Dating profile – deluded

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102470263

This cutie isn’t looking for one night stands or casual sex. In her f~~~ing dreams. I saw the photos and for some reason thought of Skeletor.

[HitmanParticipant]

Damn..she hit the wall hard! She looks 30 years older than her listed age..brrrr..

[MecklotParticipant 608]

Great news, I found her the perfect match.

Truly a match made in heaven.

[experiencedParticipant]

It does say, “Contact this user now.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

experienced wrote:

It does say, “Contact this user now.”

Yes …. with a Ouija Board

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

The thing that gets me is the incredible delusion of these women – they really do think they are that special.

[Anonymous 42]

She has turkey neck, owl eyes, and thin as fishing line!
I wonder if you attached a roll of string to her if you could fly her like a kite? An ugly kite…

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Mecklot wrote:

Great news, I found her the perfect match.

Truly a match made in heaven.

Using a pic of a WW1 soldier (Tommy) injured in the trenches is quite disrespectful.

[Anonymous 6]

boisdevie wrote:

The thing that gets me is the incredible delusion of these women – they really do think they are that special.

Especially the fatties, all that real beauty is on the inside, behind all that blubber s~~~ they keep telling themselves 🙂

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

urgh, is shes 53 then she hit the wall at warp 10.

Why the hell would any sane men want to date a walking corpse like that?

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

She writes; “please pass me by”

Right you are, love….

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[Anonymous 6]

Here’s another hideous monstrosity, says in her profile that she does NOT want kids but of course she HAS kids already.

http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=52595865

[Anonymous 0]

I didn’t know that Frankenstein got a divorce.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

DeepInThought wrote:

Mecklot wrote:

Great news, I found her the perfect match.

Truly a match made in heaven.

Using a pic of a WW1 soldier (Tommy) injured in the trenches is quite disrespectful.

This is how political correctness started, we start censoring and doctoring each other, I bet Tommy being a man and a soldier would laugh at the idea and wouldn’t mind using his photo to make fun of some old hag, he looks like a cool tough guy smiling at death.

I would have preferred to see a flaming white knight instead. Just sayin’ and def no political correctness.

[Anonymous 0]

On the subject of the second profile posted by marty; I’d date the dog before her.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Everthing is moving over to apps these days.About a year or two ago Tinder was just a hook up app populated with women at least a 6 or above.

I re-visited it about a month ago and it was full of overweight land whales. It’s shocking how quickly it’s gone downhill, i swiped no on most of them and will probably delete it soon off my phone.

[MecklotParticipant 608]

DeepInThought wrote:

Using a pic of a WW1 soldier (Tommy) injured in the trenches is quite disrespectful.

S~~~

Let me be up front, I had no idea about the context of the image. The site I pulled this from was the SCP Foundation.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man

Seeing the woman’s picture instantly reminded me of that picture. I meant no offense.

EDIT: If anything, that picture I posted refers to SCP-106, “The Old Man.” I hoped there would some people that would figure the joke out, or at least see the resemblance.

[RennieParticipant]

MonkeyMind wrote:

Everthing is moving over to apps these days.About a year or two ago Tinder was just a hook up app populated with women at least a 6 or above.

In the world of Windows and maybe OSX things are headed to appcrap land, but not on Linux.

[Anonymous 11]

I’d like to see the pictures of their crack pipes.

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

Yeah. At first I thought you had a choice; the dog, the car or the grandmother. Nope. Those are her assets. I almost went for it, but if the grandmother tags along, forget it.

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