Do you clean s~~~?

[GreekDragoonParticipant 460]

Meister wrote:

Question:
1. Do you guys clean?

2. Have you noticed that women have a natural urge to clean and decorate s~~~?
They’re really good at it, too.
Almost makes you wanna keep one around for that purpose.
And that’s porbably the trick they’re trying to pull …

1) Yes, only when I am alone though. I have turned out to be somewhat of a misanthrope and can’t really function well with other people bothering me with their presence.

2) Only to some women. Several females I have seen are far dirtier than most men. In fact most of the women I have witnessed to be clean are among the older generations, the young ones are often borderline disgusting once you get to know them.

And yes, pretending to be clean, prim and proper is a standard deception tactic. It depends on the person but in my experience true clean women are rare.

EDIT: A decade without cleaning a bathroom? I can understand a month or two, especially if single but a decade is too much.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

If I ever do a video on the woman that I almost got serious with or for that matter any of the women I have met in the last 9 years. I’m guessing quite a few but the one that I almost got really seriously with put up a big Act about how clean she was bragging as though it was some kind of miraculous f~~~in event. That is where her Madness came out. After I got to know her better I found out that she was getting her son who had Asperger’s to do all of the cleaning all the laundry most of the cooking plus he was disabled and she kept all of his money every month. This poor guy was like a slave and I really hope that he is escapes but this woman is so needy, greedy and downright seedy.. she will never let go of him until she dies. If your dog s~~~s in the bed you get up and clean it you don’t sleep in it. But I have never met a man in my life who sleeps with an animal only women.

I am a slob but I have limits, men have limits – when my friend says that he hasn’t cleaned his bathroom in 10 years doesn’t mean it’s that gross, his standard of clean might be far above mine or yours. This is why I try to stay away from judging other people. My peace of mind is through the roof. Stay away from women who keep slaves. See you someday kk

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[Anonymous 11]

I try too, normally, but ongoing hurricane remediation has sucked up so much of my time cleaning and repairing that my bathrooms look like Meister’s and my kitchen is at bare minimum of acceptability.

I’m normally a bathroom, clothes, and kitchen OCD clean type. My vehicles are shameful.

[Anonymous 5]

Id say for myself (good post) it gets Really f~~~ing terrible than a day clean up Haha!

[hmskl’dParticipant 6422]

Empty rooms are easy to clean. The joys of minimalism and owning almost nothing.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I have CDO (the correct alphabetical order of OCD).
I do my own cleaning/tidying up. I don’t allow others (male or female) to touch my “s~~~”, because to me it is a form of snooping/invasion of privacy.

I’m like this at home/away/work. I’ll clean my own s~~~ thank you very much.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[TwistParticipant]

House – clean
Car – clean
Boat – clean, but put away for another couple months…
Clothes – all clean
Me – showered after the gym this afternoon

Teutonic, I just like things in order.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Yea I clean or if I need to I hire out the job. Not surprising thought that the women at your office want to do this for you. They view you as a good catch, single, great job, motivated and doesn’t give a f~~~. Heck they probably all orgasm the second you walk past them.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m a bit of a neat freak my self, I’m very organized, I don’t exaggerate but I like everything being organized and clean. I know some people are slobs, I am not one of them.

I have at least one million pieces of hardware, hundreds of lbs., nuts, bolts, fasteners, lights 6v 12v, you name it, I more than likely have it, all organized on display boxes and in storage. Everything has a place, nothing is left out of place, I always put things away at the end of the day, I’m just like C-Pig when it comes to dishes in the sink, do you see a sign that says dirty dish storage? No! Do you wanna know why you don’t see a sign that says dirty dish storage? BECAUSE I DON’T STORE DIRTY DISHES!

Eric Lauder wrote:

Most women have a natural urge to clean and decorate:

Hey Eric, like everything else they do, one hand cancels out the productivity of the other, clean the nick-knack patty-whack s~~~ all over the walls! They strew dust collecting clutter over every sq. inch of their lives!

I’ve seen women load an entire house with utterly useless s~~~! I would rent a f~~~ing dumpster and start throwing s~~~ out the windows!

I’m clean, my floors you can eat off, bathroom is kept spotless. What the OP described (decades dirty bathroom just would float in my home). I use H2O2 (food grade) in a pump sprayer to disinfect the bathrooms, food preparation areas and moping the floors to oxidize and lift any stains in the wood and grout. OP needs OVEN CLEANER to clean that s~~~!

hmskl’d wrote:

Nearly empty rooms are easy to clean. The joys of minimalism owning almost nothing.

Nick-Knack Patty-Wack s~~~ on every wall! Wall to wall s~~~ everywhere! If a tennis ball can hide you have too much clutter!
Another thing, they’ll have every species of house plant but nothing you can eventually eat or smoke! F~~~ing idiots!

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I clean my apartment each day, meaning I do this today, that tomorrow, another thing in two days, etc. Usually have 3 days to do all the s~~~ so I can sit on ass the rest of the week.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

F~~~ no I don’t clean s~~~. That’s beneath me and besides, I don’t have the time. That’s what I pay someone for. I’ve done it all before. Washed dishes, clothes, cleaned toilets, etc. But why do it yourself if you can afford to pay someone else to do it? Same reason why I pay someone to wash my car. I certainly don’t want to f~~~ with that s~~~.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

DarkRyu wrote:

F~~~ no I don’t clean s~~~. That’s beneath me and besides, I don’t have the time. That’s what I pay someone for. I’ve done it all before. Washed dishes, clothes, cleaned toilets, etc. But why do it yourself if you can afford to pay someone else to do it? Same reason why I pay someone to wash my car. I certainly don’t want to f~~~ with that s~~~.

Exactly. If you don’t do it yourself (it takes 5 f~~~ing minutes) Hire a maid to clean your toilets etc.

You are not punishing anyone but yourself to have the place where you wash and bathe yourself, and brush your teeth etc. be a f~~~ing disgusting, germ infested s~~~house.

(you know the germs move around the bathroom, and don’t just stay on your filthy, s~~~ stained toilet. Think of that when you stick your toothbrush into your mouth.)

We are MGTOWs and men, not filthy animals.

PS I also reject that women are natural cleaners, and men are filthy. Or that it is masculine to live in gross filth.
I know many men, including myself, whose wives turned into lazy slobs after marriage. The cleaning, like the on demand blowjobs, goes away once the ring is attained.

It all sounds like some tuna archtype bulls~~~ to me:

Basically: “Menz are filthy slobs if womenz aren’t cleaning up for them!”

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

I clean my fleshlight daily.

Mrs. Sloppy…?

Tv is warmer than the vaccum cleaner.

To her her miving I used to tell her my folks were coming.

Dropping the big D news had her in two nights of anger cleaning. That all it lasted.

Locked her out of my space. No estrogen zone.

Dog sides with me.

And I keep my dig cleaner than hillary’s ass.

I tried to live with that s~~~ stain of a wife, I tried cohabitating with her while we were getting divorced. I ended up having to get an order of protection having her served and forcibly evicted March 18th 2008. You may end up having to do this. In my case it was worth having to pay the extra money I ended up having to pay $1,000 a month temporarily until the divorce was final. Always keep the protective order in mind okay no?

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

PistolPete wrote:

Years and Years ago Mike Royko wrote a column about his van. Hes said the only time he cleaned the windshield was when it became so opaque he couldn’t see through it and even then he would just rub a spot sufficient to see through.

I clean my guns religiously but everything else—only when the dirt reaches critical mass and it gets in my way. I’m with meister about the commode To me its like an ongoing science experiment–I wonder what that is growing in there and then every six months or so I dump in some bleach and start over.

I do possess bleach and a friend who pours it into my toilet once in a while.

Monk

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

DarkRyu wrote:

F~~~ no I don’t clean s~~~. That’s beneath me and besides, I don’t have the time. That’s what I pay someone for. I’ve done it all before. Washed dishes, clothes, cleaned toilets, etc. But why do it yourself if you can afford to pay someone else to do it? Same reason why I pay someone to wash my car. I certainly don’t want to f~~~ with that s~~~.

Exactly. If you don’t do it yourself (it takes 5 f~~~ing minutes) Hire a maid to clean your toilets etc.

You are not punishing anyone but yourself to have the place where you wash and bathe yourself, and brush your teeth etc. be a f~~~ing disgusting, germ infested s~~~house.

(you know the germs move around the bathroom, and don’t just stay on your filthy, s~~~ stained toilet. Think of that when you stick your toothbrush into your mouth.)

We are MGTOWs and men, not filthy animals.

PS I also reject that women are natural cleaners, and men are filthy. Or that it is masculine to live in gross filth.
I know many men, including myself, whose wives turned into lazy slobs after marriage. The cleaning, like the on demand blowjobs, goes away once the ring is attained.

It all sounds like some tuna archtype bulls~~~ to me:

Basically: “Menz are filthy slobs if womenz aren’t cleaning up for them!”

I don’t have a maid because I don’t want people to dig through my stuff.

Your wife stopped cleaning because you married her…

My life experience tells me that women do have a predisposition to clean things.

Germs are good for you.
They keep your immunity system on its toes:

Monk

[HitmanParticipant]

well,
better late than never.
if you do not clean up after yourself,
you need a woman to do it.
you want some c~~~ up in your place scrubbing ?
..scrubbing my DICK is all they get.
my home is meticulous.
.
as the outside,
so is the inside.
.
clean up your s~~~ bro’s.
PRIDE of ownership .
.
tip,
each room should have one bare wall.
go minimalist .
zero clutter,
zero dirt,
zero women in your possessions.
.
self sufficiency is the key to GYOW.
..do it for yourself !!!

[AutoliteParticipant]

I’m not real big on housekeeping and I’m not too fussy but I do try to keep my place clean enough so that my health isn’t adversely affected.

Especially in the kitchen where I will at least burn off the underbrush about twice a year…

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

All this talk of cleaning got me up off my dead ass yesterday I cleaned the kitchen and a bunch of other s~~~ around the house. Every time I take a day off from alcohol I end up doing stuff productive stuff.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[narwhalParticipant]

I like organization and I like things to be clean, but I get bored with the details after a while. I guess I found a happy medium.

I can’t bring myself to hire a maid. Really, have a hard time paying (or overpaying) someone to do something I could do myself. I just get the impression that they wouldn’t do as good of a job as I would anyway.

That said, I did have a maid when I was married. It was a much bigger deal to keep clean with 3 kids and a working wife. The maid was amazing though. She would show up around 7 AM and stay till around 7 PM cleaning all sorts of s~~~ you didn’t even know could be cleaned. She would do around 2 weeks worth of laundry on top of all that. Only bad part about her was that after a couple months, she would start reorganizing your kitchen and crap like that, without even asking. She took on ownership. And yes, she most likely was an illegal.

And to be fair, I gave up mowing my own lawn as well.

Ok. Then do it.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

The only woman that has ever cleaned up after me was my mom. I keep everything clean and organized. In my experience, most women are incapable keeping things clean and organized.

And clean your bathroom bro lol

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