Did aliens abduct Jim Jeffries?

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

In the past i’ve always liked Jim Jeffries. After watching this segment though, I have to kind of wonder about the guy. I mean what the f~~~ did he want, for us to vote for the feminist horses~~~? Has the world gotten so f~~~ed up that we can’t even get Jim Jeffries to stand with men anymore?

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Never heard of him

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

uchibenkei wrote:

Never heard of him

This was epic Jim Jeffries.

But the top video?

George Carlin scored 99.9% on his man card, but in one of his videos, he said (speaking on the state of the world) “no woman could f~~~ up things this badly”.

… to which I thought “OK. I will give him ONE pussy-pandering comment and not hold it against him”.

…. because no woman would have CREATED all the f~~~ing awesome s~~~ around us either. You see that wall nearest to you? A man put that there. You see that lightbulb? A man harnessed electricity and put that there too. See that toilet and paper to wipe your ass? A man installed that and the running water too…. because without it, we would all be squatting over a hole in the dark wiping our cracks with some crusty leaves.

There is enough documented proof of the utter insanity s~~~libs have displayed – pre and post election – so a Trump jab isn’t the end of the world. Main thing is, people who are laughing have the luxury of laughing.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Keymaster wrote:

Main thing is, people who are laughing have the luxury of laughing.

I’ll drink to that KM! Yeah I still love Jim Jeffries that just seemed so strange for him, almost like he was pushing men towards the other side. I can’t say I was ever a Trump fan myself but when it came down to him or her it just seems like the logical choice for a man was to choose trump or johnson, otherwise it just seems like your helping cut off your own b~~~~ sooner. Nonetheless I just hope Jim is not weakening his stance on feminism.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rorschach wrote:

Jim Jeffries that just seemed so strange for him

Maybe he’s trying to get ahead to advance his career in Hollywood.

If you want to score a movie trilogy, you write s~~~ like “Twilight”.
No man would ever come up with such junk.

I checked out the California election map (zooming into neighborhoods) and ALL of that part of the state was blue. Not one block was red. Go up on stage and bash Hillary the same way, and you’ll probably never work in that town again. The town is such a vagina you could put a landing strip over it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Keymaster wrote:

Go up on stage and bash Hillary the same way, and you’ll probably never work in that town again. The town is such a vagina you could put a landing strip over it.

That makes me cringe and laugh at the same time. But your right as an entertainer you can’t p~~~ off your employers too badly, I hadn’t really thought of that angle. These days speaking the kind of truth we speak around here could definately end a career with a quickness.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rorschach wrote:

That makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

Trump is used to everyone laughing at him.
They laughed HARD — and then they ate their words.

First they ignore you.
Then they laugh at you.
Then they fight you.
Then you win.

You REALLY wanna laugh? This beats Jim Jeffries hands down:

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

That was epic KM! Just made my weekend

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

Here’s another “mgtow” segment from Jim.

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Hey Tom I see spaceships with dinosaurs in red capes.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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