Dumbest thing a woman has said to you

[Quiet DesperationParticipant 66]

I slept in the same bed as him but we didn’t f~~~

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

Quiet Desperation wrote:

I slept in the same bed as him but we didn’t f~~~

I’ve heard one very similar to that. I was naïve enough to believe it too.

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Quiet Desperation wrote:

I slept in the same bed as him but we didn’t f~~~

I too have heard that. This pub slut that i stupidly f~~~ed years ago…well i found out that she was the local bike (duuuh) and had f~~~ed every guy in the pub. She told me that some of the lads there had slept over in her bed but they didn’t have sex. Yeh…sure. The Irish lads were laughing when they found out I’d shagged her. They’d all had a go. (Didn’t find this out until after id stuck my dick in her.) I immediately got an STD test afterwards and was s~~~ting it. Came back all clear tho, which amazed me.

She did give an amazing blowjob tho, i gotta say. I’d never been so turned on in my life.

Dirty f~~~ing slag.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

“I don’t have sex unless I’m in a relationship” (she wanted me to ask her out before she let me f~~~ her).

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Freeman98Participant 119]

bigboy83 wrote:

“Youre important to me.”

“I dont care about your money.”

“He’s just a friend.”

“Do you want to go to my family’s get-together?”

“I love my job.”

Great list. Especially ” he is just a friend”

[Sanguissman69Participant 32]

What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine….

"I live for myself and I answer to nobody" - Steve McQueen

[Nermal PivinParticipant 5]

I once told a woman I was thinking about buying a nuclear powered rifle. She tried to talk me out of it.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Quiet Desperation wrote:

I slept in the same bed as him but we didn’t f~~~

I was the guy “in the same bed” once, and I didn’t f~~~ her. However, she very much did want to f~~~, but I was not attracted to her and my friend liked her. I had no ride home from her place after hanging out and she ended up saying it would be ok to sleep next to me after I was already laying there. She ends up trying to seduce me for hours. So pathetic. So, it could happen but the reality is obvious.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

‘It was identity theft’, after I confronted her for raiding our 401k (25% penalty + income tax) to pay off a 0% car loan I negotiated for her. (face palm)

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ArcParticipant 350]

“We can have a poly-amorous relationship. I’ll have to marry only David and have my first kid with him, but you can live with us, and I’ll have the second kid with you.”

Believe it or not, the other guy was going to let her do that. Though to be fair, she was trying to have her cake and eat it too by keeping me around (probably not thinking clearly). Needless to say, I didn’t agree.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I love you but I’m not IN LOVE with you.

[Stat solosParticipant 2]

The dumbest things ever told to me were and I quote you don’t love me unless you get me pregnant. He’s my partner at work we are really close like a couple but nothing is going on and the best one. Don’t admit you cheated on your boyfriend because that makes you look bad.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Arc wrote:

We can have a poly-amorous relationship. I’ll have to marry only David and have my first kid with him, but you can live with us, and I’ll have the second kid with you.”

WTF?

[High RollerParticipant 157]

Everyone here has already listed the silliest things on what I’ve heard women say before.

For me, I never listen to what women say, I watch what they do.

[Freeman98Participant 119]

The one my ex said to me after we got back together was “it will be different this time”. We didn’t last too long after she said that

[Dirtydog73Participant 232]

“he gives me emotional support”….from a 28 year old alcoholic douche-bag who walked away from his own kid ….shes 44.

Kicked her arse to the kerb

Fed, Fucked, Appreciated. The three simple things men want, but women will never grasp.

[Aleph MaleParticipant 214]

“I’m not a cheater! I can prove it, just call my ex, he’ll tell you I’ve always been faithful.”

Yup, the very same ex she cheated on to be with me.

Behind every miserable man there is a very happy woman.

[Joey BrooksSpectator 29]

I gotta give you the setup for this dumb line.

I have this female friend, nothing physical, just cycling buddies. We used to do training rides together. I’m gonna use a fake name for this one as I still bump into her now and then. How ’bout Laura.

Laura had a good day job but I have a feeling she may have moonlighted as a professional escort. She only dated professional athletes mostly NFL guys. But by contract they can’t do any sports other than football, so she somehow connected with me. Yea, she was pretty hot but I already had a good, drama-free woman (they do exist) and I don’t have NFL money either.

There was this other dude I’m gonna call Bob. I think that was really his name. He was one of those really clean-cut older dudes (maybe 60) who buys a new, shiny Harley every year. Rich guy. He had the hots for Laura but she never really gave him the time of day hardly. Not NFL rich apparently but rich enough for her to kinda string him along. Dummy.

Laura and I were spending a ton of time together training. One day we were driving to an event, and while in the car Laura asks/tells me: “You know my friend Bob?….He thinks we are DATING!…isn’t that FUNNY???”

It took about five seconds for me to digest that STOOPID thing coming out of her mouth. I slowly turned my head toward her (she was driving) and said: “Yeah Laura…that’s HILARIOUS. Now SHUTTHEF~~~UP!”

If you could walk through walls, would you still use doors?

[ArcParticipant 350]

“I don’t hate men and before I was skeptical but, after taking a few courses with my feminist professor, I now see that feminism is entirely necessary.”
-Best friend’s girlfriend

After I crushed any possible justification for feminism, it was no surprise that all of a sudden something came up from work for her and my best friend had to leave with her.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

[HermitParticipant]

1. “Tell me I’m pretty.”
2. “I’m still pretty!”
3. “If you can afford to buy beer, you can afford………..”
4. “I figured we’d get married so you’d stick around for a while.”
5. “There are more important things in life than sex.”
6. “Tell me you love me.”
7. “Now that we’ve had a 3sum with another girl, it’s only fair that we have one with another guy.”
8. I had just got done f~~~ing this gal that I really didn’t even know and she says, “Do you want me to make you a sandwich?”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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