Dating Websites are Crap – Money is Power – Sex & Stamina

[iMorningstarParticipant 59]

WARNING: If you have to date, avoid dating websites.

Those of you that have not taken the plunge and still insist on sticking your penis into a f*ckhole that could potentially disintegrate your penis on contact. Please, read on:

I. Avoid all dating sites.

Why should you avoid all dating sites? Because: for starters, they only attract the type of women that can’t get picked up in the real world.
In other words, you have three types of women to choose from that frequent dating sites.

1). The Fat Chick (75% of most dating sites) – These Porker faced fatties/land whales are the majority of single women on all dating sites. They have to resort to the internet for a man because most men would rather date an inbred anorexic hunchback hillbilly than stick it to this mockery of the human form.
2). The Chick with kids (20% of most dating sites) – According to a government study, each f*ck trophy that this baby oven had with other duh-ddys will cost $250,000 to raise to the ripe age of 18. So, avoid the woman swimming in debt, and buy yourself a yacht.
3). The fugly or crazy chick (5% of most dating sites) – So, she isn’t fat or has any kids. You might think that she doesn’t have any problems. WRONG! Don’t do it. Don’t lower yourself to that status. You can do better than an old woman, a schizophrenic, or a transsexual.

II. Try Meetup and Facebook instead.

Why are they better than the run of the mill dating site? Because: for starters they are NOT a dating site. Therefore, women that would never lower themselves to online dating, have prospects, and care about themselves are more abundant. These women are NOT looking for some desperate sack of s#it male.

1). Meetup.com – allows you to join clubs just like in High school; it’s the best site for dating (and it is NOT a dating site). You’ll hangout with a group of 5-50 individuals depending on the event. You’ll meet many women in real life without having to spend countless hours online begging them to meet you for a date so that YOU can spend money on THEM. Women will just be there. You will talk to many different women, and it will cost you a fraction of one date with a fat internet heifer. Note: do NOT send women emails without having met them first in REAL life; because, they find that creepy and the moderators WILL block you.

2). Facebook – allows you to mingle with people that you already know. It’s not a dating site (thank god for that); however, it could be used to score dates with women that you met at a meetup event, work, an old school flame, etc.
The bottom line is that you’ll spend less time and resources picking up a girl in real life than begging some ungrateful low self esteemed f*ckt~~~ to let you spend money on them. So, if you have any self respect, avoid all dating sites (if you were smart, you would avoid ALL dating in general).

III. Money is your superpower.

There is a very close correlation with the amount of money that you spend and the caliber of women that you will sleep with. You can never let them see you flinch when you spend money.

Women view money as security and status. Regardless to what jibber-jabber comes out of their cum-pie hole, most women judge you based on what money you have and how generous you are with it. If you are extremely generous, they will be extremely grateful. In other words, they will use you to supplement their income by offering you sex as a trade for taking them places, buying them things, and entertaining them. Yes, dating is just glorified prostitution.

If you are doing this correctly, it will feel like you are in the middle of a storm as your sexual partners will be changing frequently, yet the demands being made by the women are basically the same, “buy me things, take me places, and entertain me.” Women are attracted to money like bees are attracted to honey. The more money that you throw around equals the more women that will be swarming around you. You’ll develop a shallow routine that is so mundane that it feels like your full time job is: feeding and f~~~ing a girl. Feeding and f~~~ing a girl. Feeding and f~~~ing a girl.
Note: depending on the type of woman that you are trying to attract, you might need to spend a ton of cash on status symbols like a car, nice clothes, and a great pad. Plus, you’ll need to learn how to mingle and network. The MGTOW community hopes that you forego spending money on women and instead save the tons of cash and time that you will give up dating materialistic women (that will never love you and are always looking to trade-up).

IV. Sex
I write this for the virgins or clueless [the rest of you can hit the back button now]. Even after you’ve been warned of these nasty chicks with their vaginas brimming with warts and herpes you still want to stick your c~~~ in it.

Here is how you play it:

1). You can take them back to your place or hers whichever she is more comfortable with.

2). When you get there, find a way to kiss her (you’ll need to be aggressive with your eye contact hold it for longer than is comfortable. This will also serve as a tell sign for her when you want to start kissing again).

3). Ask her for a tour of her house or show her your bed room, at this time start making out with her again.

4). Move her unto your bed. Ask her to take off her shoes before climbing in.

5). Make out for 1-2 minutes with your clothes on placing your body between her legs as you kiss her (from this point it should take less than 10 minutes).

6). Take off your shirt. Most women will start removing their clothes at the point. If she gets completely naked go to: step 11. If she doesn’t remove her clothes help her out of her shirt.

7). Make out with her some more placing your body between her legs as you kiss her (1-2 minute).

8). Remove her pants and your pants.

9). Make out with her in your underwear placing your body between her legs as you kiss her (2 minutes)

10). Take off her underwear (go down on her if you like), pull of your boxers, and help her out of her bra. You can continue making out with her during the whole process. Now you are completely naked. (2 minutes)

11). Take it. Yes, don’t flinch. Stick it in. If she let you get this far (your both completely naked and your between her legs), she wants you to take her. Don’t chicken out. Don’t go all white knight. Just plunge. You don’t have to ask her if she wants to have sex, she’s naked and ready. If she is not ready, she’ll tell you to stop; at which point, stop (unless, you want to end up in jail).

Note: I would tell you to use a condom. However, most women hate them. They want sex to be spontaneous. I guess so that they can feel less like whores. So, trying to work a condom into the equation could kill the buzz and your ability to f*ck her.

Therefore, you have to choose is the piece of ass worth your livelihood or your life. Well, is it?

V. Stamina

I’m going to bring some tantric (sexual kungfu) things in here.

1). If you don’t want to ejaculate prematurely, you need to breathe like you are running a marathon. Remember to breathe (nose/mouth). It’s in your head; decompress your thoughts through breathing.

2). Entry can be tricky. If you can get past entry, most people who last more than two minutes thrusting can last for 15-30 minutes easy by monitoring their arousal levels. At entry, rub your penis against her vagina before entry. Enter slowly. Most guys blow a load within seconds of entry. So, take it easy at entry. When you enter, you might need to take a few seconds to let the temperature adjust without thrusting. Breathe, kiss her, and find a way to get your mind off the explosion of pleasure that you are getting instantaneously from entry. At this point, you need to get your mind off the game, so you can stay in it.

Once you numb yourself a bit, you can rock it in the sack.

If you feel like you are going to come, pull out and read #3.

3). If you are about to climax, stop thrusting all together, pull out, and squeeze the base of your penis (thumb on top/ middle and index at bottom). It will prevent you from ejaculating prematurely. You have to learn how to work it into your sex routine (but it works). You can use it at any point in your sex routine.

4). Condoms also help by killing sensation; however, girls aren’t fans. [See: “IV. Sex”]

In conclusion, as children men are sold on the lies that women care and aren’t materialistic self-centered whores. Once you are done experimenting, read: The Myth of Male Power by Warren Farrel and it will start you on the journey of deprogramming yourself. What I’ve included here is some real talk about relationships not the candy-coated pack of lies that you got from your parents.

’nuff said.

[RoyDalParticipant]

No comment.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[clint englandParticipant 341]

Think you got the wrong forum mate. Pua is history to many of us here who where gullible enough to get involved with it. Fortunately many here were too smart, so i think you’re wasting your time posting this kind of tripe here,

But thanks for the thought,

[sidecarParticipant 35874]

That seems like a lot of unnecessary work to me.

I think I’ll continue doing whatever the f~~~ I want, no f~~~s given. It’s worked well enough for me so far.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Meetup is a pretty cool site…even if you aren’t looking just to meet girls there are a lot of cool groups on there if your just looking to join some sport leagues or find some people with similar hobbies.

As far as the pick up s~~~ though…lol at going in raw dog. I’d rather just get a blowjob and send her home.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Why date anyway?

As long as you have hobbies and friends, pretty much the totality of interaction with females becomes a waste of time.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[DoinMyOwnThing40Participant 1000]

I gave you a thumbs up only because of your advice about dating sites and how they suck and what kind of women you will meet on them.

The rest of the stuff, like other posters have said already, seems like way more work than it’s worth. I think we are happier without all that bulls~~~ to worry about.

Women are parasites. Each and every last one of them.

[Anonymous 9]

Great thread.

But I’ve actually f~~~ed a few fat chicks from sites as such.

Not really proud of it, but alcohol/weed makes for a good combination.

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 582]

Mango Ingaway wrote:

Why date anyway?
As long as you have hobbies and friends, pretty much the totality of interaction with females becomes a waste of time.

This. When you have family, friends, interests and goals of your own that you are working to, you realise that chasing a woman would actually be a sacrifice and chore that you aren’t willing to make……especially when you see the state of the dating pool these days.

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