Do you still go to weddings?

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Have avoided two weddings in the last two years, don’t care enough to stoke a woman’s ego. That’s all they want from me and I’m asserting my sovereignty. Stallion for life.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[JVBParticipant]

DorkShit wrote:

Free booze and crazy people. What’s not to like?

Amen. Perhaps a little drunk wedding wannabe blow job behind the dumpster outside.

Peace is > piece.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

The_Young wrote:

But why the hell would I go to a wedding when I don’t even believe in it in the first place?

I’d go for the same reason I’d go to a bar mitvuh or something. I don’t believe in that s~~~ either but I’d go out of respect for the person inviting me. I tell people how I feel about modern marriage, but if they still want to do it I’ll just wish them well and hope it works out for them.

Funny thing is I have a wedding coming up to, but its for my female cousin. Should I go high five her on finding a sucker to marry her at 30? I care more about her than the dude she’s marrying, watching her get married is like watching her win the lottery.

[DanceMyOwnWayParticipant 2097]

Go and enjoy it. Watch the movie “Wedding Crashers” beforehand as a good innoculation. Remember not to stick your dick in crazy. Personally I’d find it an interesting experience to attend nowadays with my red pill glasses on and I’d get drunk and be tempted to pump and dump if the opportunity presented itself.

If you fall down 7 times, get up 8

[MemberParticipant 323]

[OldBillParticipant]

Beer wrote:

I’d go for the same reason I’d go to a bar mitvuh or something. I don’t believe in that s~~~ either but I’d go out of respect for the person inviting me.

I’m with Beer here. If invited, especially by family, I feel obligated to go. That being said, I can’t remember the last time I was invited to a non-family wedding.

At my age, my cousins’ children are getting married now. I usually attend as my widowed mother’s “plus one” or as the chauffeur for other elderly relatives. It helps out a lot when they can depend on cousin “Old Bill” wrangling Grammy & Grampy to the church and through the reception.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Will there be an open bar?

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