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[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I made it one minute into the video. That’s as far as I could get. In that minute, I heard another woman start on another list of what she ‘likes’ in a man. But what these lists actually are is more like what women DEMAND from a man in exchange for vagina access that they assume is unlimited in volume and duration. I have never yet seen a video of what a woman is offering in exchange for all these demands. None of them really specify that vagina access is what will be exchanged because, well that’s just prostitution… and also because even if they find a man who will provide every one of their demands, they want to reserve the option to demand more from that man.

What they don’t seem to ever understand is that that enormously intense demand for vagina access is the result of a rather transient hormonal spike in men that has peaked by the time we turn 25-30, which rather coincidentally is just about the time that the SMV of a woman’s vagina access impacts the wall and drops like an anchor.

I don’t think I need to see the rest of the video, unless one of you who’s watched it all the way through wants to give me the short version of how this one is different. This story, like all the rest, has the same ending. The ending is usually not included in the video, but over time, the ending is always the same. It ends in boxed wine, stretched out yoga pants, antidepressants, and cats… for her.

But for every one of her, there is a man somewhere who did not marry. And for that man who did not end up married to her, it ends with motorcycles, fishing, travel, peace, and early retirement.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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