Does this article make you want to date a single mom?

[MaverickParticipant 811]

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a38908/things-you-should-know-before-dating-a-single-mom/

15 Things You Should Know Before Dating a Single Mom
Throw everything you know about scheduling out the window.

1. Her children’s games are the only ones she wants to play. So don’t waste her time with yours. Feel like she’s perfect except you don’t want kids? It’s probably best you move along if either of you wants something long-term.

2. Liking kids isn’t the same as raising kids. Instead of pretending you know what it’s like, ask questions and be humble. You might have a really fun time with your nephew at Christmas, but this isn’t the same as cleaning up vomit at 3 a.m. Ask about what she loves about being a mom, ask about what her kids’ interests are, admit that you’ve never seen Frozen.

3. Liking her kids isn’t the same as raising her kids. You might have some really great ideas about how you think she could do things, and you might have some strong ideas about how children should behave. Not. Your. Business. At least not until you’re all functioning as a family unit, which takes time, honesty, and patience, and possibly some therapy.

4. Don’t ask dumb questions on the first date. “Did you ever consider an abortion?” is a dumb question. It’s also a real question that single moms actually hear. Don’t ask that.

5. Don’t be surprised — or rude — when she hasn’t heard the latest from Beyoncé or seen any Fast and Furious movies. Planning time for mascara is hard enough; popular culture becomes the Great White Buffalo. Do make her a mixed CD and enjoy watching Netflix together after the kiddos hit the hay.

6. Throw everything you know about scheduling out the window. Be ready for rapid-fire spontaneity or an ironclad calendar. You’re at the mercy of custody agreements, parent-teacher conferences, skinned knees, stuffy noses, and — buy her wine for this one — lice.

7. Throw everything you know about Sunday Funday out the window. Until the mini people are old enough to get their own cereal and turn on the cartoons, there’s no such thing as sleeping in. If you really want to impress everyone, let her sleep while you get the pancakes going and put the coffee on, or take everyone on a doughnut run. Glazed old-fashioned might be the closest thing to a Bloody Mary you both can get.

8. Speaking of Bloody Marys, hangovers aren’t an option anymore. It’s not about being in your 20s or your 30s or your 40s; it’s about keeping it together during a living room performance of Annie and wiping butts and doing laundry. So much laundry.

9. Her ex might still be in the picture. It’s very likely he will be a large part of her life for at least the next 18 years, so get used to it. If she gets along with him, great, be cool. If she doesn’t get along with him, also be cool. Be supportive if she complains about him, but whatever you do, don’t talk badly about him in front of the kids (it’s actually included in many custody agreements; don’t make a sticky situation stickier).

10. She can’t just see how the night goes and stay out as long as she might want. Babysitters are people too, and good ones are a hot commodity. They deserve to be treated and paid well. If she told the babysitter she’d be home by 11, make sure she’s home by 11! Say good-bye to after-parties, say hello to more-time-for sex (Lock the door!).

11. She’s good in an emergency. Goldfish crackers and Band-aids are never far away. What else do you need from her purse? Hand sanitizer, Chapstick, a small dinosaur, some crayons, or a flashlight? She’s got it. Flushable wipes, duh.

12. She probably doesn’t need saving, but she definitely needs a massage. Handling what life serves is her modus operandi — she’s been handling it since before you came along, and she’s prepared to handle it if you leave. Don’t pamper her because you pity her. Pamper her because you admire her Terminator strength to always keep going.

13. Pampering includes calling the babysitter. If you want to whisk her away for a romantic weekend, offer to help with the parental logistics so she’s relaxed on her trip, not distracted with worry. And don’t make nonrefundable reservations. See no. 6 above.

14. Whatever you do, don’t surprise them with a puppy. There is nothing more beautiful than a joyful child. But unless it’s a puppy that’s going to sleep, howl, and poop and chew on everything at your own house, it’s too much trouble for the 20 minutes that you’ll be The Best Boyfriend Mom Has Ever Had.

15. Be willing to watch Frozen, whether you’ve seen it or not. Also, be ready to play Frozen — it’s very likely you’ll have to be Anna over and over. And over, again.

[MonkParticipant 16978]

Single mothers are a cancer.

[Anonymous 0]

Or, walk away and then 1-15 never materialize.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Does this article make you want to date a single mom?

Short answer: No
Long answer: F~~~ NO.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[WarfishParticipant 408]

Not a frickin’ chance

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Maverick wrote:

enjoy watching Netflix together

No thanks, I hate TV shows. nasty Couch potato

Maverick wrote:

buy her wine for this one

Couch potato whose also an alcoholic. Likely very fat from drinking wine and never exercising.

Maverick wrote:

let her sleep while you get the pancakes going ….take everyone on a doughnut run. Glazed old-fashioned might be the closest thing to a Bloody Mary you both can get.

Fat ass diabetic bitch doesn’t need pancakes or donuts. And another reference to drinking. May as well go to the pharmacy and pick up her anti-depressants for her, like a good cuck.

Maverick wrote:

Be supportive if she complains about him (her Ex)

LOL, not a f~~~ing chance.

Maverick wrote:

she’s been handling it since before you came along, and she’s prepared to handle it if you leave.

Yes, I can see how she’s handled life. She’s poor, with un-fathered s~~~kids running around screaming and being disrespectful. I can see that she is on top of things. Face palm.

Maverick wrote:

offer to help with the parental logistics so she’s relaxed

You mean, give up several hundred dollars a month to her, so “she can handle things without my help”

DO NOT DATE SINGLE MOTHERS, YOU FOOLS. You will suffer, oh boy you will suffer.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Take that bitch and her bastards to the woodchipper.

JUST DO IT

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Yes, I can see how she’s handled life. She’s poor, with un-fathered s~~~kids running around screaming and being disrespectful. I can see that she is on top of things. Face palm.

The one consistency of these articles is how damn tough it is to be a single mom, and how much she has her s~~~ together. But if she had her s~~~ together, it wouldn’t be that hard. F~~~ing logic, getting in the way again.

Maverick wrote:

12. She probably doesn’t need saving, but she definitely needs a massage. Handling what life serves is her modus operandi — she’s been handling it since before you came along, and she’s prepared to handle it if you leave.

Sounds good. Bye Judy!

Order the good wine

[MurineesParticipant 704]

Women is a liability.

Single mom is the biggest.

Only a self-hating guy will date a single mom.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[WallyParticipant]

Yep go through all 15 and might get to stick your Weiner in her worn out possibly (probably) diseased vagina. Or skip it and enjoy a stress free existence. Good lord, when people write these articles do they even consider one thing that might be attractive and inviting to a guy. It’s not worth the squeeze because there is no juice to begin with.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22507]

Maverick wrote:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a38908/things-you-should-know-before-dating-a-single-mom/
15 Things You Should Know Before Dating a Single MomThrow everything you know about scheduling out the window.
1. Her children’s games are the only ones she wants to play. So don’t waste her time with yours. Feel like she’s perfect except you don’t want kids? It’s probably best you move along if either of you wants something long-term.
2. Liking kids isn’t the same as raising kids. Instead of pretending you know what it’s like, ask questions and be humble. You might have a really fun time with your nephew at Christmas, but this isn’t the same as cleaning up vomit at 3 a.m. Ask about what she loves about being a mom, ask about what her kids’ interests are, admit that you’ve never seen Frozen.
3. Liking her kids isn’t the same as raising her kids. You might have some really great ideas about how you think she could do things, and you might have some strong ideas about how children should behave. Not. Your. Business. At least not until you’re all functioning as a family unit, which takes time, honesty, and patience, and possibly some therapy.
4. Don’t ask dumb questions on the first date. “Did you ever consider an abortion?” is a dumb question. It’s also a real question that single moms actually hear. Don’t ask that.
5. Don’t be surprised — or rude — when she hasn’t heard the latest from Beyoncé or seen any Fast and Furious movies. Planning time for mascara is hard enough; popular culture becomes the Great White Buffalo. Do make her a mixed CD and enjoy watching Netflix together after the kiddos hit the hay.
6. Throw everything you know about scheduling out the window. Be ready for rapid-fire spontaneity or an ironclad calendar. You’re at the mercy of custody agreements, parent-teacher conferences, skinned knees, stuffy noses, and — buy her wine for this one — lice.
7. Throw everything you know about Sunday Funday out the window. Until the mini people are old enough to get their own cereal and turn on the cartoons, there’s no such thing as sleeping in. If you really want to impress everyone, let her sleep while you get the pancakes going and put the coffee on, or take everyone on a doughnut run. Glazed old-fashioned might be the closest thing to a Bloody Mary you both can get.
8. Speaking of Bloody Marys, hangovers aren’t an option anymore. It’s not about being in your 20s or your 30s or your 40s; it’s about keeping it together during a living room performance of Annie and wiping butts and doing laundry. So much laundry.
9. Her ex might still be in the picture. It’s very likely he will be a large part of her life for at least the next 18 years, so get used to it. If she gets along with him, great, be cool. If she doesn’t get along with him, also be cool. Be supportive if she complains about him, but whatever you do, don’t talk badly about him in front of the kids (it’s actually included in many custody agreements; don’t make a sticky situation stickier).
10. She can’t just see how the night goes and stay out as long as she might want. Babysitters are people too, and good ones are a hot commodity. They deserve to be treated and paid well. If she told the babysitter she’d be home by 11, make sure she’s home by 11! Say good-bye to after-parties, say hello to more-time-for sex (Lock the door!).
11. She’s good in an emergency. Goldfish crackers and Band-aids are never far away. What else do you need from her purse? Hand sanitizer, Chapstick, a small dinosaur, some crayons, or a flashlight? She’s got it. Flushable wipes, duh.
12. She probably doesn’t need saving, but she definitely needs a massage. Handling what life serves is her modus operandi — she’s been handling it since before you came along, and she’s prepared to handle it if you leave. Don’t pamper her because you pity her. Pamper her because you admire her Terminator strength to always keep going.
13. Pampering includes calling the babysitter. If you want to whisk her away for a romantic weekend, offer to help with the parental logistics so she’s relaxed on her trip, not distracted with worry. And don’t make nonrefundable reservations. See no. 6 above.
14. Whatever you do, don’t surprise them with a puppy. There is nothing more beautiful than a joyful child. But unless it’s a puppy that’s going to sleep, howl, and poop and chew on everything at your own house, it’s too much trouble for the 20 minutes that you’ll be The Best Boyfriend Mom Has Ever Had.
15. Be willing to watch Frozen, whether you’ve seen it or not. Also, be ready to play Frozen — it’s very likely you’ll have to be Anna over and over. And over, again.

The article is single mom repellant. Should be posted up everywhere as warning signs.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

The target audience is women needing validation for their s~~~ty choices.

You go girl! You got this!
Cosmo says it takes a “real man” to handle me!
I’m worth it!

Meanwhile another good man takes the red pill and escapes the Matrix.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Thank you so much for posting the predigested version. I couldn’t have bared to click on the link.

I’m in a difficult situation. I have a super hot much younger woman hitting on me. Thing is, she’s a single mom of a 10 year old. She says the child doesn’t live with her. I suspect if she and I ever lived together, perish the thought, she would have her womb rat move in too. I couldn’t stand that. None of it. What to do? She lives too far away for a simple pump and dump. Did I mention she’s really hot?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

The target audience is women needing validation for their s~~~ty choices.

Excellent point. How many men read Cosmo? Who was this article really written for?

Order the good wine

[MonkParticipant 16978]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I have a super hot much younger woman hitting on me. Thing is, she’s a single mom of a 10 year old.

A grasping slut with a bastard in tow is ‘super hot’?

Maybe I’m missing something.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Freeman_K wrote:

That’s the funniest s~~~ I seen today. The red-lining zone is anything after zero lol

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Dude, have you ever picked up one of those magazines? I flipped through one for s~~~s-n-giggles the other day while taking a dump.

The magazine is like an instruction manual on how to rack up sexual partners. Just sex sex sex….. so ridiculous

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

This article is written strictly for Blue Pill Simps that will actually take it seriously.

Now, that’s pretty damn scary !!

Thankfully, it just provides us with more Red Pills.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[TicParticipant 4329]

Jesus Christ, I almost want to throw my laptop against the wall.

f~~~ all that s~~~.

God bless peace and freedom.

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