Cuddling Services = NOPE!

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

From Montreal, Canada… the World Capital of feminism (well, after the entire country of Sweeden, of course) comes “Experiments in Cuddling”

Can’t wait until Sandman gets a load of this.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I c~~~ stop laughing.

Sandman already did one on that: “Cuddle cafés”. Have you ever heard of anything more pathetic.

I’m gonna open a chain of blowjob cafés:
“Starsucks C~~~y”. Women will line up to receive facials.
A free one on her birthday.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Geezus….for $80/hr. she better be cuddling my nuts!  Good lawdy this is the most impotent MANGINA-esque bulls~~~ I’ve ever seen…of course I wonder if this is like those “therapeutic massage” places where an extra $20 gets a “jerk and clean” under your towel?

Sorry…if a bitch gets that close to me she’s getting f~~~ed.  If not she’s getting tossed out on her ass.  LOL

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I could barely watch it. The ice cold Russian girl… that dude was already a dickless wonder but that girl was so detached that she probably even made him feel worse about himself than he did already. Then that total douche creeper at the end who kept trying to sexualize his “non-sexual” cuddling with the announcer chick… that’s the whole of it.

You get a professional cuddle from a woman and she’s going to make you feel like a total piece of s~~~ nobody… and if you get a professional cuddle from a guy, he’s gonna rub his junk on you and make you feel like a crusty jizz sock.

And you’re paying $80 for it. Even the females. Who in the hell would do such a thing to themselves?? I would literally commit suicide before I would pay for a cuddle.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

I hope they get flooded with a bunch of 400lb greasy, smelly, pork rind eating, beer guzzling couch potatoes who shower only once a week and change their underwear once every month.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

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