Divorce survival guide

[Anonymous 43]

No one has posted their opinion on what to do when your marriage is about to implode for a while. I am not a lawyer, nor do I offer legal advice. Your mileage may vary. I post this for entertainment purposes only.

Before your marriage implodes, chances are you will notice a few major changes in your cupcake. These included but are not limited to

Working later
talking about new “coworkers”
going out with the girls
working out every day and it shows
wanting a new car
upgrading clothing style…yer JC Penny chick is now a Macy’s Maven
Charity work
joining a marathon walking team/bike riding group
facebook
leaving the room when the phone rings

Basically, anything that offers new contacts and gets her out of the house more

Next, you have noticed these changes, start tracking the money…does the monthly grocery bill go up by a couple hundred every month? Hmmm

Has she applied for credit recently? get credit reports for you and her today.

Ok, so your special snowflake has done some of these things, great, you have a ticking time bomb in your house. What can you do?

Step 1. Visit every divorce attorney you can find. All will have free consultation. You are now technically their client, and can not represent her in court. The more you visit, the harder it will be for her to find a lawyer, buying you time. Lawyers love to catch other lawyers in conflict of interest. Keep track of who represents her. If he/she looks familiar, tell your attorney asap. Show your guy a business card from her lawyer with a date written on it. LOL

Step 2. Make copies of all the financial records in the house, house and car papers, investments, latest bills and statements from utilities, copies of passports, her drivers license and social security cards, have all the account numbers and phone numbers and passwords to every thing you do business with.

Step 3. PO box/Mailbox/UPS mailbox get one

Step 4. Apply for credit while you still can. Open a checking account at a new bank and get the overdraft protection as a visa or master card…figure out how to get at least a $5000 limit. Have documents sent to the po box. Get another credit card…bass pro visa, your alma mater, baseball team, something.

Step 5. Asset protection. Consult with a lawyer on this. I didn’t have any assets, and she had to share with me. Yur situation may be different. Some say to develop a “gambling problem” im not exactly sure how this works, 😉 but ok

Step 6. Visit a big box home improvement store. Buy a set of door locks and figure out how to DIY change locks. It’s not that hard

Step 7 File for divorce first, when she least expects it. Have an order of protection good for 8 weeks, and 1 mile from work and home. No contact. File first, you are the one with the complaint, not the defendant, make her the criminal.

Step 8. Social media, throw it all out the f~~~ing window. Do not visit hers ever. Get a new email that you give her later. Separate her messages from the rest of your life. Remember all messages are evidence against you. No contact is best.

Step 9. Cheap burner phone, failmart has them, get one give this number to her no contact is best. Change existing phone number. Separate her form your business/family etc.

Step 10. Access to money, deny her immediately. Some say Jump from old shared account to new secret account. Protect your income. After the divorce is filed/revealed then open a new checking account. This is your public account. Checks have the opening date on it. Have the opening date on any check you write to her be after the divorce has started. Just trust me on this. AFTER. Hang on to the secret account and the credit card. Pay the lawyer with these. avoid the appearance of hiding money at all costs. Hiding money is supremely bad in the legal world. Murder is preferable to hiding assets. I am serious. ish.

Now this is gonna be the tough one. You have to not care what happens to her. Bad things will happen to your special snowflake. Hunger, rage, homelessness, fear, pain, suffering, whatever. Ignore your basic white knight instincts. Drop her like anchor into the f~~~ing deep blue ocean, and don’t look back. If she shows up at your place, call the cops. worry not, her orbiters and chads will save her precious fluffy ass from any harm. Yeah, her running club/charity buddies that you never heard of will save her.

Step 11, get a beater car like a 10 year old Honda Accord or a Ford Focus…just trust me on this one. park it at a secure location preferably a

Step 12 Storage garage, where you keep your copies of files, some cash, the car, papers, firearms, passport, just like Jason F~~~ing Bourne. Just in case.

Last step. This is the big one. Keep your mouth shut. Tell no one. NO ONE, not even me. Be very careful what you tell your lawyer. Attorney client privilege only goes so far. He can not conceal knowledge of a crime, or impending criminal action. just saying.

ok last last step, bag up all her s~~~. leave it at a storage place and pay for 30 days., give your lawyer the key. Instruct the lawyer to give the key to the other lawyer to give to your ex. in 30 days it is not your problem. This is your big moment to purge the house of the candles, baskets pillows, flowery s~~~, soaps and towels you can’t use, Whatever you think belongs to her, put it in the storage unit for her s~~~, not your Jason Bourne back up plan secret lair. Have a friend search your house for anything slightly feminine. Make an inventory. You do not want her coming back claiming something is hers.

Jebus, another last step: Go to work, be productive. Do not lose your job. Yes, you will be beaten down in court. Maintain focus on what is important, your survival. For that you need cash, your job. Your survival is paramount, f~~~ that bitch.

YOu will lose friends, and her family. She has been lying about you for a while…they just pretended to be friends to be polite.

That is the hidden secret of MGTOW, her friends and family that make up the bulk of the s~~~ vortex will vanish, leaving you to be free of commitments.

lol

[neverAgainParticipant 1662]

Anonymous wrote:

Before your marriage implodes, chances are you will notice a few major changes in your cupcake. These included but are not limited to

maxing out on all her credit cards, and sending the kids to expensive extra curricular activities so that she can get more alimony after the divorce.

All good things come to an end.

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

http://forum.mensdivorce.com//viewtopic.php?t=13374#p73565

This is also pretty good.

Get a vasectomy.

[Anonymous 1]

Excellent advice may 7.

Your friends and family will turn on you.

It is all about survival.

You will be punished but by employing these steps it will help you minimize some of the damage.

[Anonymous 13]

The c~~~ will trash talk you to all her hive and family for months and months before it makes its move.

You’ll find evidence on the computer and her phone.

You’ll wonder what the f~~~ is going on? Why on earth would a woman want others, friends and family, to think ill of her life partner?

Then you find out when you’re removed from the family home by the cops after she lied and says you’re suddenly an abusive wife beating, child molester, rapist or whatever they feel like lying the F~~~ about.

Then you’re done and in JAIL.

She’s getting a million likes and support for getting rid of you.

They’re f~~~ing nasty, lying, deceptive, heartless, souless C~~~S.

[OldBillParticipant]

Excellent advice, May 7th.

neverAgain’s advice about watching out for “lifestyle inflation” should be part of every married man’s list of divorce warning signs. C~~~ish thinking behind the behavior is to create a higher, yet phony, pre-divorce standard of living for herself and the children, a standard which the husband/father will be obligated to support post-divorce.

The groundwork usually begins 12 to 18 months before the divorce is filed and includes thing like “once-in-a-lifetime” vacations, new higher end wardrobes, higher end electronics, new cars, bikes, gaming systems, and pricey extracurricular and summer activities for the kids like horseback riding, music lessons, sports camps, and the like.

Most of the lawyers interviewed for realworlddivorce had all either recommended their female clients do it or cautioned their male about it.

About claiming a “gambling problem” to hide cash, while I’ve been hearing and reading about that practice for several years now, I personally know of no one who has actually done it. (Of course, only someone who is truly stupid will admit it.) It’s supposed to work like this.

You begin liquidating physical assets she won’t miss of doesn’t care about for cash. You sell project cars, motorbikes, boats, stereo systems, tools, campers, hobby equipment, basically all the “boy toys” women routinely bitch about. If you’re able to do so without her signature, you even sell property.

Bills of sale help in this situation because they’ll prove you weren’t making phony sales to straw buyers as a way of hiding physical assets.

All or most of the cash you receive is then hidden. You stick in a safe deposit box she doesn’t know about, give it to someone you can trust, or do something else. Whatever you do, you make the cash “disappear” in a manner where you can later get your hands on it.

While you’re doing this, you create “behavioral patterns” to support your story. You first go to casinos and race tracks then join Gamblers’ Anonymous. Some suggest you also create patterns which will support a claim of alcohol and drug abuse.

When her lawyers come knocking to divide up your “shared” property, you’re able to say that you gambled, drank, and snorted the missing assets away.

Again, I know of no one who has actually done this. I’d also strongly caution anyone contemplating about doing this to seriously think about it. This tactic is openly discussed in forums like this one and on YouTube. Terrence Popp even mentions the tactic in some of his videos. That level of visibility certainly means that judges, lawyers, and investigators know about it too.

Any man showing up at divorce proceedings claiming he’s gambled, drank, or snorted away tens of thousands of dollars in community property over the last calendar year is going to be heavily scrutinized.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[NoMoreParticipant 1233]

I agree with some of May 7, 2020’s advice, but I think it will depend on your situation. For me, I filed a no-fault divorce. We are just not compatible. On my end, there was no infidelity, abuse, etc. Because of that, there is no reason to have burner phones or secret accounts. These will all be discovered and/or used against you in court.

From talking with a few lawyers and friends, judges hate divorce proceedings. The judges feel that two adults should be able to come to an agreement without wasting their time. This is one of the reasons that court dates are set for months in the future. While men may be treated unfairly by the divorce court system, lying, obfuscating, or misleading will definitely deminish your chances for a favorable decision.

1. Document and record everything you can. I can not be more emphatic about this. She claims you ‘abandoned’ the merital residence. Well, it was because she was throwing things at the wall, cursing at you in front of yourchild, and generally making your life a living hell.

Foremost, secure your own personal wellbeing and safety as well as your child’s. It sucks, but adhering to the pendenti lite court order while this progresses may help you. Your spouse is going to exploit this as much as they can.

My STBxW enjoys complaining that I don’t spend my days off with our child. However, when I do try to see our child, she does everything she can to kibosh my plans. Day at the park, oh… suddenly I’m concerned about the weather or some other mundane occurrence. They will use your child to control you.

2. Secure yourself financially. Open up a new bank account in your name only. Change your direct deposit to this account. Remove her from your life insurance.

3. The good actor…

This all depends on you, your lawyer, and your judge. Do you want to sleep easy at night and face your kids at the end of this or do you want to bury the competition? I’d choose the former. Being the good actor should, in a no fault divorce, garner you favor in regards to the inequitable demands of your spouse.

4. More later

A co-worker recently told me, "If you want to see who someone really is, divorce them." I have found out how true this is. When your wife drops the façade of being the caring partner, you will witness all of the greed, hate, and spite that she has masked. It is truly breathtaking!

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