Describe your ex with a movie title

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

My Fair Lady… yeah…

[Anonymous 16]

I still know What you did last summer.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

How about:
1. Psycho
2. Gone with the Wind
3. I married a Witch

[Anonymous 11]

My final relationship:

Fatal Attraction

[FermatParticipant 3478]

The Grudge.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

He’s just not that into you (he being me)
Shrek
Jackass
Bad Moms

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Three of my long-term relationships:

1. “Cujo” She had seven dogs and possessed a snarling, snapping, barking maw that rivaled the dog in the movie. But she was hot, so there’s that.

2. “Fifty Shades of Grey” Yeah, she was totally into that s~~~. I have to admit that here were aspects to these kinds of shenanigans that made sex more interesting than what I was used to. But ultimately, sluts don’t make very good girlfriends.

3. “Free Willy” because she started out as a cute little fish, but morphed into a large cetacean of a species with which I’m not familiar. I noped right out of that s~~~.

[AragornParticipant 277]

There are so many

1. Eleven years a slave

2. Django unchained

3. The Matrix I (for obbious reasons)

4. Interview with a Vampire

If you change the rules on what controls you, you will change the rules on what you can control

[RhettParticipant 637]

Sleeping with the enemy

Fatal Attraction

Deliver us from Eva

Devil wears Prada

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

romancing the stone cold c~~~

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[CaregiverParticipant 101]

My Boss’s Daughter

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