Dating profile – deluded

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  • #197406
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    Boisdevie
    boisdevie
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    http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102470263

    This cutie isn’t looking for one night stands or casual sex. In her f~~~ing dreams. I saw the photos and for some reason thought of Skeletor.

    #197412
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    K
    Hitman
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    Damn..she hit the wall hard! She looks 30 years older than her listed age..brrrr..

    #197420
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    Mecklot
    Mecklot
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    Great news, I found her the perfect match.

    Truly a match made in heaven.

    #197428
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    Experienced
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    It does say, “Contact this user now.”

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #197433
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    ILiveAgain
    ILiveAgain
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    It does say, “Contact this user now.”

    Yes …. with a Ouija Board

    #197434
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    Boisdevie
    boisdevie
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    The thing that gets me is the incredible delusion of these women – they really do think they are that special.

    #197444
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    Anonymous
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    She has turkey neck, owl eyes, and thin as fishing line!
    I wonder if you attached a roll of string to her if you could fly her like a kite? An ugly kite…

    #197447
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    DeepInThought
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    Great news, I found her the perfect match.

    Truly a match made in heaven.

    Using a pic of a WW1 soldier (Tommy) injured in the trenches is quite disrespectful.

    #197451
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    Anonymous
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    The thing that gets me is the incredible delusion of these women – they really do think they are that special.

    Especially the fatties, all that real beauty is on the inside, behind all that blubber s~~~ they keep telling themselves 🙂

    #197465
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    Hellraider
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    urgh, is shes 53 then she hit the wall at warp 10.

    Why the hell would any sane men want to date a walking corpse like that?

    #197478
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    Spacemonkey
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    She writes; “please pass me by”

    Right you are, love….

    “Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

    #197485
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    Anonymous
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    Here’s another hideous monstrosity, says in her profile that she does NOT want kids but of course she HAS kids already.

    http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=52595865

    #197488
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    Anonymous
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    I didn’t know that Frankenstein got a divorce.

    #197490
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    DeepInThought
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    Great news, I found her the perfect match.

    Truly a match made in heaven.

    Using a pic of a WW1 soldier (Tommy) injured in the trenches is quite disrespectful.

    This is how political correctness started, we start censoring and doctoring each other, I bet Tommy being a man and a soldier would laugh at the idea and wouldn’t mind using his photo to make fun of some old hag, he looks like a cool tough guy smiling at death.

    I would have preferred to see a flaming white knight instead. Just sayin’ and def no political correctness.

    #197493
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    Anonymous
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    On the subject of the second profile posted by marty; I’d date the dog before her.

    #197508
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    MonkeyMind
    MonkeyMind
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    Everthing is moving over to apps these days.About a year or two ago Tinder was just a hook up app populated with women at least a 6 or above.

    I re-visited it about a month ago and it was full of overweight land whales. It’s shocking how quickly it’s gone downhill, i swiped no on most of them and will probably delete it soon off my phone.

    #197513
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    Mecklot
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    Using a pic of a WW1 soldier (Tommy) injured in the trenches is quite disrespectful.

    S~~~

    Let me be up front, I had no idea about the context of the image. The site I pulled this from was the SCP Foundation.

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man

    Seeing the woman’s picture instantly reminded me of that picture. I meant no offense.

    EDIT: If anything, that picture I posted refers to SCP-106, “The Old Man.” I hoped there would some people that would figure the joke out, or at least see the resemblance.

    #197532
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    Rennie
    Rennie
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    Everthing is moving over to apps these days.About a year or two ago Tinder was just a hook up app populated with women at least a 6 or above.

    In the world of Windows and maybe OSX things are headed to appcrap land, but not on Linux.

    #197552
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    Anonymous
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    I’d like to see the pictures of their crack pipes.

    #197553
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    Robert Hallam
    Robert Hallam
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    Yeah. At first I thought you had a choice; the dog, the car or the grandmother. Nope. Those are her assets. I almost went for it, but if the grandmother tags along, forget it.

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