"Designer Vaginas" -cringe-

[Sam FisherParticipant 206]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/my-vaginas-all-over-the-place/story-fnjck634-1227244721131?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=lifestyle

Came across this article while looking up articles on the new Rainbow Six game on IGN.

“Between 2000 and 2011, Medicare claims for vulvoplasty and labiaplasty grew from 640 annually to 1,565 per year, according to a Women’s Health Victoria report. The real number is thought to be much higher.”

Call me naive, I didn’t even know such an operation existed – what the f~~~? If a guy spent his government money on a penis enlargement operation (that’d be the day when that s~~~ exists), people would lose their s~~~ and shame him. I hate the way these articles are written. The first-person tense sounds so uppity, and they ramble on like they really have some kind of story to tell. I only flicked over this crap, but was shocked to see that a lot of women are getting this done. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

“My labia or ‘beef curtains’ (as one boyfriend fondly called them) drooped so far between my legs that they could have really done with their own bra to hold them in.

Tucking them up worked for a while but, inevitably, after a few hundred yards of walking, they would fall out and start swinging like a cats cradle. One day I made the mistake of putting a mirror between my legs and having a good root about. It was shocking. My nethers were unrecognisable, and seemed to have morphed into chopped liver (with added gristle).”

Well, I’ve lost my appetite for a year – guess I’ll save money on the food I won’t be eating. I’m going to go rescue some hostages now, cheerio.

[Sam FisherParticipant 206]

-Facepalm- She calls herself the “Secret Divorcee” ……………

-crickets- That’s so deep, and so unique. +10 Special snowflake points for you sweetheart, and here’s your prize, a cliche sex novel and a glass of red. Jesus f~~~ing Christ…

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Oh dear oh dear (*SHIVERSSSSSS!!!!!!*). So they’ve moved waaay further from having just boops pumped up. Whatever next..?    Inner pl s……      ???? Oh no no no, kick that off-putting thought right out of your rational skull, Ned…   … dear me!  (*SSHHHIVERSSSS squared multiplied with X amount of cringe add creepiness equals ultimate yak*)

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Three questions:

1. What the fresh hell is this?
2. Why is this even a thing?
3. WHY THE F~~~ IS TAXPAYER MONEY BEING SPENT ON THIS?

Actually, never mind questions one and two.  The next time someone bitches about the government not getting enough taxpayer money, show them how the government wastes the money it already gets on s~~~ like this.  Ever wonder why the schools are underfunded and the roads don’t get repaired?  This is why.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Gross.

But thanks for giving us something to send back to women who write in and complain.

You can’t really blame her, today’s modern mother is so doped up on morphine and chocolate that she doesn’t even know who the father is when it comes time to popping the poor bastard out.

Men in the Napoleonic Age got their legs cut off with no antestetic and gangrenous saws. Now that’s some pain! Where’s her cute and stupid watermelon analogy now? Has she ever had a zucchini the size of her leg cut in half by a carrot which was a rusty saw?

And those men didn’t get free legs sewn back on even after they defended their countries. If they were “lucky” they got to live in a wheelchair and push themselves around and p~~~ in to a bag. But a woman think’s because she doesn’t like the way her p~~~flaps LOOK, tax payers are supposed to fund that s~~~.

Just wretched.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

I like how apparently we can’t afford to fund education, health care and other forms of welfare for the disadvantaged.

But they roll out the tax payer red carpet for some nicer p~~~ flaps.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

There is no need for women to push one out these days. They could just schedule a c-section. No pain, small scar and STFU.

But our women would like to eliminate all the uncomfortable experiences in life. One of them is childbirth. Another one is taking a really big dump. With modern anesthesia, the epidural, modern women feel nothing during labor. I know people are going to come on here and tell me it isn’t so. Compared to the days pre-anesthesia women today have eliminated pain from childbirth.

Since the effect of the medication is localized, you’ll be awake and alert during labor and birth. And, because you’re pain-free, you can rest if you want (or even sleep!) as your cervix dilates. As a result, you may have more energy when it comes time to push.

http://www.babycenter.com/0_epidural-pain-relief-for-labor_1489911.bc#articlesection4

How do I know this? I rotated through a city hospital when I was in med school and they had no anesthesia. The deal was that each medical student stayed with his patient for the duration of the labor. It was very educational to spend 24 hours with single teenage moms and hear what the real deal is.

Having a baby without anesthesia is painful but is a normal biologic process. Sorry, can’t cut off your nose because your sneezing no matter how annoying. And today’s woman shows so much love and compassion for children that they complain endlessly about the effort just letting the child escape from her womb. A son, the first man that runs from a woman’s pussy.

It’s the same wine women have been drinking since the beginning of time…oh us poor women…for 12 hours once in our lives, for todays women, we will suffer and bear you a son. I might die (no they won’t), I’ll pass a VW bug through my candida crevice, all for you. Then you expect me to give up this baby I made in my body and bonded with, unlike those 10% of the population that get’s an abortion every time they miss their period???

Yeah sure. Cry yourself all the way to the bank. You need the dough to get your pussy back to Miley Cyrus condition, oh that’s right, she’s used up already.

My ex was like the grand canyon after she had my son. Think I mentioned it, no. I lived with it. I would never even think of saying anything to her about it. She left me and my son when he was 9 months old due to post partum depression. She found moh money being single, within 6 months my insurance shows she had “vaginal rejuvination” surgery at the age of 30.

Yeah, it’s a thing. Used up carusel riders use it to fool the next sap into not knowing that the 5th infantry stopped over one night when she was in college and she had to sooth their each and everyone of those war weary men.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[RennieParticipant]

That’s sad and disgusting at the same time. Reminds me of that awful picture my friend sent me. Yuck. That same guy also tried to tell me that childbirth doesn’t mess them up, obviously it does.

Amazing that the welfare and disability systems are ridden with restrictions, yet some t~~~ is able to misuse taxpayer dollars to get a snatch-job.

[John DoeParticipant 743]

Sam Fisher wrote:

“My labia or ‘beef curtains’ (as one boyfriend fondly called them) drooped so far between my legs that they could have really done with their own bra to hold them in.

Apparently she has multiple boyfriends too, as “one” of them only brought it up.  Not “the” boyfriend.  Not “my” boyfriend.  Just “one” of them.

[Anonymous 42]

Let me play surgeon (doctor) on this one….
procedure name: Meat curtain transplantigus.
Step 1. Remove meat curtains with scalpel, or exact’o knife, sear with a soldering iron.
Step 2. Sew or staple one curtain to inner mouth lips.

Step 3. Sew or staple the other curtain to the exterior mouth lips.

Evaluate and test durability in 4 weeks by having the subject read MGTOW.COM and all it’s alleged misogyny. Make sure the subject has earplugs, the resulting pressure could blowout the eardrums…….

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