Did you think this was a date?

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Went on a motorcycle “kickstands for cancer” fundraiser/poker run this weekend.
A friend of a friend’s girlfriend asked if I wanted a passenger.
I asked “Does she have nice boobs?”
She laughs and says “Bigger than mine!”
I said “Sure, what’s her name?”
She says “Heidi, I’ll go find her and bring her back over.”
A few minutes later, she shows back up with Heidi, and she was right.
Introductions all around, she climbs on the back, and we were off.
FYI, boobs in the back is a motorcycle bonus.
We get to the first stop, and she says “I’ll have a Bud Light.”
I said “Did you think this was a date? You want a motorcycle ride AND beer?”
She disappears into the crowd, and returns with two beers.
She hands me one and says “Here, NOW it’s a date.”
I said “I’ll say it’s a date after the blowjob.”
It was a no-go on the blowjob, so I guess it wasn’t a date after all.

[BoarParticipant]

Dude, I want to be you when I grow up….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

C~~~s are so desperate for date’s, they’ll call anything a date.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Boar wrote:

Dude, I want to be you when I grow up….

🙂 @xsdbs leaves a gem wherever he goes.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

Wow. I gotta write that one down. Didn’t know this was a pickup site. Lol

Brother, we need to stick together.

[TuneoutParticipant]

XSDBS wrote:

“I’ll say it’s a date after the blowjob.”

F~~~ing gold bro – I’m surprised she wasn’t down on her knees after that one!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Funny and another woman would have opened wide.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

THAT’S THE WAY TO DO IT!

One of the most important things you can tell a woman is: “This is not a date.”

[Anonymous 54]

Ah yes. A bikers non- gynocentric world ! No manginas ,no white nights.

[narwhalParticipant]

eh, I don’t think you have to confirm that it’s not a date. The fact that you are treating her the same as anyone else is all that needs to be said.

And to be fair, asking about her boobs doesn’t send the right message. If it was just friends, that would be irrelevant. Then again, that was said before you met her.

Ok. Then do it.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

This is why real 1% Clubs do not allow women to be Fully Patched Members. I watched a tell all from a former Hell’s Angels president. He said one skank kept hassling them to get a fully patched. One of the other high rank members decided to have a laugh, and told her the only way for a female to get a patch is to sleep with every other patched male. So apparently she did in fact bang around 30 guys in two days. He then told her it was a joke, and there was no such rule and deal with it. She actually filed suit in court, and the judge tossed her case out. 1%’rs = MGTOW Legends

Sovereignty above all else.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

She actually filed suit in court, and the judge tossed her case out.

Like the Angels would have given a f~~~ even if he hadn’t.

How stupid did that bitch have to be to take it to court in the first place? What part of the “outlaw” in Outlaw Biker Gang does she not understand? I hope they kicked her the f~~~ out after that.

[Red_Pill_SouljaParticipant 221]

Boar wrote:

Dude, I want to be you when I grow up….

…me to

[Anonymous 54]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

She actually filed suit in court, and the judge tossed her case out. 1%’rs = MGTOW Legends

Would haved loved to have been in court that day! haha
Proud Mgtow 99%’r

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