Dying Is Just Another Day

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Shoot him with this Hermit, spray some Lysol disinfectant while yer at it, he came from overseas, no telling what he’s carrying on ’em

Nah, he’s gettin’ a bullet or two. Then the possums and buzzards can have his filthy, wretched carcass.

You wouldn’t get a shot off for your hands trembling in reverence at the sight of an 8th century throwback.
Phone number you monocle wearing geriatric retard.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Give me your exact address little Herm and I will knock that monocle off your malformed cranium, you yuppie wannabe.

You helpless, needy bastard, I’ve narrowed it down to 101 counties for you. If that’s not good enough, you’re just gonna’ have to find someone else to stalk.

Brad? I already know he lives in Dallas.

Best you go bother him then, bein’s you’re a city boy. You’d not like it here in the rural areas. Probably see a cow and run screaming.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You have toilets in America? I thought you p~~~ed and shat on the sidewalk, and wiped your ASS with the nearest roll of tumbleweed….or a leaf of cactus.

You’re thinking of cities in California. Here in Kansas we s~~~ in the woods and wipe with our socks.

You would be too scared of the Bears, you poor excuse of a Y Chromosome.

[LastManStandingParticipant 638]

If I am dreaming let me never awake. If I am awake, let me never sleep.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Give me your exact address little Herm and I will knock that monocle off your malformed cranium, you yuppie wannabe.

You helpless, needy bastard, I’ve narrowed it down to 101 counties for you. If that’s not good enough, you’re just gonna’ have to find someone else to stalk.

Brad? I already know he lives in Dallas.

Best you go bother him then, bein’s you’re a city boy. You’d not like it here in the rural areas. Probably see a cow and run screaming.

Rural in heart. Love nature.
“Probably see a cow and run screaming” Yes I would if it were my ex-wife thundering her saggy ASS towards me.

House number you Kansas corndog.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

Then the possums and buzzards can have his filthy, wretched carcass.

The buzzards aren’t picky? We’re talking about a man whose base diet is leftover cat-food out of dumpsters, pickled cauliflower and Corn Nuts. Not sure about wildlife helping out on this one.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

unleash the beast

get ’em Colin, Hermit is a scraggly old NRA nutter. His property is just like you imagine, tumbleweeds, abandoned cars, piles of food garbage and a barrel fire always smoking. The city has had too many complaints, we need someone to settle out of court. We need you. If you put up a sign that says “Gun Show: Free 12 Gauge ammunition for purchases over $200” that will distract him off his property long enough you can probably sneak in unseen.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Then the possums and buzzards can have his filthy, wretched carcass.

The buzzards aren’t picky? We’re talking about a man whose base diet is leftover cat-food out of dumpsters, pickled cauliflower and Corn Nuts. Not sure about wildlife helping out on this one.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

unleash the beast

get ’em Colin, Hermit is a scraggly old NRA nutter. His property is just like you imagine, tumbleweeds, abandoned cars, piles of food garbage and a barrel fire always smoking. The city has had too many complaints, we need someone to settle out of court. We need you. If you put up a sign that says “Gun Show: Free 12 Gauge ammunition for purchases over $200” that will distract him off his property long enough you can probably sneak in unseen.

Your right about the diet, although wrong variety of nut…..
To be fair, every rural America home looks like Herms. A solitary withered figure slumped in a moth ridden chair out on the tumbleweed piled porch, smoking a cigar and calling any and everybody “boy” that walks past.
Address Brad?

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit is a scraggly old NRA nutter.

Actually, I only joined the NRA recently because it was a requirement to join the local gun club and use their range. If the members are also NRA members, they get a break on the insurance. Still, $130.00 a year is a good deal as the range is pretty nice.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit photo from last Summer, he’s reading the Obituaries.

Hermit’s rodent problem.

Colin’s home (an upgrade since he used to just roam around but needed somewhere to collect mailed welfare check)

Colin’s half-sister

Colin’s cow, Bertha (milk sour)

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

To be fair, every rural America home looks like Herms. A solitary withered figure slumped in a moth ridden chair out on the tumbleweed piled porch, smoking a cigar and calling any and everybody “boy” that walks past.

Not the rich rural residents. Their properties look like they’ve plucked a piece out of the big city and plopped it down in the countryside, manicured lawn, swimming pool and all.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit photo from last Summer, he’s reading the Obituaries.

That’s about right. I do sit out with my shotgun, or rifle, or pistol, or all three while I’m having a drink and a cigar. Don’t waste time reading though. Too busy enjoying nature……and keeping an eye out for a nasty armadillo to shoot. However, instead of that beautiful covered porch, I’m out on a high raised deck, which is nice, but that cabin is actually my dream home. I’d love to live in an old cabin like that with a covered porch on one side and my big deck on the other.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

countryside

“Colin’s half sister”….. And Wife I’ll have you know.
Wrong hat and belly for little Herm.
I actually frequent caves.
House number Brad.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

To be fair, every rural America home looks like Herms. A solitary withered figure slumped in a moth ridden chair out on the tumbleweed piled porch, smoking a cigar and calling any and everybody “boy” that walks past.

Not the rich rural residents. Their properties look like they’ve plucked a piece out of the big city and plopped it down in the countryside, manicured lawn, swimming pool and all.

Yeah, there sure is some big ass houses in Arlington.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit photo from last Summer, he’s reading the Obituaries.

That’s about right. I do sit out with my shotgun, or rifle, or pistol, or all three while I’m having a drink and a cigar. Don’t waste time reading though. Too busy enjoying nature……and keeping an eye out for a nasty armadillo to shoot. However, instead of that beautiful covered porch, I’m out on a high raised deck, which is nice, but that cabin is actually my dream home. I’d love to live in an old cabin like that with a covered porch on one side and my big deck on the other.

Leave the local wildlife alone. You have invaded their territory.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Here’s what I actually think when I imagine you two: Colin looking like Solomon Lane living in that house from Skyfall.

And Hermit, Some cowboy Yonktoo living off some old Farm to Market Rd. LOL

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I was going to use this photo but I dont think you’re as old as Eastwood

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Here’s what I actually think when I imagine you two: Colin looking like Solomon Lane living in that house from Skyfall.

And Hermit, Some cowboy Yonktoo living off some old Farm to Market Rd. LOL

Stone Cold Austin with a full beard, or Ragnar Lothbrok from the series “Vikings”
Herm resembles “Rasby Nesbitt”

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin, he probably is in a house like this, way the hell out there, 2 hour drive from any major airport.

Franklin County, just outside Ottawa

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin, he probably is in a house like this, way the hell out there, 2 hour drive from any major airport.

Franklin County, just outside Ottawa

I thought he is American? Is he lying? He doesn’t want to be playing Charlie Big Potatoes with me.
Nice place. Wish I could live out there on my own away from the peasants.
What is your phone number Brad?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Ramsey Nesbit LOL. I never know what you’re talking about so I google the names and come out laughin.

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