Dilbert Auditions for a Date.

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    RoyDal
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    Dilbert Auditions for a Date.

    This is a bit like getting into the high ranks of a mind-control cult, is it not? (Yes, Scientology, I’m talking to you! If you don’t like it, kiss my ass!)

    Men Who Meet 27 Criteria - Dilbert by Scott Adams

    Credit:
    Dilbert by Scott Adams
    Wednesday August 03, 2016
    http://dilbert.com/

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #275718
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    XSDBS
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    If she has 27 criteria, she is crazy.
    If she can recite all 27 from memory, she is bat-s~~~ crazy.

    I’d let her get to #22, then interrupt her with “You already said that one as #7.”
    Then laugh as she checks the list on her facebook page…

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    Bobphilo
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    Some chick on a TV show said she had 30 criteria, most of which she herself wouldn’t qualify.
    The best one was she wanted a fit muscular guy while she herself was a fat pig who never even went to a gym.
    Female hypocrisy at it’s best.

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    Zoidberg
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    She is looking for The One. With so many criteria, she gets none.

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    NumbCruncher
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    I was going to post this but you beat me to it RoyDal!

    Looks like Dilbert has met an usually carefree and easy going woman – only 27 criteria for this one.

    You say "love is a temple, love the higher law" ...You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl. And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt

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