Dating The American Female

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BP:

 

Her “confidence” is merely an excuse for not doing anything to change her situation.

 

[zyo81Participant 84]

Yeah this looks really familiar.  Every woman online these days has at least 1 kid, is bbw(you’re fat bitch), is crude as hell, has no real interests among other drawbacks but always expect to find a man who is athletic, has his own place (and I mean I’ve seen posts where they said “you can’t have roommates and your bedroom can’t be the same as a gameroom”, apparently if you live in a studio her kids won’t fit in there, you need to make 6 figures, have a white collar job but still be manly and like to go 4 wheeling and drive a truck (I live in a rural area), be a member of the ASPCA, spent 2 years hunting Japanese whalers, the list goes on.

Years ago when online dating was new I could talk to a girl for an hour and I’d hook up within 2 days.  Now they want 3 weeks of texting.  I hate texting.

Plus if you do find one that seems good, she supposedly owns her own business, grew up on a farm, never been married or has kids, but shows up looking like she walked off the people of Walmart website driving a 15 year old cavalier with 3 colors, a fart pipe and listening to a mix of girl pop and the worst sounds hiphop has to offer.

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Zyo81:

 

Add to the list of the qualifications of the women on Plenty of Floozies their education, or lack thereof.  I saw lots of profiles where they listed “some college”, which usually means a drop-out from either a university or tech school, or being enrolled in University of Phoney.  Those who did finish their studies are either schoolteachers or social workers.

 

Don’t expect to discuss physics or mathematics with any of them.

 

[MR TVParticipant 67]

This is HILARIOUS!! Thanks for posting this, this is so funny it could be a postcard! American women seem to have a really high opinion of themselves!!

[MR TVParticipant 67]

This is hilarious! Yeah, I’m pretty intimidated by her looks!

[Smacktalk73Participant 296]

Eye of the beholder, boys.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

TheBard wrote:

I doubt any slim educated man with a good job would ever be pathetic enough to settle for someone like her any way.

God, I hope not. Alas, there are some poor brothers out there with cripplingly low self-esteem who will settle for whomever tolerates them. I do love the idea of a sticky full of these posts…I’m almost tempted to make a dating profile just to be able to get some shots for myself.

[Anonymous 5]

The woman’s clearly got her stages mixed up.
She’s supposed to be NAWALTing before she turns into a financially irresponsible fat c~~~.

[lonestar77Participant 406]

zyo81 wrote:

Years ago when online dating was new I could talk to a girl for an hour and I’d hook up within 2 days. Now they want 3 weeks of texting.

No s~~~ right. Today you need to have a relationship with her and her damn phone!  Never met ONE girl that excused herself when her phone rang/txt during dinner etc.  They are so f~~~ing rude and they don’t give two s~~~s about manners anymore. I’m so sick of seeing them walking/driving constantly on their phone not paying attention to anything around them. Imagine if phones were only sold to men, not women? How great would that be?!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[RennieParticipant]

lonestar77 wrote:

zyo81 wrote:

Years ago when online dating was new I could talk to a girl for an hour and I’d hook up within 2 days. Now they want 3 weeks of texting.

No s~~~ right. Today you need to have a relationship with her and her damn phone! Never met ONE girl that excused herself when her phone rang/txt during dinner etc. They are so f~~~ing rude and they don’t give two s~~~s about manners anymore. I’m so sick of seeing them walking/driving constantly on their phone not paying attention to anything around them. Imagine if phones were only sold to men, not women? How great would that be?!

Yeah, they all have their stupid phones with them all the time, never far from reach. They can’t seem to live without them anymore.

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