Drive your Cats Nuts!

[megatoad69Participant 449]

You can play this to get your cats going, you can play this for your soon to be ex, as a hint, you can play it if you like cats, you can play it in a ‘no pets allowed’ building to get your landlord up in arms.
Or you can play it because it’s funny.

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I’m listening to J.S. Bach right now. Maybe later with the cat thing.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[megatoad69Participant 449]

I originally wanted just sound effects to get them going, but what better than other cats?

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Hahahahahaha!! I’m totally using this against MY cat when I get home.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I tried this on my cat but after five minutes turned it off. No reaction. I think he’s too much like me: when he hears a bunch of whiny pussies he gives no f~~~s either.

[megatoad69Participant 449]

Maybe your cat hasn’t ever been exposed to other cats?
I have cats, more cats than I care to admit due to MGTOW shame, so they know about other cats, I mean, they are all loafing around and sleeping, I start playing various cat meows from YT vids, next thing I know there are cats all over the place, some of them starting to meow themselves.

I admit, (head down in shame) I’m a cat lover.

And another thing, cats love thrash metal, they sit and listen and their ears are moving and rotating to the awesome sounds of metal.
Most women don’t like metal, most women like the lamest no talent needed tunes on the planet, so if you need to get rid of a chick, play some Destruction, or Toxic Holocaust, even pre-black Metallica, they hate that s~~~, they don’t like music that is actually good.

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Cats are indifferent to other cats meowing because meowing is directed at humans. If nobody’s home and there is a bunch of cats – they’re not meowing among themselves. That’s a pattern-breaking observation I made with cats and meowing. Maybe it’s wrong. Most of the time I only had one cat.
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proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

megatoad69 wrote:

Maybe your cat hasn’t ever been exposed to other cats?

He use to be a stray. Cats, raccoons, coyotes, bears. You name it, he’s dealt with it, and I have the vet bills to prove it. If I play my coyote caller he sits up and pays attention, especially when it gets to the chicken sounds. He just doesn’t give any f~~~s about the pussies.

It’s kind of like MGTOW. MGTOW don’t give any f~~~s about women not because they don’t know women, but because they do.

[Anonymous 42]

Ask KeyMaster if he wants the soundtrack for the woman’s shelter? Either that or eggs splatting against a WALL.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I used to have 5 cats, now I’m down to the one. I totally didn’t get a chance to play it last night as I wanted to watch the debate. Then again, watching that last night involved a lot of cat fights, so….

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I used to have 5 cats, now I’m down to the one. I totally didn’t get a chance to play it last night as I wanted to watch the debate. Then again, watching that last night involved a lot of cat fights, so….

Shoot, I meant to add on that my one cat is USED to multiple cats being around. She HATED all of the others, but now when I come home she seems twice as happy to have some company. At least there’s ONE female that loves my attention no matter what. But playing the cat sounds would completely screw with her, hahaha!

[roninParticipant 341]

My cat was sleeping right next to me, so I pressed the play button and he immediately woke up. He was sitting for five minutes listening without making any move like an statue and then left the room. And he is a stray cat, he was 5 weeks when I rescued him.

A funny thing: every time I meet a girl and I say “I live in a rented flat alone with my cat”, she runs away like a cheetah, I make them disappear with those magic words. But those words doesn’t work with women who have kids.

We are at the dawn of a New Era. We are the Vanguard.-Greg Honda.

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