 3]

sidecar wrote:

Cubic zirconia is for c~~~s.

That thing really looks like a diamond.
Although the whole thing is not about a good looking ring she can wear, but about the money it is worth. By that meaning, one could propose with a bag of cash or a similar thing

What I say, onion rings are for them…

[NeroParticipant 1466]

This reminds me of a time my ex-wife got new employment with a huge government office. She met lots of new friends and formulated an ultra hive. Many of her new friends were either getting married for the first time at later ages or shed their starter husband in search of a fatter wallet. Low and behold, I got the ring upgrade speech from her.

I married this c~~~ at 23 years old. I paid for the ring in cash. I think it was a 1/2 carrot for like $1,250 at the time. I was financially responsible and had about $4k saved in investment mutual funds at the time. She brought in her student loans at around $3k. Not too bad, but WTF?

I explained to her that upgrading a useless gem at this time would be folly, and that I have proven my love and commitment to her far greater than any of her fake ass friends and their upgraded engagement rings. She began to understand how good she had it and let the discussion go. F~~~ing hens!

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I don’t usually troll posts like this woman’s post about her ring, but I’m going to make an exception and troll the s~~~ out of this one. I’m thinking something along the lines of…

“I need some advice. I married this woman who is a good person and who has done everything necessary to demonstrate to me that she cares about me. The problem is that after I married her, I noticed that the t~~~ on the wives of all my friends are at least a C or D, and my wife only has a B for me. I mean, she got the right shape and the right color what with all the time she spends in the tanning bed. And they served the purpose of breast feeding for the kids just fine and all. But when I look at her, I kind of feel irritated that I have the wife with the smallest t~~~ in our social circle. I just want something BIGGER. I think I will ask her to go to the Plastic surgeon and spend (her) money on something BIGGER for ME…!!!”. I’m embarrassed …!

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Fuck this planet.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

With the marriage rates dropping like they are, I’m sure there are a lot of 30+ year old wall bangers who would be delighted to get the ring and the wallet she’s getting that they aren’t.

[Ronin11Participant 208]

When she does dump him she can say, Oh well the ring wasn’t big enough anyway.

He could give her a 1.7 carat cubic zirconia. No one has to know.

There are no good women only degrees of bad.

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