dating is cringeworthy! Just f~~~ em'

[Anonymous 2]

Hi there little lady, do you want to go out with me on a date?

CRINGE

F~~~ that. This is how you do it – and it works like a charm.

Firstly flirt. Looking all muther f~~~ing swish and s~~~ doesnt matter just chew gum and make sure you smell human at least.

secondly, make sure she has her best friend buzzing round her c~~~ blocking you all f~~~ing night. (this is pure genious!)

At the end of the night simply make this jesture with your hands (see figure 1)

Simply raise your eyebrows, like your asking her a question?

She’ll nod – if she’s up for a good f~~~. If not you can make the blowjob sign or simply laugh when she shakes her head.
Whatever at least you havn’t said a word, NO REJECTION really.

If she nods remember – THIS IS IMORTANT! You can f~~~ who you want because – you havn’t even commited yourself. That’s right mutherf~~~er! You even get points for f~~~ing someone else because you tell her you thought she wasn’t that into you.

I could go on and f~~~ing on but you’ve got the jist. Try not to talk to women – it gets you in the s~~~. Just f~~~ them like a disposable c~~~ sleave and throw them away. Trust me they will want to be recycled again and again and you’ll have a choice of these scum bags.

Remember Wanna date is a binding verbal contract.

[Anonymous 18]

Anonymous wrote:

Just f~~~ them like a disposable c~~~ sleave and throw them away.

Sensei, no.
I must …. you have… lost the path. No f~~~ing the masters. They no possible, no allow. No dispose. Need pre-authorization to f~~~. She make big friends, big places. Places that good in making men butt hurt. When he drop soap. No f~~~ when she no want. Never, sensei.

You no throw, what throws you. She the queen, the master. Men no dispose and throw. She dispose and throw.

You shall come back. To wisdom. To reality.

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