It happened right in front of me.
I live in New Jersey and there was a big comedy show with a handful of well-known comics at the PNC center.
There was a group of people behind us that were super loud and very drunk. I think it was 2 girls and a guy. They were so disrespectful, I could barely hear at some points because they were so f~~~ing loud. I wanted to say something, but I chose not to just because everyone was high, drunk, or both, the security was a bunch of shmucks, and it probably would have made things worse. Mid-show they take a 20 minute break, and me, my friend, and his brother are standing on this hill outside of the seating area where we had lawn chairs set up. It was very packed and the obnoxious people were right behind us. Out of the corner of my eye I see the one very drunk woman reach forward then fall back into her chair giggling. I couldn’t tell what happened, but my friend’s brother looked kind of embarrassed and I put 2 and 2 together quickly. I said “Did she just grab your butt?” and he nods kind of ashamed.
This bitch grabbed his ass, falls into her chair laughing and says, “I’m sorry!! I just couldn’t help it! It was right there in front of me!” I drop a simple “that’s seriuosly inappropriate” and leave it at that. It didn’t happen to me so I wanted to let him handle it the way he wanted to, even if it was by ignoring the whole situation all together. I wanted to let her have it, and I guess I could have, but like I said, it was his problem to handle his way. They were wasted as f~~~ so it would have either ended in the guy white knighting because of what I would have said, leading to a fight, or her trying to bitch back at me.. I don’t know, maybe it could’ve been fun.
Anyway, this to me sums up the whole relationship between men and women right now. My friend’s brother was so afraid to react because I’m sure he is aware of the way women are protected in today’s society. If she grabs his ass it’s funny, but if someone grabbed her ass, she would lose her s~~~ and he would be a registered f~~~ing sex offender.
What was funny was they were talking very loudly before this and they were talking about how the one woman is single and doesn’t know why. How f~~~ing stupid are these bitches? Drunk off your ass straight up embarrassing yourself in front of hundreds, if not thousands, of people, has no clue how to behave like a competent human being, and you don’t know why you’re single? I feel great just knowing this bitch is lonely and depressed with her cats at home, and has to be a third-wheel with her friends and get completely trashed just to get away from her s~~~ty life for one night. That is good enough revenge for me.
Also, one of the comedians was Amy Schumer, the girl from that movie Trainwreck, she plays herself (a boring tramp). All the ugly sluts were screaming for her when she came out on stage.
I didn’t even chuckle once, such a bad comedian.
P.S. If anyone was wondering where I’ve been the last few weeks (I’m sure nobody actually noticed) I was on a badass roadtrip around america, drove over 8,000 miles and saw some national parks in utah and wyoming. It was fantastic.
I welcome your opinions on this subject! Should I have said something? Should I have ripper her up verbally and embarrassed her publicly? Did I do the right thing and keep quiet? Let me know your overall opinion so I can make the right decision the next time! I’ve never been in a situation this absurd before, so I reacted the way I thought best off the cuff.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you into something else is the greatest accomplishment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
RoyDal 4 years, 4 months ago.
