"Dear Future Husband" Guys should warm up for every date with this song

[Smacktalk73Participant 296]

Just to remember what you’re up against, this is what she REALLY thinks:

[HitmanParticipant]

funny s~~~, bitches really be crazy !

[experiencedParticipant]

She’s fat.

Her body her choice.

Later, married, she’ll say the, “Now I can get fat.”

Pity the fool who…

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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I’m reminded of the Janet Jackson song from nearly 30 years ago:  What Have You Done For Me Lately?  Both have the same message:  me me me me me….

 

 

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

what a selfish whore, f~~~ her…

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Another reason to be MGTOW

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Thanks, but no, thanks

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

Wow… this is a great example why to avoid these bitches like the plague. They don’t even realize how UNAPPEALING they really come off.

They dress her all up and make everything all cute n sexy, then she opens her mouth and says the most sexist dribble with respect to men (fit your gender roles you male pigs)…

then… “I never learned how to cook. (so deal with it)” … LOL… what a t~~~.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Q: Anyone aside from me notice what critical thing is missing from this video?

A: A back up plan for getting that list of demands met when men say, “you aren’t worth it”

How much fun would it be to do a video of a song called “Dear future wife…” of a guy just standing on stage telling a woman to give him a sammich, a blow job and half hour of stfu.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[MrDextroParticipant 111]

WOW, she inspires me to further my education, to become: a nurse practitioner. while I am studying/working hard I sure hope she is enjoying her 20’s as every young woman should be! then by the time I get out of school she will be all settled in from supporting me; drinking, f~~~ing other dudes, work part time at the ymca. By then, I will be entirely ready to settle down myself; dressing like a metro-sexual for her, staying in great physical shape, maybe every other weekend I can relax for 2 hours in my man-cave in a house I can’t afford; where I can do anything I want! I hope this special lady is 5x bigger, and louder…the American Dream…my friends are going to be jelly!!!

[Anonymous 42]

Meet your future husband snowflake:

The future belongs to MGTOW!

Feminism hits the wall! Enjoy your husband, don’t let the wall bite too hard….

 

 

[Anonymous 11]

About the only thing I got from it was that she’ll bang the pizza guy if you don’t obey all of her ever changing whims.

Total validation for choosing to go MGTOW.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Anonymous wrote:

only thing I got from it was that she’ll bang the pizza guy

Based on her last song? Should have been able to see that coming.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Guys, I just took another look at her face, green eyes, crayola pink lips, and handlebar eyeliner, she looks like something 5yo would scribble in kindergarten, the contrasts make her look like a clown, I’m serious! It’s a great example of their childlike thinking! It’s a good thing we have green code Matrix vision! We see everything, every little thing!

Now this guy looks like future MGTOW……

He’s thinking: She’s a bitch!

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Dear pop ‘star’ t~~~.

 

Fuck this planet.

[Vector VikingParticipant 413]

That bitch is just creepy.

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The look on her face at the end is rather creepy.  It’s the sort that women use with the intention of persuading a man to do whatever she asks.  (“Oh, honey, would you do that for me?”  “Oh, honey, would you buy me that?”)  Blech!

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

BrainPilot wrote:

How much fun would it be to do a video of a song called “Dear future wife…” of a guy just standing on stage telling a woman to give him a sammich, a blow job and half hour of stfu.

A MGTOW parody on this is DEFINITELY in order. It’s BEGGING for it. Watch it rocket to number one.

Dear Meagan Trainor
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know else you gonna be
My none and only bitch ex-wife

Stop eating the cake
you deserve it, babe
And don’t forget the blowjobs at least twice a day
Unless you lick my taint
You’ll never be a wife
Eating groceries
Eat-eating all you see

You got that plastic smile
But, damn you’re oversized
So quit’yer bitchin’ I’ll be ‘tween another pair of thighs
You never learned to cook
Can’t even read a book
Bye, you’re history
Bye-Bye, you’re history (hey)

You gotta know how you’re so f~~~ing lazy
Damn useless and so crazy
All that you can do is fight.

Dear Meagan Trainor
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know else you gonna be
My none and only bitch ex-wife…..

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Now that I think of it, a good answer to that video might be the video of the guy w guitar singing something to the effect of “its all down hill from here…”. That guys video should be posted on youtube in the comments section under this girl’s video. She’s as good as she’s ever gonna look right now, and doesn’t have those things yet that she expects from a man… the audience can figure out what happens at the end of that story.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

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