Don't know where this fits.

[MedwolfParticipant 5]

So today, a Co-Worker gets upset that I used a small space heater at my desk. She is “Worried” that I my start the paper bag that is near it on fire. Am I wrong in that I think she is saying “You are a careless man, and I will guilt you into doing what I want”??? Granted, she is a hotie (though a 51 y.o. hotie) but that has no effect on me any more. ({I’m 54 and f~~~ing don’t care}).

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Don;t argue with her; just do your thing and ignore her. Never heard of a 50+ woman who is hot—

[Anonymous 54]

You have a space heater near a paper bag.

[bladeParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Don;t argue with her; just do your thing and ignore her. Never heard of a 50+ woman who is hot—

I had a 50 year old years ago that had a body of a twenty year old that i f~~~ed once and it kept haunting me wouldn’t go away.f~~~ing head on it was atrocious, did it doggy and was p~~~ed.Just a boiler i picked up at the pub.

Watch out for the old and powerful woman in your job.They like there presences known at this age.

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

Medwolf wrote:

She is “Worried” that I my start the paper bag that is near it on fire.

Kill her with your scientific acumen. She can’t compete with that. Farenheit 451 is the auto-ignition point of paper. No less. A space heater will never heat the air around it to 451.

Then you go on and humiliate her some more.
Preferably in front of others….

Experimental protocols differ, and the auto-ignition temperature of any solid material is a function of its composition, volume, density, and shape, as well as its time of exposure to the high temperature. Older textbooks report a range of numbers for the auto-ignition point of paper, from the high 440s to the low 450s, but more recent experiments suggest it’s about 30 degrees hotter than that. By comparison, the auto-ignition temperature of gasoline is 536 degrees, and the temperature for charcoal is 660 degrees. Although paper ignites at around 480 degrees Fahrenheit, it gets far hotter once it’s burning. The temperature at the center of a paper fire is 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit, give or take a couple hundred. The tips of the flames themselves are usually between 600 and 800 degrees.

You want to make her sorry she even opened her fat yap.
Then she’ll really be “worried”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[chirParticipant]

Or have fun with her.

Turn off the heat to the portable heater but leave the fan on. Then put the bag ON the heater. Drama will ensue.

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[RoyDalParticipant]

chir wrote:

Or have fun with her.

Turn off the heat to the portable heater but leave the fan on. Then put the bag ON the heater. Drama will ensue.

I like the way you think!

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[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Just tell her you are a careless asshole that likes to burn and destroy stuff. She will be begging to suck your dick within seconds. Crazy c~~~s.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Keep it Simple…..Move the paper bag away from the heater. What’s the BIG deal ??

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[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Act like the bag caught on fire and throw a cup of water on the heater….

Peace brothers

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