Crazy Cat Lady Found

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

Maybe she’s Korean or Vietnamese and is fatting them up for her next meal.

No judgement.

So that’s why my old neighborhood that turned Vietnamese has no animal control problem, 27 people in 3 bedroom apartment is something to behold, a cat stands no chance whatsoever against olive oil and a wok!

C-Pig, get some Vietnamese, they solve stray animal problems permanently!

Anonymous wrote:

This problem was not created by me, and I will not enjoy doing this. Something has to be done.

Try living here where nature has reigned subprime over the hundreds of acres of abandoned lots, I’m in a land surrounded by large nature reservations. I Had a large bear on the next street over last year. Fisher cats, rabid raccoons, fox, rabbit, squirrels, chipmunks, everything run amuck surrounding my originally promised and deeded residential building lot transformed and buried alive in this massive 1974 Massachusetts condemned family campground.

I’m a tree murder too! Jack the f~~~ing nature ripper tearing new assholes in the forest every day!

Nature is f~~~ing relentless and vicious! Telling the trees to stop growing and to keep themselves trimmed and disease free is no longer an option. Managing this land outside the rule of law is something only a man can do!

When the law breaks the law all you have left is men. (billy jack)

When people start messing with the law, all hell breaks loose. (Rambo)

https://www.google.com/maps/@42.2637699,-72.1879543,1205m/data=!3m1!1e3

If allowed to overrun, these animals turn everything you own into smelly animal feces and urea, not to mention x contamination animal to human.

Make no mistake, I’m in defense for my life in this man made wilderness. I’ll grab the little f~~~ing bastards with my welding glove and crush the life out of them! Then pound their babies with my fist!

I cornered a squirrel and beat it to death with a 2×4!

In Vermont I tore out the paneling and vacuumed up multiple families of mice living in the walls using a shop vac, THOOMP, THOOPM-THOOMP, THOOMP-THOOMP-THOOMP, must have been more than a hundred when counting all the babies, they were so shocked when I first pull off a panel they would just sit there and THOOPM!

By the time I was done stripping all the paneling I had a shop vac full of live mice I didn’t know what to do with, so I took the vac outside and added some gasoline and let them huff into the abyss.

Anonymous wrote:

large wheely bin full of water,

Once again, I was given a “have a heart trap” for my squirrel problem, 30 gallon plastic trash barrel full of water, splash, empty cage, reload, like a machine!

Juehue wrote:

How much does it cost to euthanize?

I put my 19 yo dog down a couple months ago, I gassed him to sleep. I couldn’t bring myself to shoot him in the head.

You got the right idea C-Pig, use the authorities, if or when they fail as they did here dismally, use the trap and a trash barrel of water, they become stiffs in less than a minute! And there’s allot of minutes in a day!

[Anonymous 42]

P.S. C-Pig, I got a treat for YOU! Next to a local river is a veterinarian from her back windows you could leap into the river, she feeds what she thinks are feral cats, I’m sure the river rats and mice are sharing the same dish. Here’s a vet that should know better than to do this but like a true zombie she follows her nature. I’m gonna go on recon and get some pictures, perhaps today being Sunday is a good opportunity, I get my specialty dog food at discount right next door.

Women and cats; “birds of a feather flock together”.

[Anonymous 11]

Sweet shot!

We do have a strong Vietnamese community here. Maybe, I can sell the cats to them. This woman is white. I’ve never seen black ladies feeding feral cats.

I’m going to drive by the house to get more evidence she is filling the feeding station. This home is surrounded by bushes so it’ll be hard to check out her crawl space though my deer cam could be mounted and retrieved very easily after dark to monitor the feeding station. I awaken before dawn so I could get it before daybreak.

Curbside feral cat feeding station….Face palm!

I once attempted to drown a rat in a 30 gallon trash can. It broke free from the Have-a-Heart. My nephew and I finally dispatched the swimming rat with three .177 pellet shots. Tough bastards they are.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Ya ever heard birds of a feather flock together? Women are like parasites, so it’s only natural that these parasite cats get along with women just fine. They both rely on hand outs to get along in life.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[GrumpyParticipant]

A Prestone .177 pellet pistol/gun works in the city/town. High veloctity BB guns work as well.
I’m fairly certain .22 cal pellets are illegal in populated centres.

Its quiet and deadly.

(.177 pellets soaked in Prestone)

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 11]

Grumpy wrote:

(.177 pellets soaked in Prestone)

Interesting Grumpy, maybe time to dial in my .177 Diana. I did not realize that little was all it takes.

No food in Crazy Cat Lady’s cat bowl as of 13:15 US Eastern.

Anonymous wrote:

use the trap and a trash barrel of water, they become stiffs in less than a minute!

They can become crab food within 30 minutes after that. I’m big on recycling. My nearest salt~~~er dump site is 100 feet from her house and not discreet.

I have confirmed via my county’s GIS site that she is single, lives alone, and owns home. Fits crazy Cat Lady profile to a tee.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

I’m glad I don’t live near a bunch of feral cats. Not only that, I doubt a lot of them could even survive out here in the desert for that long.

I like cats, but I hate feral cats. They’re just a nuisance.

If I ever had pets, I’d make sure never to take them off the leash whenever I brought them outside for reasons like these. I don’t understand why women enjoy these types of things. Keeping feral cats around is like keeping mice around your place. It’s a stupid thing to do in general.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

Discharging firearms in the city limits is a trip to jail.

What about setting nails?

http://www.ramset.com/products/tools/powderfasteningtools

You don’t need to aim much when the cat is in a trap.

Also airgun technology has gone way beyond the old Daisy Red Ryder BB gun days. Some of them can are more than capable of taking out a cat. They might still qualify as a firearm where you are, but then again they might not. It’s worth looking into.

[Anonymous 42]

Grumpy wrote:

(.177 pellets soaked in Prestone)

Try spraying your ammo with silicone for increased velocity and penetration, especially pellets and BBs!

[Anonymous 42]

tch tch, Tower to Calico-Pig, recon was a negative, package not there, the dish was a no show, perhaps the enemy agent only provides material food to the terrorists on weekdays, recon will recommence tomorrow @17:00 hrs. Tower out, tch…

[STORMParticipant 738]

Mix some pesticide with no scent, with a big bowl of fish and put it out away from your house a ways, see if they eat it. This c~~~ has absolutely no right to keep pests around that f~~~ up your personal belongings and or property.

If we listen to a female at all, It's no longer to find out if they're crazy, we know they're crazy, It's to find out what flavor.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Just a point.
Notice the inventiveness, and problem solving of men.

-EDIT-
I wonder how long it will be until someone says ” see…MGTOW are still actively chasing pussy” due to this topic.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 11]

Calico-Pig to Tower, roger that, tch, tch. Getting ready for the second recon run down here too. Calico-Pig out. tch, tch. Fertilizer is kicking ass too. Pepper plants highly responsive.

I could place the cat carcasses in crab traps and eat like a king. The Blues are getting quite fat now.

@sidecar: Air rifles really have come a long way since I was a kid. That Diana is wicked accurate. They are considered to be firearms here though I would be doing it in my secluded backyard. Nail guns aren’t though, and are proven quite effective against Banksters who go rogue. Also, .22LR Aquila “Hecho en Mexico” rounds are extremely quiet more than CBs. I have several hundred and a snub nose .22 revolver or old 1940s era Remington bolt action .22 rifle too.

Good points, Grumpy. I’m going out to go chase some pussy.

@CrazyCatLadies: Don’t you just love us. Defenders of innocent pet family cats and song birds we are. We’re so evil. Protecting you from rabies too. You should thank us.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Glad you got to the bottom of that, C-Pig. I’m a cat lover myself but feral cats are as bad as it gets for local wildlife.

Unrelated – I’ve had King Parrots hanging around lately. 🙂

[Anonymous 42]

Cat splat fever thread!

Hey C-Pig those tomato plants in the photo I sent you are approaching 6ft tall and the peppers are going crazy! You can smell the tomato plants 10ft away, that’s how healthy they are!

Sterns Miracle Grow; a McDonalds double qtr pounder with cheese for your plants.

[Anonymous 11]

Our only native member of the Parrot family in North America, the Carolina Parakeet was wiped out to extinction in the 19th century. There was a fad for using their feathers in ladies’ hats, and they were all killed. They said the flocks were so large the Sun would be blocked. I do keep a Mexican Red Headed Amazon Parrot myself.

Women really don’t care about the big picture destruction caused by their immediate wants and desires.

Thanks Shiny. I like cats too. Ferals are just varmints. If these keepers would not feed them, their population would be much smaller. Cats are amazing animals and highly intelligent.

@Tower: I neglected the peppers this year. This stuff is making a huge difference. I had a few planted in my raw soil that fared poorly. They are making an amazing recovery now.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

CPig-

Sorry you are being overrun by feral cats.

You have to be careful with this one. Cat lady sounds like a piece of work.

Let the authorities deal with cat lady and her zillion cats. Thank God she doesn’t live right next to you.

Interesting story. Keep us informed. Good luck.

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks PPP. I’m going to need it.

Animal Control is pretty aggressive with feral animals here. They actually loan out traps. One popular former cat colony location on public property has an official sign saying you will be fined if caught feeding cats. The number of ferals has plummeted there.

I think these crazy cat people are some obsessive compulsive type personality. I’m keeping it legal though. I’ve seen groups of women with massive bags of food entering the woods at another place right on the marsh. We also have a lot of rabid raccoons here serving as a rabies reservoir and tending a cat colony does increase chances of coming in contact with rabies making them a serious public health hazard.

Here are our ordinances concerning her activities:

Feeding of feral fowl or other animals.
Any person providing care and sustenance to any fowl or other animal shall be
deemed to be the owner of said animal and shall be subject to all the regulations of this
ordinance. No person shall feed or provide sustenance to any animal on public property or
the private property of others, except with permission of the property owner.

Basically as legal owner, she’ll have to make sure every cat she feeds on her property is vaccinated against rabies an impossible task as well as follow every other law. I need a photo with food in the bowl then I’m going to report her. Animal Control will be up her ass. I think I’ve enough to get her busted.

Limitation on cats
No person who is the owner or custodian of any single family residence shall have
greater then eight (8) cats, unless all animals are permanently confined to the actual living
space of the family residence.

Protection of birds
The entire area embraced within the corporate limits of the city is hereby designated as a
bird sanctuary; and it shall be unlawful to trap, hunt, shoot or attempt to shoot or molest in any
manner any bird or wild fowl or to rob bird nests or wild fowl nests in such sanctuary

The bird one is a stretch. Her cats are molesting the birds. You feed them. You own them. You own them. You are responsible for any damages they cause. My song birds are 25% of what they used to be.

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