Eat, Pray, Love, Divorce (Again)

[FrankOneParticipant 1417]

http://pagesix.com/2016/07/01/eat-pray-love-author-elizabeth-gilbert-splits-from-husband/

She’s now designated the author of a ‘travel’ memoir. Haha.

Of course, this is her second husband.

[PhilParticipant 205]

My math is not great but she would have been 34 and the second husband 17 when they married. Smoke em if you got em.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

She probably just needs material for her next book.

Eat-everything
Pray-there’s still a beta out there for her
Love-Ben and Jerry’s and Sex in the City on Netflix

Order the good wine

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Eat-everything
Pray-there’s still a beta out there for her
Love-Ben and Jerry’s and Sex in the City on Netflix

Just f~~~ing brilliant, TaxGuy.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Phil wrote:

My math is not great but she would have been 34 and the second husband 17 when they married. Smoke em if you got em.

The 2nd husband was 17 years OLDER [i.e. wealthier, worldlier, higher up the social ladder, etc] than the skank.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[HitmanParticipant]

bitch made money and will now try to swing to next branch.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

And a generation of c~~~s will follow her lead. Look out guys.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[FrankOneParticipant 1417]

The First Husbank actually wrote a book after she published ‘I cheated, preyed, and didn’t stay’. She is ranked as one of the 100 most influential people in 2008…

The husbank’s book was entitled ‘Displaced’. I think that’s a good title — maybe ‘Displaced and Disposable’ would be better still.

His journey, rather than f~~~ing women across the world to parallel his ex-wife’s ‘spiritual journey’, was instead to perform humanitarian work across the developing world. Hyperion never published it, because he refused to make it ‘more racy’. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/22/eat-pray-love-ex-husbands_n_655769.html She split with him because of disagreeing about settling down and having kids.

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

So the 2nd husband is 17 years older than her, she is 46 so he must be 63. My guess would be that she doesn’t want to be stuck looking after someone his age so she is banking on one final, final (I am sure she thought this when she dumped the first husband to slut it up) ride on the carousel before it is too late.

She is probably hoping she can spend a couple of years slutting it up with younger guys again before finding herself another blue pill Mangina to marry. Hopefully she will join all the other women her age on dating sites who are just pump and dump fodder before ending up single with cats wondering where all the good men went.

Hopefully all the bitches who read divorce porn like this and dream about divorcing their decent husband for a life of slutting it up will realise that this exciting story has a nasty ending.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[FrankOneParticipant 1417]

Won’t get fooled: I was unable to find public information on how much dough she received with the second marriage breakup. However, he recently sold his business, perhaps to retire.

I have known several men who were hit with a divorce when they lost their jobs.

I would disagree about a nasty ending for her: She was voted one of the 100 most influential people in 2008, received massive attention to feed her narcissism, and earned a s~~~load of money from books and movie rights. So leaving hubby paid off for her — big time.

I think the greatest irony was in the title of her follow-up book to EPL, it was entitled ‘Committed: A skeptic makes peace with marriage’. I’m not making this s~~~ up. That’s REALLY what it was called. Next we’re gonna have a Nun write a book on sex positions.

The comment that made Gilbert want to marry Nunes at the end of her Spiritual Quest for c~~~, was Nunes’ comment:

‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine, watching her husband cook her a meal.’ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/28/elizabeth-gilbert-husband-jose-nunes_n_6558262.html

Pedestalizing much?

Her first husband was doing work for Mercy Corps and Human Rights Watch while wifey was away on her Spiritual Journey in search of Dick.

Now, I cook dinner for my ex when she comes over for sex, but she also cooks a delicious meal for me when I go to her place, and we each express gratitude for the other cooking. Sex is a great stress reliever for both of us.

The first husband remarried, to another feminist, and he had the kids he wanted. The root of the breakup of Gilbert’s first marriage was she changed her mind and did not want kids after agreeing to have them. To be fair, it’s usually the other way around, where a woman decides she WANTS kids after a marriage contract is signed.

I suspect she will NOT marry a 3rd time, because she is not in a position to marry up. She’s richer than what she can attract. When she eclipsed her second husband she ate him like a black widow. So she’ll f~~~ younger guys for sport. Just like many rich older men f~~~ young women for sport. In the circles she moves in, she certainly won’t be on any dating websites.

I LOVED your description of this genre of fiction, as ‘divorce porn’.

This quote on her second marriage is great:

‘Our marriage has all these luxurious qualities that a lot of other people’s marriages don’t have,” she acknowledges. “Suddenly, I’m very wealthy. The household is very wealthy. All those arguments about money are erased. And we don’t have kids.”

Oh, and I am sure prenup with husband 2 won’t give HIM any of the dough from her books and movie deals.

[experiencedParticipant]

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"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[experiencedParticipant]

FrankOne wrote:

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This title has always met the basic requirements for:”What a bunch of s~~~”
From the laydeez hamster wheel viewpoint;
Eat- “Well oh dear I have to eat or I’ll die, so I’m gonna eat some.”
Pray- “Well now that I’ve eaten and won’t die of starvation my priority is to let everyone know that my priority is to …. well …. to pray, because after all I’m such a good girl etc. etc.
Love- Well now that I’m not going to die, and I’ve proven I’m good, I must fulfill my obligation to help humanity.”
Has anyone here got a bulldozer for all laydeez viewpoint bulls~~~?
It’s “I want to have my cake and eat it to.”
It’s “I want to feel wholesomely, genuinely and all, good about myself while I Feed my face, pray so as to have less guilt…. because I’m on a f~~~fest.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[FrankOneParticipant 1417]

I love this review of EPL http://strategicmisanthropy.blogspot.com/2013/08/eat-pray-love-one-womans-quest-to.html : Elizabeth Gilbert is the ‘self-appointed heroine of divorced middle-aged women everywhere’.
…
‘ If the age thing weren’t bad enough, guess how this spring chicken ended up on the marital chopping block? Surprise: she didn’t! The bitch actually unilaterally divorced her husband with no cause whatsoever. This after, what, six years of marriage? Ten at the absolute most? Wow, what a trouper. She really tried her best to make that marriage work. Huzzah, no-fault divorce law! Her husband contested the divorce while she flitted off to India to get fitted for yoga pants, but the absurdly female-friendly legal system got everything sorted out to Gilbert’s benefit by the time she returned to begin her glamorous new life as an early-thirties divorcee.

And what’s the first act of any glamorous early-thirties divorcee? Why, to secure a book deal to capitalize on the sad, pathetic fantasies of late-forties divorcees, of course! Seriously, her whole trip “around the world” (read: to three places) was paid for in advance by her publisher.’

Incidentally, there is a parody of ‘Eat, Pray, Love’, written by a man, entitled ‘Drink, Play, f@#k’ http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/the-exchange-andrew-gottlieb

The word ‘drink’ is made up on beer bottle caps, the word play comprised of poker chips, and the word ‘f~~~’ comprised of condoms on its cover. Beautiful!

As to the ‘question’ of whether Elizabeth Gilbert was a cheater, http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/28/magazine/confessions-of-a-seduction-addict.html?WT.mc_id=2015-KWP-AUD_DEV&_r=0 which provides insight into her narcissistic personality.

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