Dr. It hurts when I do that

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

The old joke where the Dr. says don’t do that. I as every one on here. There is a women that you thing is hot and she makes hints she wants to go out. With all the male bashing and how feminized entitled women today our dick keeps sending us messages a fine women would be nice to have around. We are biologically and sociability indoctrinated that we should have a mate. We know what the modern women is like ,but still think that maybe some one out there for you and treat you fair. I do my part and she will do hers.
There is a women I run into some and she always seeks me out and flirt.
When I see her my dick is telling me”that’s what I am talking about” I have a pension,own a couple of properties and live a full but frugal life. I have never married but “rent to own” I.E. lived with three women. Each time I end up looking over at this fine ,sometime kind,sweet and loving,but too often Evil Bitch from hell.I know this latest women would be the same. Yes Dr. I better not do this It always hurts and cost a lot of money . The Grateful Dead song goes off in my head pulling me back to safety and I tell her I don’t have a motorcycle helmet for her to ride with me

My baby, gives me
The finance blues
Tax me to the limit
Of my revenues

Here she comes finger-poppin’
Clickety-click
She says, furs or diamonds
You take your pick

She wants money
What she wants?
She wants money
What she wants?
And she say, money, honey
I’d rob a bank
I just load my gun
And mosey down to the bank

Knockin’ off my neighborhood
Savings and load
To keep my sweet Chiquita
In ea u de cologne

She wants money
What she wants?
She wants money
What she wants?
Money, money
Money, money, money
Money, money
Money, money, money

Mama don’t send me down
To rob that bank again
I got a notion that
You’re leadin’ me to sin

Won’t you relax
Won’t you lay way back
Don’t you bug
Your honey ’bout no Cadillac

It’s only bucks
You don’t need no jack
So, won’t you please
Relax and lay way back

My baby’s lovin’
Gives me such a thrill
It gives me inspiration
Makin’ counterfeit bills

Now, some folks say
The best things in life are free
I sure don’t get no love
And livin’ honestly
Lord made a lady
Out of Adam’s rib
Next thing you know
You got women’s lib

Lovely to look upon
Heaven to touch
It’s a real shame
They got to cost so much
Songwriters
JESSE FULLER

[KeithParticipant 482]

“Through the morning fog I see, visions of the things to be. . . . .”

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[Anonymous 42]

P.S. I like the green and white lettering, along with the lyrics (“you destroyed all the virtues that the lord gave you”) it matches my avatar to a T!

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtVTHB319ns

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10913]

Also try and remember Neil Sedaka’s “Bad Blood” song.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

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