Dilbert Auditions for a Date.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Dilbert Auditions for a Date.

This is a bit like getting into the high ranks of a mind-control cult, is it not? (Yes, Scientology, I’m talking to you! If you don’t like it, kiss my ass!)

Credit:
Dilbert by Scott Adams
Wednesday August 03, 2016
http://dilbert.com/

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

If she has 27 criteria, she is crazy.
If she can recite all 27 from memory, she is bat-s~~~ crazy.

I’d let her get to #22, then interrupt her with “You already said that one as #7.”
Then laugh as she checks the list on her facebook page…

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Some chick on a TV show said she had 30 criteria, most of which she herself wouldn’t qualify.
The best one was she wanted a fit muscular guy while she herself was a fat pig who never even went to a gym.
Female hypocrisy at it’s best.

[ZoidbergParticipant 965]

She is looking for The One. With so many criteria, she gets none.

[numbCruncherParticipant 772]

I was going to post this but you beat me to it RoyDal!

Looks like Dilbert has met an usually carefree and easy going woman – only 27 criteria for this one.

You say "love is a temple, love the higher law" ...You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl. And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt

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