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I could quote this guy all day, but I’ll just leave you with this gem:
“Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first is: ‘Don’t get f~~~ing married for any reason, you dumb s~~~.’ And the second is: ‘Marriage is not a democracy.’ Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression, as is any relationship with a woman. . . . They enforce their opinions through the constant threat of violence, and if it escalates from a wailing siren of bulls~~~ in your ear, it will be because women are always the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. Women hit first 100 percent of the time.”
If you enjoyed that, here’s one from the section Women: Nurturers or Totally Irresponsible Sadists?
“Remember when you were in grade school and someone had to take the class guinea pig or sugar glider home over Christmas vacation? All the little girls raised their hands excitedly, and your male teacher hemmed and hawed and pretended he didn’t see any of them until some boy raised his hand. Then the little boy took the guinea pig home for three weeks. Your male teacher did that because a sobbing little girl dragging a dead guinea pig to class in a paper sack is a morbid way to start the school year.”
Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.
women started every physical altercation i have ever been in with one of them.
they stand up to a 6 ft man,
and dare to strike out at him.
what the actual f~~~?
.but it happened numerous times to me.
that’s like ME hitting Joe Frasier in his prime..
only a complete IDIOT would do that.
not the sharpest knives in the drawer..
..then they get the knives…
it aint worth it.Women are not to be trusted. They lie and manipulate, and then brag to their sisters about how they taught him a lesson. The only lesson you need to learn is that a woman will always manipulate the system and play victim at the man’s expen$e.
"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."
Women will taunt a man, slap him, yell at him, get in his face, THINKING that the Mighty Pussy Pass will Protect her each and every time until one day she meets the Man that doesn’t honor Pussy Passes and bitch Slaps the s~~~ out of her !!
Women just have NO COMMON SENSE, they’ll go after Men that would flatten your average Man in a heart beat, And then WONDER ; WHY did he hit me ????
In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash
women started every physical altercation i have ever been in with one of them.
they stand up to a 6 ft man,
and dare to strike out at him.
what the actual f~~~?
.but it happened numerous times to me.
that’s like ME hitting Joe Frasier in his prime..
only a complete IDIOT would do that.
not the sharpest knives in the drawer..
..then they get the knives…
it aint worth itThat really hit home for me. I have never punched a woman but, I have had to carefully drag several out kicking and screaming. Only an Idiot wanting to charge me with an assault charge would provoke a confrontation like that. I can take a punch, but sweetheart is going to get a punt.
I once had a girl attempt to slap me. I caught her hand in mid slap. Then she preceded to try and kick and punch me. I did a wing chin force push to get her off me. Once I had distance I booked the hell out of there. That’s the closest moment I got to hitting a women.
Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically
For the record, I have never hit a woman unless it was hilarious.
( Also a Dick M. quote , but I use it often. Watch the hamster do BACKFLIPS. )
And for the record, a woman once threw a remote control at my head with intent to cause a coma?? ….. because I said something she really didn’t like. I took her purse and threw it FAAAAAAR into the street.
“Better go get it”.
When she ran out screaming after it (and they always do), I bolted the door behind her and didn’t even mail her her shoes. I even called the door man and said “if she tries to enter the building again, shoot her”.
Of course, I don’t have that kind of pull, but . . . . . .
“It’s not enough to just politely tap someone on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them over the head with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice, you have their strict attention”.
– Kevin Spacey…. as long as we’re quoting.
A woman cares more about her PURSE ( and the yappy dog in it ) than she ever will about you.
And you can quote me on that.If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.A woman cares more about her PURSE (and the yappy dog in it) than she ever will about you.
quoted KM..
Hahaha!!!
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Truth !once had a girl attempt to slap me. I caught her hand in mid slap. Then she preceded to try and kick and punch me. I did a wing chin force push to get her off me. Once I had distance I booked the hell out of there. That’s the closest moment I got to hitting a women
Had that happen as well. Did the same thing and she landed on her ass. No harm no foul. Then she said some smart ass s~~~. I told her, “just remember who wrapped that smart mouth around my dick”. Done
“The purse toss”. That’s really good advice, KM. I’m going to have to try that when the opportunity arises. It already gave me a good laugh.
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