Define Love (satire/red pill)

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Put your satirical or red pill definition of romantic love in this thread.

Love is nature’s way of tricking people into reproducing.

love is a widespread incurable disease which is known to affect the mind and sometimes the body. Symptoms may include: Affected judgment, lightheadedness, eye-watering, chest pains, and increased need to be with the person who infected you. Is known to be highly contagious and can be deadly.

love is that stupid thing your heart does when it won’t listen to your brain yelling at it to shut up

Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[HitmanParticipant]

[The Skank SpankerParticipant 1372]

Love? You mean that thing were I need to pay her s~~~, wine and dine her and pretend she is my special unique snowflake?

And then after a month she tells me “I love you” (AKA BE MY SLAVE AND PAY FOR MY LIFE AS LONG AS YOU LIVE)

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“Love is the illusion that one woman differs from another”
– Red Pill Bible.

When a woman uses the word, in my mind, I always append it with “right now”.

As in……

“I am so in love………… right now”.

“I love being with you………… right now”.

“I totally see us being together forever………… right now”.

“I would love kids……….. right now”.

They can absolutely mean what they are saying (and feeling) with total sincerity, and then tomorrow you find out she f~~~ed your best friend for free after you paid off her student loans, and the last 4 years counted for nothing. Understanding women are temporary pleasures is important. The predatory female operates under the guise of love, so if you buy into it…. you’re basically f~~~ed.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BudtaoParticipant 293]

My definition for love is Love = Null.

Nirvanna is never having to worry about a woman ever again.

[Anonymous 26]

I love a cold beer on a hot sunny summer day….

I love a cold beer on a hot sunny summer day by the water….

I love a cold beer on a hot sunny summer day by the water while fishing….

I love a cold beer on a hot sunny summer day by the water while fishing and….. snappen the cap off another cold BEER!

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” — Ray Romano

Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

No f~~~ing clue, but like heroin it’s expensive and I don’t do it.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[hmskl’dParticipant 6442]

Romantic love means always having to say .. I wish I’d gone my own way.

[shadowParticipant 156]

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Many of the dopamine receptors and pathways responsible for pair bonding in voles are also involved in cocaine addiction in rodents. This suggests a possible explanation for the addictive feeling of love.

Most types of reward increase the level of dopamine in the brain, and most addictive drugs increase dopamine neuronal activity.

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[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

“Romantic love ” is the biggest con game out there.

But don’t take my word for it.I’m just an old fool

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

FullMetal is exactly right.

Love is nothing but a temporary high.

Especially in the vast majority of women .

Human evolution.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[StandUpGuyParticipant 334]

Love is real not a scam. This type of love that woman talk and obsess about is a Disney-narcissistic scheme to keep the productive man in their service; and it is promoted by state because with out a man to provide and enslave; who will pay the bill. Love is loving yourself with a healthy self interest. Forget about all of this modern day hollywood BS. Read a book from the past.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
— National Lampoon, “Deteriorata”

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10976]

Love is a word created by women therefore the definition is constantly changing.

She's not looking for love. She's looking for someone to finance the lifestyle that SHE thinks SHE deserves.

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