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  • 2016-09-04 at 6:28 PM#295401
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    K
    Hitman
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    here goes…
    as promised earlyer..
    my drunken rant..
    .
    the keyboard is blending into an alphabet i know i can read,
    but is moving a little..
    spelling id out the window for this..
    .
    DUMG F~~~ING C~~~S …
    there .
    i did it..
    must be all the practice i got typing that one in..
    because i mean it.
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    staelthy you bastard..
    i love you man..
    that spiced rum is crippling me..
    and i love it..
    .wher the F~~~ is snake man ,.. ?
    mgtower , i know drinking is bad for me..
    please discuss wth c-pig and let me know what i live again and Jan say about this debacle..
    a HURRICANE is coming..
    i’m readya as as hell !
    love..
    let’s discuss THAT one !!! Hahahahaha!!!!
    love is a chemical reaction in the brain to FOL you into procreation..
    ………..
    santa claus and love are the samr thing..
    a childhood myth..
    only we we stop believing in santa when we are 7 or 8..
    with love it can last until a judge gives you a sentence..
    or even beyond that !

    .
    it aint real..
    …Pause..must get glass..
    will NOT read the former witing..
    .
    ahhhh…
    that’s better now..
    was a bit parched..
    smooth burn..
    orange, vanilla, spices..
    mmmmm…
    .
    but i degress.
    i am writing this for entertainmrent,/ a MESSEGE to the younger MGTOW…
    please, whatever you do..
    don’t get married.
    that legal contract is a reality you will face with your high paid lawyer standing next to you..
    and you WILL NOT LIKE IT 11!!!!
    .
    thank you men.
    thank you keymaster
    thank you to all of you who put up with my sjit almost everyday !
    .
    i am going to kiss my pillow,
    stuffed with what women use for brains.
    a quote from CAP fron RoyDal..
    i’m going to look around and stop tyiping now..
    areveadurce roma,…
    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………………………………………………………
    tic tacs..eat them like shame>. chir’s !!!
    ( get it ? chir’s..cheers..?
    )..
    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    please feel free to messege me and post the dangerousness of alchoholol…………
    will reply tommorrow at some point…..
    must adjust the rum mixsture again..
    needa sa a little more….????
    somethimg..

    2016-09-04 at 6:30 PM#295404
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    Juehue
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    Sounds like poetry

    2016-09-04 at 6:39 PM#295407
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    Anonymous
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    Enjoyed the rant. Sleep well.

    2016-09-04 at 6:41 PM#295410
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    Anonymous
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    Ha, hey Hitman. I am not drunk… tonight anyhow, but per usual I am stoned as can be. I hate paying for the fun I had the night before more and more as I age. I am such a pussy that I can barely handle a six pack anymore without a hangover the next day. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?!? When I was 18 I could have a twelve pack and still be chipper the next morning and ready to do it again.

    Getting old sucks.

    2016-09-04 at 6:43 PM#295412
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    Jan Sobieski
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    Brother Hitman.

    I would draw swords with you. Any time, any place.

    To the end.

    Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

    2016-09-04 at 6:45 PM#295414
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    Anonymous
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    Is your wife gone for the weekend again?

    2016-09-04 at 7:00 PM#295429
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    Hitman
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    Anonymous wrote:

    Is your wife gone for the weekend again?

    christmas will be 4 years shes gone…
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    Jan Sobieski wrote:

    I would draw swords with you. Any time, any place.

    To the end.

    as long as we are on the same side !!
    you inspire me brother Jam
    n..
    this IS A dronken rant !!!
    happy labor day !
    unions brought us the weekends..

    Anonymous wrote:

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?!

    the spiced rum is kicking my ass is what hapennned.

    Juehue wrote:

    Juehue

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    Sounds like poetry

    i’m a poet and i know it,
    my feet are LONGFELLOWS and they show it..

    Anonymous wrote:

    t. Sleep well.

    thabks brother !!!
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    keep it coming you bastards ………..
    i’lkl deall with you mananana .. Hahhahaha!!!

    2016-09-04 at 7:03 PM#295434
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    Nerevar
    Nerevar
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    Reads like a page from The Divine Comedy, or at least The Epic of Gilgamesh, I love it, brother! Keep drinking and celebrate!

    "One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

    2016-09-04 at 7:07 PM#295438
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    Chaff/Flare
    Chaff/Flare
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    Draw swords, count me in. Ahh, I miss hanging out with men, nothing like a drunk man telling the truth. Time and place bro, I need some organic meat anyhow.

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

    2016-09-04 at 7:08 PM#295439
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    Chaff/Flare
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    Wait, that sounded wrong. I was talking about hunting

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

    2016-09-04 at 7:11 PM#295442
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    Hitman
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    Nerevar wrote:

    Keep drinking and celebrate!

    not stopping now..

    Chaff/Flare wrote:

    nothing like a drunk man telling the truth

    en vino, veritas..
    i had to type that that slowly,
    in case you guys don’t read too quick..
    Hahahha!!.
    geting p~~~ed..

    2016-09-04 at 7:16 PM#295448
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    Hitman
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    Chaff/Flare wrote:

    Wait, that sounded wrong.

    .

    .

    minus the seconal…

    2016-09-04 at 7:20 PM#295450
    Chaff/Flare
    Chaff/Flare
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    Hitman, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done with a chick/ chicks?

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

    2016-09-04 at 7:26 PM#295457
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    K
    Hitman
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    ..

    for now..

    2016-09-04 at 7:28 PM#295460
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    Hitman
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    Chaff/Flare wrote:

    Hitman, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done with a chick/

    crazziest ?
    marriage..
    crazy as f~~~.

    2016-09-04 at 7:29 PM#295463
    K
    Hitman
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    wher is the tic tac eater ?????????????????

    2016-09-04 at 7:32 PM#295471
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    Chaff/Flare
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    Ok, I’ll start. Craziest place you have had sex.

    For me, it’s a toss between behind a Tijuana dumpster and on the Eiffel Tower.

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

    2016-09-04 at 7:36 PM#295480
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    Anonymous
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    2016-09-04 at 7:39 PM#295481
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    Nerevar
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    Chaff/Flare wrote:

    Ok, I’ll start. Craziest place you have had sex.

    For me, it’s a toss between behind a Tijuana dumpster and on the Eiffel Tower.

    Middle of the f~~~ing road.

    I was drunk, she was high and we just went for it.

    "One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

    2016-09-04 at 7:39 PM#295482
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    TaxGuy
    TaxGuy
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    This is why you have to love this place. Where else do you get p~~~ drunk, talk a little s~~~, and everybody just chimes in with a good time?

    I’ve said it before, but this is the kind of s~~~ that keeps me coming back. I’ve never encountered a better group of intelligent, non-judgmental group of men in my life.

    Thank you Keymaster and crew for the best site on the web.

    The Patriarchy…..

    Order the good wine

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