C~~~ Bread From a Yeast Infection

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

https://www.rt.com/uk/323320-vaginal-yeast-bread-internet/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS

Feminist and blogger Zoe Stavri shocked the internet this week after she revealed she was making a loaf of sourdough bread using yeast from her vaginal thrush infection.

Stavri, who tweets under the moniker Another Angry Woman, posted on Saturday she had the common and easily treatable infection. She suggested she might use some of the yeast to make a sourdough starter culture.

Usually a sourdough starter is made using water and flour to harness wild yeast, and the starter culture will continue to grow naturally until a budding baker decides to turn it into bread.

At least she’s doing something in the kitchen…

[HitmanParticipant]

[RoyDalParticipant]

Whom does she hate so much that she wants to feed them that poison? I’m glad I’m not on her dinner invitation list!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 11]

Without even reading this, I knew a feminist had to be involved. She’s redefining bat s~~~ crazy in the process.,

[HitmanParticipant]

she’s also not getting the bigger picture ! what about ?
c~~~ CHEESE ..
c~~~ WINE ...( shove those grapes up in there sweetie !
c~~~ “chilladas “ ..a mexican variation using her c~~~ yeast to make tortillas !
c~~~ SMORES ..add the yeast to some crushed up peanut butter cups and bring to your next camp out !
c~~~ CHIPS ..soak the potatoes in the horrid elixer till FOAMING and oven bake them , ( never FRY ) till they’re C~~~ILICIOUS !
c~~~ MOONSHINE .. now THAT’LL take the paint off the furniture !
c~~~ SOAP ..not for the ” faint of heart ” ..
c~~~ C~~~SICKLES ...a putrid summertime treat !
lastly c~~~ C~~~IBIOTICS ..you will most ceartainly NEED them after the infection gets out of control !

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

As someone who studied micro-bio in college, I can tell you first hand that many of the organisms that we use for common delicacies would make you sick in any other context.

Ever wonder why bleu cheese smells/tastes like athlete’s foot?

This is probably actually where quite a few of the sourdough starters “handed down through the years” come from. Think about it: You’re a pioneer in the 1800s-1900s and you need a fairly concentrated source of yeast to start from. Where else?

/Still don’t want her yeast bread. Blechh

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Anonymous 1]

Dude… WTF…
Seriously, I don’t know if I laugh, throw up, or BOTH

F~~~ing mental…

I mean, I though the title was a metaphor, not something someone (a.k.a a woman) was doing LITERALLY…

….

Whadaf~~~!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10909]

Next she’ll claim to turn it into a enough fish (no pun intended) to feed an army and her urine will be transformed into wine.
Disgusting and another reason why MGTOW continues to gain interest. Keep it up gals.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[EekParticipant 1162]

Technically all you need for sourdough starter is flour, water, and about 2 weeks of “feeding” it. There are natural yeasts everywhere around us. I did it for about 6 months a couple years back when I was taking an extended break from work.

Instructions can be found here

A good sourdough bread is awesome. You couldn’t pay me enough to try that c~~~ bread…

[QuietlyquietlyParticipant 728]

And it gets worse.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2518107/Vaginal-knitter-artist-Casey-Jenkins-makes-scarf-wool-stored-inside-vagina.html

Like, what the actual f~~~?? What possesses someone to even think, “You know what sounds like a good idea? Shoving wool up my fanny and then knitting a scarf with it!”

*Shakes head*

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

It’s the only thing feminists (and most women) bring to the table, so they put it up in big letters.

[Anonymous 26]

Am shaking my head….. I knew I didn’t want to read this thread, I knew it! But curiosity got the best of me and now I need to leave the building to go blow chunks!

The level and depth of insanity boggles my mind sometimes…. are we really an advanced society now a days? Because after reading this crap I feel that feminists are devolving backwards sinking deeper and deeper into their own disgusting t~~~s of despair. This is so f~~~ed up that I cannot think of the right words to explain it.

If a woman had pulled this kind of stunt back in the early 19th century… her ass would have been thrown in an insane asylum!

[OrlandoParticipant 833]

This “woman” is disgusting. This is just sick. The inmates are running the asylum.

Another angry fruitcake.

[RennieParticipant]

Just when you thought people couldn’t get any crazier…

“The more moderate people who want to maintain their sense of outrage at this go for what I call the hygiene excuse: they declare it’s disgusting because it’s unsanitary. And here’s the thing: that’s not necessarily true. It’s almost certainly no more gross than regular sourdough starter.”

It came from your snatch, therefore it belongs in a toxic waste dump.

Quietlyquietly wrote:

And it gets worse.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2518107/Vaginal-knitter-artist-Casey-Jenkins-makes-scarf-wool-stored-inside-vagina.html

Like, what the actual f~~~?? What possesses someone to even think, “You know what sounds like a good idea? Shoving wool up my fanny and then knitting a scarf with it!”

It gets even worse.

Unbelievably Casey also valiantly continues with the piece even when she is menstruating.

[bomwaParticipant 488]

During my tour of duty at the hospital, I had the displeasure of witnessing untreated vaginal thrush infections in severely obese women. Let me tell you that the aroma was so terrible that I would have easily forgiven the uninitiated for throwing up all over the patients. In fact, it’s likely I would have secretly praised them, for the smell of the vomit would have masked that terrible stench.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Anonymous wrote:

Am shaking my head….. I knew I didn’t want to read this thread, I knew it! But curiosity got the best of me and now I need to leave the building to go blow chunks!

The level and depth of insanity boggles my mind sometimes…. are we really an advanced society now a days? Because after reading this crap I feel that feminists are devolving backwards sinking deeper and deeper into their own disgusting t~~~s of despair. This is so f~~~ed up that I cannot think of the right words to explain it.

If a woman had pulled this kind of stunt back in the early 19th century… her ass would have been thrown in an insane asylum!

As disgusting and revolting as what this feminist did. The mileage on the jokes we and others are likely going to create from this, might make it worth knowing, in the long run.

Such as: “We can now officially declare women to be ‘natural bakers’.”

[Anonymous 42]

I bet beer was invented by using barley and hops as an absorbent in the first tampon, I just bet ya!

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

That is the spirit, Tower.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

I… this…. i’m going to sleep.

[OldBillParticipant]

Reminds of another news story about another unhinged feminist knitting from a skein of yarn crammed up her vaginal canal.

She was knitting in front of an audience as part of a performance art ‘exhibit”.

And they call us crazy.

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