Divorce Selfie

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Divorce selfie from sadcringe

Dude looks juiced!

What u guys think?

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

LoL, look at the c~~~s. He might have made off pretty well, don’t want to see the sad faces when they throw parties at houses the males paid for after.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[CthulhuParticipant 698]

Looks like one of the few guys that didnt get divorce raped.

Why vote for a lesser evil? #ICETHEMOUT

[Anonymous 42]

He looks like he was released from the House of Horrors in the abusment park from hell!

[Anonymous 5]

What a deprived world!

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

The pursuit of happiness has ended.
He may now live in it forever.
he has found his kingdom.
seek ye first his kingdom
and all this will be added
unto you.
A prayer has been answered.
AMEN

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Love the look of shock on the bitches face!!!!

Made my f~~~ing day!

Good for him!!!

[GeraldParticipant 3620]

Ok, in 1994 I was asked to be a character witness at my best friends divorce.

I knew him only a few weeks, and as we waited in the lobby for the courtroom we were planning the drinking celebration to go on afterwards. After a while we must have gotten pretty loud, as the bailiff tells us “hey keep it under control… not everyone is happy to be here!”

As we watched the couples come out, we knew who had ‘won’ based upon the smiling party. Mostly it was women but occasionally a man came out smiling…

My buddy was granted everything he wanted because his ‘cupcake’ disappeared and had been gone for a year, no contact.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Today at work, one of my coworkers, asked me about Christmas plans and what ever. One thing lead to another…

He asked me if I had a gf, I told him I’m a MONK. He looked like a deer about to get hit by a train when I explained what it was.

He is married, 9 years old kid, he lives in this town because of work, wife lives in another town becouse of work, they only see each other on weekends…

I bet the four of them are happy
Hahahaha
And he says I’m weird
Hahahaha

No matter how bad it is DIVORCE IS WORTH IT. Only now I know that.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Carnage wrote:

He asked me if I had a gf, I told him I’m a MONK. He looked like a deer about to get hit by a train when I explained what it was.

I find it easier not having to explain it so I had a nice vinyl sticker of my signature to plaster across my rear window on the truck.

“No Wife, No Strife” pretty f~~~in easy to understand. Can’t wait for the s~~~ I’ll get from family at the Christmas part lol. I’m sure my feminist cousin will try to make her dad have me leave cause SHE is planning on her boyfriend proposing to her.

No Wife - No Strife

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Micah please do all you can to save the boyfriend
of your feminist cousin. It is your duty to at least try.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 43]

my divorce was worth every penny. my freedom is priceless, the legal debt is regrettable, the alienation from my children is criminal.

someday the c~~~ will get what is coming to her.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

harpo-my-“SON” wrote:

Micah please do all you can to save the boyfriend
of your feminist cousin. It is your duty to at least try.

I swear on my mutten chops I’ve done all I can.
Always attempt to prevent my fellow man from making mistakes like marriage. And I always let them know when divorce and custody battle ensues that they can come to me for a character witness.

No Wife - No Strife

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

What a deprived world!

Why is that Balaam?

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

Prophet Micah wrote:

harpomason wrote:

Micah please do all you can to save the boyfriend
of your feminist cousin. It is your duty to at least try.

I swear on my mutten chops I’ve done all I can.
Always attempt to prevent my fellow man from making mistakes like marriage. And I always let them know when divorce and custody battle ensues that they can come to me for a character witness.

Speaking of your chops,
How come you took them down?

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Doc wrote:

How come you took them down?

I get tired of seeing my sexy mug after a while. They’ll be back though!

No Wife - No Strife

[BubParticipant 1405]

“Plan your divorce with the enthusiasm She used to planned the wedding”. ——— Stealthy.

Just rolling down the road

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