Double parking c~~~s

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

The selfishness and lack of awareness is appalling. Went to the store this afternoon and could barely squeeze my small car into the parking stall because some c~~~ double parked. They literally paint two yellow lines for you, you f~~~ing idiot. It’s esentailly no different than a child’s colouring book…stay within the lines. My little kids can do it for f~~~ sakes. Who gave this c~~~ a license to pilot a 4000 pound aircraft. Un-f~~~ing-believable.

When I got in the store I was stunned. This place has changed so much since I was younger. No one spoke English. It was as if a diversity pinata exploded. I wanted to blow my f~~~ing brains out all over the floor. Who the f~~~ thought this was a good idea?

The answer, is no.

[Anonymous 11]

But, but, but, she’s a woman. She can do anything she wants.

This reminded me of last week when a c~~~ was paying for individual Kit-Kat bars and cans of soup with a different card for each transaction. I left the line before my head exploded. Really, they just don’t care about others. It’s that simple.

[Nags4CashParticipant 1163]

I like the women that block an aisle and wait 10 minutes for someone to unload their groceries so she can park 5 steps closer to the door. It’s always funny to me when one slowly follows me waiting for me to enter my car, they don’t know I’m always parked at the far end of the parking lot 🤣.

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[sidecarParticipant 35862]

I was at the shops a few weeks ago. There was no parking near the stores. None. Now this doesn’t bother me, because I always park way the f~~~ out in the boondocks and walk in, but as I was walking in I saw two parking spaces right up front magically open up at the same time. And then this soccer mom split between them parking her tesla. Right down the middle. Even though there were empty spaces reserved exclusively for her next to the free charging stations a little ways away she still thought she was entitled to two whole spaces right up front.

I guess she didn’t want her brand new $80k golf kart to get scratched.

Let’s just say that plan backfired on her.

Nags4Cash wrote:

It’s always funny to me when one slowly follows me waiting for me to enter my car,

I like to hold my keys out as if I’m just about at my car, and then cross through the parked cars to the next lane at the last minute.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

I was at the shops a few weeks ago. There was no parking near the stores. None. Now this doesn’t bother me, because I always park way the f~~~ out in the boondocks and walk in, but as I was walking in I saw two parking spaces right up front magically open up at the same time. And then this soccer mom split between them parking her tesla. Right down the middle. Even though there were empty spaces reserved exclusively for her next to the free charging stations a little ways away she still thought she was entitled to two whole spaces right up front.

I guess she didn’t want her brand new $80k golf kart to get scratched.

Let’s just say that plan backfired on her.

Nags4Cash wrote:

It’s always funny to me when one slowly follows me waiting for me to enter my car,

I like to hold my keys out as if I’m just about at my car, and then cross through the parked cars to the next lane at the last minute.

Hahahahaha. F~~~ YES.

I also like to walk with my keys in my hand.

The answer, is no.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

I also like to walk with my keys in my hand.

My keys are an electronic egg. But I’ve found a carbide scribe is fine too.

[HermitParticipant]

Nags4Cash wrote:

I like the women that block an aisle and wait 10 minutes for someone to unload their groceries so she can park 5 steps closer to the door. It’s always funny to me when one slowly follows me waiting for me to enter my car, they don’t know I’m always parked at the far end of the parking lot

Oh man, I actually had a big fat ugly c~~~ yell at me as I was sitting in my truck. I had parked close to the store. She saw me get in and I sat there for a while looking at my receipt. She was just sitting there in her car and she yelled out her window, “ARE YOU LEAVING?” Of course I was, but I shook my head no and got back out of my truck. Park somewhere else and walk you stupid fat c~~~.

I just avoid the whole mess now and park as far away from the store as I can. Doesn’t hurt me to walk the distance.

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[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

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[Maximus AureliusParticipant 351]

Ok, ^^^^^^^^ That was verra kool!

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[MonkParticipant 17057]

sidecar wrote:

I like to hold my keys out as if I’m just about at my car, and then cross through the parked cars to the next lane at the last minute.

I will admit to having done this.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

I like to see double parking c~~~s…It makes it easier for me to avoid the assholes…

Plus, it makes me grateful for the exercise to get to park a little bit farther away…

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[AutoliteParticipant]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

Who the f~~~ thought this was a good idea?

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