Death by self-pleasuring!

[VarunParticipant 2981]

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Portand Teenager dies of heart attack after he masturbates 56 times.

His dick literally detached itsef from the rest of his body! O.o o.O

B-L-U-E|| P-I-L-L || H-E-L-L !!!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

You sure this isn’t someone just messing with one of their friends? huzlers.com?

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Anonymous 6]

56 times! Holy s~~~ this can’t be right

[experiencedParticipant]

49 or 50, but 56?

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[RennieParticipant]

How would they know he wacked 56 times if they never got the chance to ask him? If it was a world record someone would also have to be there to witness it.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

If this turns out to be true, which I very much doubt I promise to attempt to beat the record and post it on youtube.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

I will be skeptical until I read this in Guiness.

[HitmanParticipant]

Just bulls~~~ to scare boys. So that they go ask out girls and don’t die instead. ..physically impossible.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Hitman wrote:

Just bulls~~~ to scare boys. So that they go ask out girls and don’t die instead. ..physically impossible.

Saying death after five times I would understand as propaganda. But, saying 56 times in a row. That is not a warning. That is a challenge.

If this does turn out to be true, and if he really is a he, then how he dare die before we learn the secret of his mutant power.

[RennieParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

Just bulls~~~ to scare boys. So that they go ask out girls and don’t die instead. ..physically impossible.

It’s like something I once read in a 1950s book for teenagers. It had this story about some kid who whacked too much and ended up with oozing sores on his junk. Obviously just an attempt to scare boys. Never stopped me though.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

Hahahaha! No.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

How ironic that the website has an ad for Viagra.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Rennie wrote:

It had this story about some kid who whacked too much and ended up with oozing sores on his junk.

Ironically, in the present day, you can get that by sleeping around, but not by your own hands.

[AwakenedMGHOWParticipant 100]

This story is complete bulls~~~. if you’ve had sex 56 times in a row would your dick fall off? Nope.

This is just a scare tactic in order to try to get men to f~~~ more women because they know a lot of us are even avoiding sex now or just don’t want to go through all the bulls~~~ involved with getting a woman to have sex with us.

Jerking off won’t make your dick magically detach. That’s just more gynocentric bulls~~~.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

It’ll be ruled suicide – died by his own hand…

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Remember boys , don’t masturbate!
Go ask a girl out instead it’s so much better!
lol

Reminds me of the time when i was 9 and my mother was trying to convince me that i’ll go blind if i play video games.
By the way i remember some bulls~~~ scare tactic with the blindness and masturbation too.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Franky wrote:

Remember boys , don’t masturbate!
Go ask a girl out instead it’s so much better!
lol

Reminds me of the time when i was 9 and my mother was trying to convince me that i’ll go blind if i play video games.
By the way i remember some bulls~~~ scare tactic with the blindness and masturbation too.

Our 9th grade counselor at school told us masturbating will make us shorter. I knew too well it was going to be a rumour but even then I was like “Shorter? Ok, what’s wrong with being shorter?” A year later, I read about women preferring taller guys on wikipedia and I go like “Oh, so that’s why….”

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Franky wrote:

lol
Reminds me of the time when i was 9 and my mother was trying to convince me that i’ll go blind if i play video games.
By the way i remember some bulls~~~ scare tactic with the blindness and masturbation too.

I like the joke where a mother catches her son masturbating and tells him it will make him blind. To which the son replies, Can I just do it until I need glasses?

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Varun wrote:

Our 9th grade counselor at school told us masturbating will make us shorter. I knew too well it was going to be a rumour but even then I was like “Shorter? Ok, what’s wrong with being shorter?” A year later, I read about women preferring taller guys on wikipedia and I go like “Oh, so that’s why….”

holly s~~~ did they go brutal on you

You know about half the men on the Eearth are short.
And about 95% of the women on the Eearth are short.
If men where to suddenly start giving them their own medicine it would be a hilarious sight.
“Sorry honey you need to be at least 1.80m to date me.”

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