Dear C-Pig: I Met Brad While on Vacation

[Anonymous 11]

Dear C-Pig: I have a wonderful husband of 11 years and three children. Carl is attentive, caring and always puts the needs of our family first. You could say he is everyone’s dream husband. Long story short, I cheated on him while I was on vacation. It started as innocent flirtation, but then it went further. When Brad kissed me, I knew it wasn’t going to stop there. Afterward, I not only didn’t feel guilty, I did it again. I have been quietly communicating with Brad and sent him revealing photos and a graphic video of myself. He loved it, and we plan to meet again soon. Please help me understand why I am cheating on such a wonderful husband. Shouldn’t I feel guilty? What can I do to stop this before it gets out of control and Carl finds out? I really don’t want to lose him. – Don’t Feel Guilty

DFG: Hedonistic sociopaths such as yourself are behind most of the what is wrong in our World. You have literally f~~~ed over a good man, and three children for the rest of their natural lives. Yet, you do not feel guilty and are actively continuing with your cheating. I’m not buying your bulls~~~ excuses either. You did it, because you could, period. That’s why you f~~~ing did it.

I know Chad’s brother Brad is quite the charmer, but you probably instigated it with your “Woo girls” vacation posse egging you on the entire way. Your loving, caring beta husband of 11 years will learn his lesson the hard way. You betrayed both him and the children. You are nothing more than a worthless gutter slag. Go be that gutter slag. You deserve it.

[Anonymous 42]

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

She did not feel guilty? who is expecting these c~~~s to feel anything besides following their tingles?.

The sad reality here is that married women are rather easy to laid, they live pretty f~~~ing boring lives that they are up for the grab for any man out there, now who in their right mind will get with a woman that is married and has several children?, no one should but there’s always some idiot out there that thinks this is a good idea, so we go back into the problem that this society has that is women can always find a replacement, if they couldn’t they would think twice before stepping on the grass on the other side.

If we didn’t have desperate manginas out there looking for mommy syndrome or call it female validation, women wouldn’t be able to so easily jump from relations~~~ to relations~~~, Thus keeping the bat s~~~ crazy women out of circulation….At least is my hope.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

They don’t have any morals or conscience. I’d actually be very surprised if she did feel guilty for cheating on her husband, who from the sound of things is a good man who deserves better.

But that just goes to show what the real problem is. Men like him do not get what they deserve. They get cheating whore wives who will tear their family apart, steal his children, house, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and anything else she can take from him without a shred of remorse.

This is why we do not marry. This is why we do not impregnate. They will ruin your life…and they won’t feel the least bit bad about it.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

The man in the mountain wrote:

The sad reality here is that married women are rather easy to laid, they live pretty f~~~ing boring lives that they are up for the grab for any man out there,

I remember years ago a guy telling me that the easiest women to have sex with were the ones that were married for more than two years. Next are single women, then ones with boyfriends. The toughest were from engagement to the first two years of marriage. Turns out the guy was spot on.

To answer our Dear C-Pig question:

DFG: I understand that you don’t feel guilty. You’re are a woman. Only a man feels guilt for doing something “wrong”. But you didn’t do anything “wrong”, you did what felt natural at the time. And let’s face it, your feelings are always right. The question you should be asking yourself is what your husbank is doing wrong that forced you into the arms of another man. You’re the real victim here. How dare your husbank make you feel less than the princess you are.

What’s really going on here is that you are trying to apply logic to the situation. “Logically” you “should” feel “guilty”. I put those words in quotes because they are theoretical. I’m sure that applying logic to a situation is something new for you, because you said you are a woman. Look, just stop. Women don’t need logic, they have a vagina, and vagina trumps logic. Stop trying to be something you aren’t. You had ‘gina tingles and Brad took care of them. The vagina wants what the vagina wants.

Now, you get back out there and take all three inputs from Brad. In the meantime, start looking around for bank statements and find someplace to stash some cash. Resource extraction time is close at hand. If you have any divorced friends, it’s time to go to lunch. The hive is now your best friend. Except for Brad’s c~~~ up your ass.

YOU GO GURL!!!!

Order the good wine

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Read that this morning in the SF Gate. I think Dear Abby is making stories up at this point. The comment section was golden.

Brad or Chad. It makes no diffrence.

[Branched offParticipant 10967]

Just tell her “you go girl”.

Its the best chance her husband has of finding out and becoming a free man.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Married women are unbelievably loose. Marriage vows mean less than nothing to women. To them, it’s just s~~~ you say at a wedding, nothing more.

Were they vacationing in Cuxhaven by any chance? That’s a real place in Germany…laughed my ass off when I saw that on tv. I’d have assumed Cuxhaven was in Sweden, but Germany works too. Cuck boy should take his “wife” there for their next trip. Poor bastard.

The answer, is no.

[Anonymous 43]

Chad, Brad or Vlad
Best vacation she ever had
sneaking kisses on the sly
sending nudies to some guy
this is the life of the modern girl
cheap thrills that make her toes curl
Good old Carl hasn’t got a chance
When his wife hits the road in France

[SolidParticipant 7520]

The man in the mountain wrote:

who is expecting these c~~~s to feel anything besides

What a c~~~ feels when she lost a man with money is the same that we feel when we lost a good business.

In the end, it is all a maneuver for resource extraction.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

Married women are unbelievably loose. Marriage vows mean less than nothing to women. To them, it’s just s~~~ you say at a wedding, nothing more.

It is a rule, if she is married and is in the gym without her husband, she is looking for a dick.

Even if her husband she will try to flirt, get numbers, give numbers, or at least “be friendly” (over friendly) with every one that she feels attracted to, so when she have the chance, she will do what she wants.

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