Dear Men…

[Dez82Participant 107]

The resulting question to ask to miss “right woman” is: what are you going to give in change?
Pussy is not a valid answer: anyone can buy one in the streets for a few bucks. Personally an acceptable answer could be “femininity and the same things I’m asking to you”, at least this would make her demands legit (obviously she has to prove it first).

Keymaster wrote:

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this ^^

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

@keymaster

This one is a keeper, needs to get placed upon every wall, every tower, every doormat, and a nice sticker for your dog’s collar too, so when the ladies come up to cuddle and start the chit-chat, they’ll have that stupid look on their face, when they see it.

While we be like.

[Anonymous 12]

Dear Women,

It’s a really nice day today, sun is out and quite warm. I used to see you as these magical creatures and all I wanted to do was tell you how beautiful you all were, I guess in my wildest dreams I thought you might say thank you and we could chat for a moment or two even get a coffee perhaps. Despite your paranoia I was never motivated by f~~~ing you or rape or any of the heinous crimes you attribute to me. Hell, I didn’t even venture so far into my fantasies as to think that we would see each other again after the coffee.

I don’t have those dreams anymore, it would seem that the way you say you want to be treated and the way you actually respond to said treatment is two different things and besides, your sisters keep campaigning to make it illegal for me to even exist let alone talk to you.

I know as you read this you are already saying “Loser” and that I should “Man Up” and all sorts of other shaming words designed to make me feel less than human and make me want to chase you, that is ok, I am not writing this expecting you will understand anything.

I used to think I was missing out on not being able to know you. I now can see that you have missed out on knowing me.

Regards,

Still A Nice Guy but never yours.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Sidecar!!!

Seriously Bud, I need to buy you and Keymaster a Beer!. Those are f~~~in sweet!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

This is actually a great warning for men, just add two words:

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Keymaster wrote:

but I want to see on Facebook with all the ragged out female comments underneath it.

Same here. The true measure of quality is not how many men like it, but rather how many women hate it.

[EndwatcherParticipant 81]

I went on a rant a couple days ago on a story that was about “How you know you got a real man”
What a joke!

The jist of what I put was, why the hell dont we see a bunch of articles about what it takes to be a good women?

And if they wantt us to assume a traditional man role, then they best assume the traditional women role and show the proper respects.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Endwatcher wrote:

And if they wantt us to assume a traditional man role, then they best assume the traditional women role and show the proper respects.

Haha this is so true. I think if I could tell my grandfather I never planned on getting married he’d be turning in his grave while being totally clueless how f~~~ed up the feminist women of my generation truly are. If I could go back in time 60 years and snag a 20 year old virgin who prided herself on taking care of her house, doing a good job raising the children, didn’t bitch about having dinner ready for me, and went into marriage committed to it rather than committed to a divorce settlement whenever she felt like she could do better I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Instead what am I looking at…30 year old carousel riders looking for a partnership and equality(aka a host because they are parasites). Well s~~~ woman…why would I want to make that deal with someone loaded with debt who has 1/4 of my income? I only want a partnership with someone who is my equal…you know, a mutually beneficial relationship, and when the only bargaining chip on your side of the table is a beat up vag I’m not very interested.

[LowKeyParticipant 702]

Beer wrote:

Haha this is so true. I think if I could tell my grandfather I never planned on getting married he’d be turning in his grave while being totally clueless how f~~~ed up the feminist women of my generation truly are. If I could go back in time 60 years and snag a 20 year old virgin who prided herself on taking care of her house, doing a good job raising the children, didn’t bitch about having dinner ready for me, and went into marriage committed to it rather than committed to a divorce settlement whenever she felt like she could do better I’d do it in a heartbeat.

The risk of marriage back then was justified however nowadays, its just not worth it.

Back then wives would actually need to look pretty (make up etc..) when their husbands got home after work – True story
Nowadays, you go home to a creature munching on cheetos and doritos while sporting a friar tuck’s hairstyle…

Don't let defeat, defeat you; Let defeat be your greatest teacher.

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