"Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainer

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

oh look, another fat bitch who brings nothing to the table.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Keymaster wrote:

Tempting to re-write the lyrics and make a response video.

Might be time to make a MGTOW album.

Can someone put the exact same beat to this? Would make a good response video. I’m not sure my lyrics are any good. Just a start.

Dear Future Wife,

Here’s a few things, you need to know if

You wanna be…my hundredth only,

Take me on a date,

Because equality is great

And don’t forget the chips and guac for me on game day

Cause if you treat me right

You might get laid tonight.

It seems you’ve hit the wall

The wall collects them all

So don’t be thinking we don’t know what is your final goal

To land a beta simp

To get a wallet chimp

Sing-a-long with me

Sing, Sing-a-long with me

You gotta know how to act like a lady

We don’t put up with any crazy

So throw your cats out on the street.

…

Dear Future Wife,

Here’s a few things you need to know

if you’re gonna be my virgin wife,

all my life

…

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Pop music is for children or mentally challenged people (women).

Give me Rock, or Johnny Cash, or better still a soaring Beethoven symphony.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I thought that fat white one hit wonder already got her fifteen minutes of fame.

[markParticipant 451]

Talk about delusions.

Then again, she is a smart cookie and I respect that. This song was “co-written” by Kevin Kadish (as in “he writes the song and she changed 2 words”). The song is obviously commercial, feel-good, empower-fatties and wall hitters, because this is prime demographic with disposable cash from uncle Sam and ex-husbands.

These fatties think that because someone sings something, or something appears on TV, it must be true. So when they cannot get laid at the bottom of the ocean, they can blame it on the “few man who cannot meet their rightful requirements”.

…in the meantime the singer and the songwriter laugh all the way to the bank. GOOD FOR THEM.

[X11Spectator 4520]

Flesh light I hold you tight
Because you make me feel alright
The end.

[JVBParticipant]

What was that Supertramp song ? ………. Dreamer

Peace is > piece.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

That’s why this can be a hit song. It spells out what women want just like a romance novel.

It’s chick porn poetry.

Now you know what would happen if women ruled the world.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Yea, she’s fat so her opinion means nothing.

She’s all about dat cake

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Notice how SHE WANTS MEN TO TAKE ON TRADITIONAL OBLIGATIONS:

“Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don’t have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring”

Yet SHE REJECTS TAKING ON TRADITIONAL OBLIGATIONS:

“So don’t be thinking I’ll be home and making apple pies
I never learned to cook”

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

It just fuels the princesses mentality that she should get whatever she wants regardless of is she deserves it or has earned it, and has no obligation to reciprocate.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Oh nice a singing land whale with unobtainable demands and expectations.

At least shamu would jump through hoops and make me wet!

This bitch is all auto tuned with no actual talent.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I could care less if she’ll make dinner.
Be attractive and f~~~ when I want.

Princess fails on both counts… Pass.

Just another fattie telling me what she wants.

Back to the trough until you get the pneumatic bolt heifer. I’m sure the ribeyes will be delicious.

I like pop music. They make videos for every song so I know which ones would get dicked and which ones offer more as food value. Meghan is definitely going down the gullet.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Anonymous wrote:

Now this is a song the feminists would love.

Women singers always sing about men and relationships. It’s like they have nothing else to talk about. And every women feels like they are an expert in relationships. F~~~ outta here with that. Now if a man wrote a song about how he wanted his perfect wife to be, he would be chastised to no end.

Thoughts??

Get feminists to decry the song as promoting patriarchy and setting women back to the 1950’s.

[bagsofsandParticipant 1391]

surfdude12 wrote:

Notice how SHE WANTS MEN TO TAKE ON TRADITIONAL OBLIGATIONS:

“Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don’t have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring”

Yet SHE REJECTS TAKING ON TRADITIONAL OBLIGATIONS:

“So don’t be thinking I’ll be home and making apple pies
I never learned to cook”

The hypocrisy is real.

What a piece of fat human trash she is.

You did learn to EAT those apple pies, that’s for sure..

Go f~~~ yourself, Meghan!

[MonkParticipant 16994]

For someone who supposedly doesn’t need a man at all, that’s an awfully long shopping list.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Dear future husband. If you marry Meghan Trainer save up for insulin and dialysis.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 1]

All this needs is a polite response from my personal secretary.

F.T.A.O. Ms Trainor,

Mr H has extensively reviewed your proposals and requests and I am sorry to inform you that he cannot acquiesce to all or any of them.
I would like to say thank you for considering Mr H, but in future could you please delete Mr H from your mailing list.
I wish you luck with your time constrained endeavour however.

Kind Regards,

A.N.Other (PA)

[Anonymous 18]

joetech wrote:

Dear Meghan,
I do not need a wife,

I need freedom in my life,

So, if you care to take a dare do not become my wife,

I’ll love you on the sofa, I’ll love you on the floor’

and upstairs in the bedroom, I’ll f~~~ you like a whore,

and when it’s time for leaving, you will plainly see,

The man you want to marry, is certainly not me.

That is really funny Joe.

Thanks for the laugh!

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Dear Meghan Trainor, there’s some things you should see
I know this song is directed at me.
I laugh and mock your song with glee
I laughed so hard, I had to pee

I won’t buy you flowers, for they will die
I will not buy them, I know you’ll cry.
Time off is not something you should have
Even though you’re on the rag.
I’ll treat you wrong, and that’s a fact
Sass talk me, and you’ll catch a smack.

I will not give you money you see
To buy more useless s~~~ with glee
So keep the money that you make
I do not want you, cuz you are fake
You cannot cook, what use are you?
You’re as useless as dog poo.

I do not care, the songs you make
I think I’d rather eat some cake
The man you want is truly gone
Feminists wonder, what they did wrong

There’s lots of perfect guys you see
But they won’t fall for hypergamy
So write your stuff and sing your song
You’ll be a single, cat lady, before too long.

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