Ebonics-as-a-second-language vocabulary test

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 636]

The student was told to use the following words in a sentence:

Rectum…I had two Cadillacs, but my ol’ lady rectum both.
Hotel…I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.
Odyssey…I told my bro’, you odyssey the jugs on dis hoe.
Stain…My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.
Seldom…My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.
Penis…I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Catacomb…Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody gave that catacomb.
Foreclose…If I pay alimony this month, I’ll have no money foreclose.
Undermine…There is a fine lookin’ hoe livin’ in the apartment undermine.
Tripoli…I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn’t fine no tripoli.
Disappointment…My parole office tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.
Income…I just got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.
Honor…At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, “Who be honor first?”
Fortify…I axed da hoe how much? And she say fortify.
Israel…Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said man, that looks fake. He said, “No, Israel.”

[Anonymous 12]

It is probably part of a law degree and goes with such conundrums as…

“A brother puts a cap in a white man’s head. Iz it..

a/ Murder
b/ Historical wrongs being corrected
c/ Juz part of our culture, bro”

[Anonymous 43]

struggling…laugh or cry?

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

LOL.. Dark comedy..

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

ForeverDone wrote:

LOL.. Dark comedy..

Ok, this is the winner.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 6]

[bladeParticipant]

There done pc style

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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