Eharmony questions (Game)

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

So Eharmony has this feature where you can send premade questions for free to another person and they can answer them. I selected 5 at random and (A) is her response. Now I would like you guys to answer the questions as if she was to be truthful.

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?
A:Being truthful

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?
A:Spend time with family and friends

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?
A:Not at all

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.
A:I’m pretty go with the flow so as long as someone is nice and respectful it doesn’t matter what they like or don’t like.

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?
A:I’m loyal

Don't care

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22554]

She probably didn’t lie on a couple. They do not explicitly define “truthful” or “loyal”. And it might be true about not being shocked what she has, they may be worse than her.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?
A:Neither. Money and status are both equally most important.

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?
A:I would spend it nagging about being the last day of my life and probably shopping.

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?
A:They would be shocked to login to my online dating website and find the thousand man c~~~ carousel I have been on the past 6 months.

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.
A:worship the ground I walk on (but even that probably wont be enough)

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?
A:my manipulation tactics

Don't care

[Anonymous 43]

I think you found your unicorn. Congrats.

1. Tactful, until we get married, then we go gaslighting. Truth is not an option.
2. Riding your ass to make sure I get the last word
3. Family would be shocked at the number of sex toys I own, the number of sex tapes with different men (1394) and some of the positions. They will even know some of the men and women in my videos.
4. I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like noisy, violent public sex in body paint, it probably won’t work out.
5. Strengths? I have the Golden Pussy, baby.

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Sounds fun, lemme try! Heres what I would put down as answers for a woman if she were ever going to be truthful:

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?
A:Being tactful. To get a Real Man youve got to show him what he wants. Probe him for his likes on the first date and chameleon as necessary until He Puts A Ring On It.

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?
A: On social media with as many pictures of me on a hospital gurney as possible. I would tweet and post about how amazing my life was and how much everyone loved me. I would make sure EVERYONE who has ever met me knew I was going to die the next day, and relish in the attention and sympathies.

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?
A: Ummmmm….. they can’t like, get access to my iPhone, right? Because if they COULD….. (frantically starts trying to delete texts and logins to dating apps, gives up and smashes phone) So like, how do I delete the cloud?

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.
A: Me changing my mind, like, ALL the time. Wait… can I change my answer to this? Im having second thoughts. Wait… NO, its totally cool. Keep it the way it is. Unless…..

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?
A: I can totally act the way ANYONE wants for a short period of time. Its like, a Super Power or something. Oh My God, your so cute! Whats your name? LOLZ

[OldBillParticipant]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

Now I would like you guys to answer the questions as if she was to be truthful.

She lied every time, but weren’t you expecting that?

Let’s pump her full of scopolamine and read her truthful answers:

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?

A: Neither. I’ll decide on truth or tact depending on which provides me with an immediate advantage while constantly switching from one to other based on my whims, moods, and feelings. Changing our mind is a woman’s prerogative.

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?

A: Screaming and blaming others while making impossible demands.

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?

A:Yes, but only if I were unable to destroy and/or delete the entire contents of my computer, tablet, or phone plus any “keepsakes” or mementos I’ve lying around and the several “martial aids” tucked under the mattress.

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.

A:If you don’t everything I like, only what I like, like it for only as long as I like it, and change your mind the minute I do, it probably won’t work out. I don’t want a relationship with a human being as much as I want a relationship with a combination hug box, echo chamber, and perpetual validation machine.

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?

A:I can lie very convincingly. By the way, I love you.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Old Bill, is martial aids like Nunchucks and throwing stars?

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[OldBillParticipant]

Aposematic wrote:

is martial aids like Nunchucks and throwing stars?

Now THAT is comedy!

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Remove me!Participant]

1. Being truthful until the first date. How much do you make…. After taxes?

2. I would spend my last day trying to drain your bank account as fast as possible with the Chad I’ve been seeing behind your back.

3. My family wouldn’t find anything too embarrassing, I make the train of guys flush the condoms down the toilet and the abortions will not be found out.

4. If you don’t like being MY BITCH, it probably won’t work out.

5. My biggest strength is that I can con 90% of guys into thinking I’m the unicorn.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[WOTGMSpectator 749]

OldBill wrote:

Onetruemisfit wrote:

Now I would like you guys to answer the questions as if she was to be truthful.

She lied every time, but weren’t you expecting that?

Let’s pump her full of scopolamine and read her truthful answers:

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?

A: Neither. I’ll decide on truth or tact depending on which provides me with an immediate advantage while constantly switching from one to other based on my whims, moods, and feelings. Changing our mind is a woman’s prerogative.

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?

A: Screaming and blaming others while making impossible demands.

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?

A:Yes, but only if I were unable to destroy and/or delete the entire contents of my computer, tablet, or phone plus any “keepsakes” or mementos I’ve lying around and the several “martial aids” tucked under the mattress.

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.

A:If you don’t everything I like, only what I like, like it for only as long as I like it, and change your mind the minute I do, it probably won’t work out. I don’t want a relationship with a human being as much as I want a relationship with a combination hug box, echo chamber, and perpetual validation machine.

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?

A:I can lie very convincingly. By the way, I love you.

Dude seriously, keep your posts shorter and more to the point. It’s not fun having to scroll down for an hour while reading your sad attempts at stand up comedy.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?
A:Me

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?
A:Me

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?
A:Me

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.
A:Me

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?
A:Me

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

LOL,you guys have it figured out.

Another thing is there is always zero depth to them. How are you supposed to work on those bland, child like answers.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[Anonymous 11]

Q:Being truthful or being tactful: Which is more important?
A:Being tactful. It gets me more money than the truth.

Q:If you had one day left to live, how would you spend it?
A:Expending all of my ammunition at the range

Q:If your family went through your personal belongings after you die, would they be shocked by anything they find?
A:I’d leave my Fleshlight front and center

Q:I can tolerate many things in a romantic partner, but if you don’t like ____, it probably won’t work out.
A:High c~~~ counts, excessive drug/alcohol use, feminism, obesity, kids, not over ex(s), c~~~y behavior, entitlement, materialism, bad credit

Q:What do you consider your biggest strength?
A:I do not cower in the face of adversity

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