Dear Reality….

[GrumpyParticipant]

We need to talk.

Our relationship really isn’t working out between us. It isn’t you, It’s me. After some seriously intense counseling, it has been brought to my attention that I have multiple personalities now, courtesy of my numerous failed attempts to adjust to your ever changing unsatisfiable demands.  It almost saddens me that we must go our separate ways now, after such a long and arduous (The therapist you recommended, Dr. U.C Morrons, said abusive) relationship together. However I think that it would benefit us both to go our own ways. Honestly, it has been a wild ride, but it’s time for me to get off the roller coaster, and seek an reasonably normal path. On that note, I have retained the services of my solicitors Boyde, Du’ Oui, Phoocum & Haarde to represent me in the Divorce petition I have file against you.

On the grounds of Irreconcilable differences, Loss of your affections, Misrepresentation of your true self (Fraud), spousal abuse of myself, and the before mentioned Multiple personalities, in the forms of physical, emotional, psychological, and financial abuse.

We will be seeking sole custody of my multiple personalities, child support for said personalities, spousal support for the rest of my natural life and the lives of the previously mentioned personalities. As well as the immediate removal of yourself from the family home. A peace bond will be put in place shortly to ensure that you maintain a safe distance of 100 miles/161 km of me and previously mentioned personalities. In addition, you will provide a property consisting of 160 acres of wilderness in a location of my choice to be determined at a later date, in perpetuity, for the personal enjoyment of myself, and the potential offspring of our multiple personalities should they arise.

My solicitors will be contacting you shortly.

Toodles 😛

 

 

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[WolfParticipant 890]

Sounds eerily familiar :/

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Living so remotely like that, might be impossible to get hot pizza deliveries 🙂

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Don’t use Boyle, Du’ Oui, Phoocum & Haarde. I used them once and cost me a fortune.

I recommend Fleece Em and Scarper. Less expensive but still leave you feel the same way.

Great piece Grumps ☺

[RoyDalParticipant]

Their soon-to-be-ex-husband needs to contact this firm:

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[DakotaParticipant 341]

May want to try:  Proba, Keester and Wince.

Our relationship really isn’t working out between us.

True this.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Dakota wrote:

May want to try: Proba, Keester and Wince

They represented my first ex-wife, they didn’t do too well for her lol

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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