Dildoes & Vibraters

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

This is a bit out of left field, but Im curious if other dudes ever thought about this.

As a guy, if Im horny, I rub one out with my hand. Wtf is up with chicks and dildoes and vibraters? Even when watching porn, a woman using some PLASTIC object to get off is a turn off to me.

Why not just use your hands? Any thoughts here? Its f~~~ing weird to me and always has been.

Resident cynic.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Because they need f~~~ing. The number of times a woman wants to be f~~~ed is much much higher than what they admit.

So that would place them in the whore arena. They can’t be seen like that so they f~~~ themselves in private ….. thus being good pure little girls to the outside world.

Slut walks and getting t~~~ out in public is their true nature …. but obviously …. it’s to highlight a social issue. 😆

[RoyDalParticipant]

They do seem to be popular!
A web search turned up an amazing array of dildo and vibrator products, including this one:

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[Anonymous 12]

A female friend once told me that masturbation is ok but she misses the “Fill Up” they need something inside them and I believe you can even get dildo’s and vibrators that will ejaculate as well.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Anonymous wrote:

A female friend once told me that masturbation is ok but she misses the “Fill Up” they need something inside them and I believe you can even get dildo’s and vibrators that will ejaculate as well.

This was such an intelligent answer. Morlock I always look forward to your posts. They always resonate with me. And since this is the internet and “tone” can be easily misunderstood, I feel the need to clarify: Im being 100% sincere. Thanks.

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 12]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Morlock wrote:

A female friend once told me that masturbation is ok but she misses the “Fill Up” they need something inside them and I believe you can even get dildo’s and vibrators that will ejaculate as well.

This was such an intelligent answer. Morlock I always look forward to your posts. They always resonate with me. And since this is the internet and “tone” can be easily misunderstood, I feel the need to clarify: Im being 100% sincere. Thanks.

No worries, thanks for the compliment. In my Blue Pill days I spent a lot of time with women so I understand the way they think quite well as they were always pretty open with me.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Anonymous wrote:

In my Blue Pill days I spent a lot of time with women so I understand the way they think quite well as they were always pretty open with me.

And by being pretty open… he means spread eagle. Just had to clear that up. Morlock you dog you! Lol!

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Anonymous 12]

Binary Logic wrote:

Morlock wrote:

In my Blue Pill days I spent a lot of time with women so I understand the way they think quite well as they were always pretty open with me.

And by being pretty open… he means spread eagle. Just had to clear that up. Morlock you dog you! Lol!

Lol if only!

To give a more detailed response to the question why Dildo’s and Vibes, women have different types of orgasms, a clitoral orgasm is pretty weak for them, a vaginal one is a lot stronger so again the need to insert something inside themselves if they can’t get or don’t like c~~~.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

This is a bit out of left field, but Im curious if other dudes ever thought about this. As a guy, if Im horny, I rub one out with my hand. Wtf is up with chicks and dildoes and vibraters? Even when watching porn, a woman using some PLASTIC object to get off is a turn off to me. Why not just use your hands? Any thoughts here? Its f~~~ing weird to me and always has been.

What annoys the f~~~ out of me is watching a porno where the chick is getting plowed but she needs to masturbate to get off. If I saw a chick do that I’d be like “Bitch go play with yourself then, I’m out of here.”

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[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

VAGINAL ORGASM VS CLIT:

 

Really?

 

Ive never thought of it in that way. For instance, I know women LOVE doggy style, but they RARELY cum in that position because your not hitting their clit.

 

Exceptions: rimming the lips of their ass while performing other stimulants. Point is, Ive always experienced that their CLIT was the primary orgasmic zone.

 

Have you learned something I havent lol?

 

At the end of the day, I think sex is MUCH more satisfying for a woman than a man. All of their whimpering, moaning and groaning,,, I have NEVER felt that way when f~~~ing. For me its a VISUAL euphoria. That is all.

 

 

 

I once asked a lover what it was like when she came, because I noticed the difference. She said her whole body was numb and felt like she was in heaven.

 

I have NEVER felt that way from any chick in my entire life. At best it was a visual of her working me over. Nothing more. Nothing less

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Ancientwisdom wrote:

This is a bit out of left field, but Im curious if other dudes ever thought about this. As a guy, if Im horny, I rub one out with my hand. Wtf is up with chicks and dildoes and vibraters? Even when watching porn, a woman using some PLASTIC object to get off is a turn off to me. Why not just use your hands? Any thoughts here? Its f~~~ing weird to me and always has been.

What annoys the f~~~ out of me is watching a porno where the chick is getting plowed but she needs to masturbate to get off. If I saw a chick do that I’d be like “Bitch go play with yourself then, I’m out of here.”

Ya dude. Im not into or turned on by women sticking intimate plastic objects in their orifaces. Complete turn off.

F~~~ing…Want. My. Dick. Not a PLASTIC replica. Complete turn off to me.

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 12]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

VAGINAL ORGASM VS CLIT: Really? Ive never thought of it in that way. For instance, I know women LOVE doggy style, but they RARELY cum in that position because your not hitting their clit. Exceptions: rimming the lips of their ass while performing other stimulants. Point is, Ive always experienced that their CLIT was the primary orgasmic zone. Have you learned something I havent lol? At the end of the day, I think sex is MUCH more satisfying for a woman than a man. All of their whimpering, moaning and groaning,,, I have NEVER felt that way when f~~~ing. For me its a VISUAL euphoria. That is all. I once asked a lover what it was like when she came, because I noticed the difference. She said her whole body was numb and felt like she was in heaven. I have NEVER felt that way from any chick in my entire life. At best it was a visual of her working me over. Nothing more. Nothing less

Yeah, and I have noticed it myself. If I make a woman cum via oral sex to her clit than sure she spasms and enjoys it and all but when I make her cum with my c~~~ inside her than she tends to really lose herself, sometimes loses control of her bladder, squirts sometimes, goes totally crazy and even cries curling up in my arms. It is very emotional for them. There is another type of vaginal orgasm as well and also anal orgasms.

I do agree, sex for a man is workmanlike, we try and make them cum (if we care) and then we cum, then we want to eat, or at least I do. For a woman it is really emotional and powerful. I always laugh at that Meg Ryan s~~~ in Harry Met Sally as any man who has actually felt a woman cum will know that she just can’t fake that.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Morlock,

Interesting. Ive never experienced the crying s~~~. But Ive experienced girls saying the most EXTREME things in the heat of passion, only to negate them hours later.

Example: girl is having an orgasm and SCREAMS “Oh ancient wisdom, I want to be with you NIGHT AND DAY!”

The next day? “We shouldn’t see eachother so often. I dont want to get SICK of you”. LOL.

Its really refreshing hearing from other guys on these subjects. God knows women have CENTURIES of sharing these secrets. We do not. So any other dudes out there speak up!

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 12]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Morlock, Interesting. Ive never experienced the crying s~~~. But Ive experienced girls saying the most EXTREME things in the heat of passion, only to negate them hours later. Example: girl is having an orgasm and SCREAMS “Oh ancient wisdom, I want to be with you NIGHT AND DAY!” The next day? “We shouldn’t see eachother so often. I dont want to get SICK of you”. LOL. Its really refreshing hearing from other guys on these subjects. God knows women have CENTURIES of sharing these secrets. We do not. So any other dudes out there speak up!

The first time I made a woman cum I wasn’t even aware of it! She was an escort it was my second time having sex ever and she is riding me when all of a sudden she stops looks at me and says “Look mum, no hands” I had no clue what she was on about!

I think the more affection they have for the man the more insane they get physically, but I’m like you dude, I have no clue how they truly think and what motivates them. I am still a bit old fashioned, if I have sex with a woman or even kiss her than that means something to me, but I have noticed to them, especially younger ones it is just recreation. I’ve had the same experiences as you, women talking about how much they like me etc how comfortable they feel and then…….. flat line.

 

 

[BufordParticipant 935]

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[Anonymous 9]

Have I ever thought about sticking a dildo up my ass?

Never.

For women, it doesn’t bother me.

[33wolfmanParticipant 216]

My ex would literally zone out after she would orgasm, it would freak me out because I thought she was having a stroke (she did have one but not from sex). I’ll tell you nothing is as much as a mood killer then thinking your woman has just had a stroke and then once she snaps out of it she wants to go again.

[UptownjesusParticipant 95]

When I was a much younger guy, I remember feeling really threatened by dildos and s~~~, but I think it was largely because of some severe misconceptions I had regarding sex. This was mostly because I’d been in sex shops and seen all these giant purple dildos that put little Uptown to shame, and I thought “f~~~ I can’t compete with that.” I was also way too hung up on the size of my dick in the first place and had a ridiculous fear that if any woman I was with had ever been with any guy that had a bigger dick than mine, I’d simply never be able to satisfy her. As I got older and started to develop a good rhythm, I worried less and less about this kind of thing. There IS such a thing as a tiny dick, and if you have one, it is most likely going to be problematic for you over the course of your sex life. HOWEVER, you probably don’t have one. Even if your c~~~ doesn’t size up to some of the big ol’ dongers you’ve seen during your career as a porn connoisseur, I’m sure your s~~~’s probably fine. (And if it isn’t, good. You can go straight into hermit mode and avoid the unpleasantness of dating all together.) The fact of the matter is, these chicks who regularly need to clean out their pipes with a dildo simply have higher libidos than the ones that don’t. And what that means is that she’s more likely to be down with some of the dirty, repulsive s~~~ you’re usually too embarrassed to suggest. So I say: if you find out that a chick you’re trying to bone has a dildo or is into beating off, you should simply take it as a sign to go ahead and push that envelope as far as it will go. Push for backdoor access. Try to blow your load on her face. Make a request for a BJ in the car. Just go nuts, man. HOWEVER, under no circumstances are you to attempt to make a wifey out of this bitch. Make no mistake: she is a whore. You try to make her a keeper, and your life will absolutely be Hell until she inevitably leaves you a shell of a used up f~~~. Don’t f~~~ing do it. And of course, above all, wrap that s~~~. Even if this bitch doesn’t have the AIDS, she’s probably no stranger to HPV or an entire slew of other s~~~ that you simply don’t need. Treat this bitch like a rental car. Get the insurance, drive the f~~~ out of her, and then send her back to the garage as promptly as possible and get the f~~~ out of there. Don’t stick around and complicate the situation needlessly. Just see it for what it is, and use it to your advantage.

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[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

UptownJesus,

Ha! Good post. I never feel threatened by dildoes. I simply find the concept strange because as a guy Ive been using my HAND since I was like 13. Ive never been with a chick that used a dildoe in front of me. Its when I watch porn and see some foreign PLASTIC object a woman is getting off with, that is so strange and foreign to me.

To this day I would still be turned off to know a chick owned and used one. I know how to use my own hand if I need to rub one out, and cant imagine using plastic.  But thats just me.

Resident cynic.

[33wolfmanParticipant 216]

Uptown has a point, the more “toys” they have the bigger the freak they tend to be.

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