Crazy and a Dick move

[MotivParticipant 441]

I had found myself in a stupid situation with this crazy chick, here is what i did to get rid of her.
I stumbled across this chick that was not to bad looking, I was not looking for it but when it falls in your lap in can sometimes be hard to just say No, I gave her the chat about im not at all interested in any form of relationship what so ever I only want sex, So an agreement was made that I give her some money and a lift when ‘I’ wanted a booty call,

This agreement lasted a few weeks and then fell to s~~~, she started texting me asking to see me or borrow some money if i wasnt in the mood,
This got more and more out of hand to the point i was deriding looking at my phone when it went off.
It was suppose to be sex for a small amount of cash a bit like a escort set up but she flipped it on its head and turned it to asking me for sex when she needed cash, this was pretty much every day at this point now.

I sat and thought it over how can i get this crazy woman off my back without getting the bs that comes with dumping her and cutting off her bit of income (ov its drug money she was needing) after she started to use the “I got feelings for you” rhetoric, So I knew this was going south really fast and was going to get ugly.

Here is what I did, I looked for someone that would be happy to pay like £20 to get their dick sucked and asked if he would be up for breaking hes sad loneliness and get some time with a girl i know of, “give her a bit of cash and she will sleep with you type of set up, you will feel so much better after” I said, He seamed interested and even asked me a few days later “well what had happened where was she already” so I said next time i see her i will pop round with her so you can meet, In them few days I had told the girl each times im out of cash and she was sounding more and more desperate for my help,
Later that same day she contacted me and asked if i would like to see her I said i will come and pick you up and we will chat then.

I went and told this guy I will be round with her later and will leave the room for a bit so you can offer her up some cash in exchange for whatever will make you happy, he agreed so I drove collected the girl and explained I need to call by a friends on the way and chatted about how he always seams to have lots of leisure time money.

When we arrived at this guys house we went in and sat talking for a short time, I then said i needed to go get my f~~s out the car but instead of returning I upped and left..
This was 3 days ago now and so far I have not heard from either of them so im really hoping its going well for them,
Just hope im not being to premature on the joy of getting rid of her, Only time will tell ah,

I know it was a kinda dick move but I was left with no option the girl would of been trouble if I said f off! there was way to many red flags waving over the week i said no to her.
phew I am relieved and thats one more lesson stored,
cash for sex is not always just that simple.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

you did have an option. You could have just told her to f~~~ off. lol

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[experiencedParticipant]

Are you making this stuff up?
Oh man, you ought to write paperback novels.
Or be a heavy that corporations call in to solve difficult problems creatively.
You’ve got a talent here and I do believe you’re not making this up.
My hats off to you for the most colorful post in ages.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[MotivParticipant 441]

lol If I had made it up I wouldnt have to still be worrying if this crazy ass chick is going to come back begging on my wallet again when the chap i dumped her on runs out of cash,
Him seeing it for what it was dosnt worry me to much as hes the type that only thinks with he’s dick.

Telling her to just f~~~ off would of been to much trouble, she knows where i live,what car i drive the lot, I could see the way ahead and the troubles coming if i was to upset the crazy bitch after saying she has feelings for me etc,

Shes just a cheap crazy hooker that i dont want any grief from and getting her with some one else was literally the only safe way out i could think of getting away from her,now I can twist the s~~~ back on her and say f~~~ off you slept with my friend and I dont like cheats haha,

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Motiv wrote:

So an agreement was made that I give her some money and a lift when ‘I’ wanted a booty call,

That was your first mistake. Never give women anything. It’s never worth it.

By giving her money you didn’t convince her to f~~~ you, you merely convinced her that you’re an easy source of money. If you refused to give her anything she might not have f~~~ed you, or she might have, but she would have known better than to be a money grubbing pain in the ass to you.

[MotivParticipant 441]

Yeap lesson learned for future encounters with young hot sluts with habits.
I was stupid enough to think she could hold a business deal together.
Deal-
‘I’ ring you when i want pussy and you take the cash offered for said sex.

she must of heard = when you need money ring me for sex.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[HitmanParticipant]

At least you hopefully got rid of her. .come up with a really good sob story when she calls again. .she will. .so be ready.

[MotivParticipant 441]

She might call me asking if I have any more mates :O lol
oh fk
Im hoping he has got drunk on her pussy juice to keep her off my back.

Got a few options floating around in my head hitman, Depends on what she says if she calls again.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

This chick is obviously an amateur hooker. Next time stick to a professional. Glad you got rid of her but that was kind of a dirty trick to play on your friend. The reason your never heard of either one of them could be because she probably got insulted that you treated her like the whore that she is and you friend might not appreciate you palming this nutjob off on him.

[MotivParticipant 441]

Yeah sure is, she knows what shes up to,he on the other hand has nothing but the next conquest of pussy chasing on hes mind,

I wouldnt pull a dick move like that on a friend. Hence the title,I do feel for the guy but only because he is blind to womins ways.
He has more spare cash than me, a nicer car and is looking for love, so could be a match from heaven.

Im just glad to be rid. I will spend the extra and gopro for future needs.
lesson is beware of cheap offers of pussy it comes with extra baggage.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[OldBillParticipant]

I was happy to read you’d shed that crazy woman, but inflicting her on another man? Jesus Christ, that’s cold.

What are you going to do for an encore? Give him cancer?

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[MotivParticipant 441]

Cold I am. its a survival tactic I use when the fight or flight kicks in. no f~~~s given my phone is quiet now
encore will be a video i recorded the one night she was extra wild, I will give it as a present if they last a year to save the dude a life of misery.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[OldBillParticipant]

Motiv wrote:

its a survival tactic I use when the fight or flight kicks in.

You could have shed her without f~~~ing up some other man’s life. If you were canny enough to set up that blowjob bait & switch, you are canny enough to come up with another plan that doesn’t require throwing a brother under the bus.

no f~~~s given

That I believe.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[MotivParticipant 441]

He’s blue pill enough of a man to enjoy it for what it is and I do what i need to do for me. simple as really

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[OldBillParticipant]

bobphilo wrote:

This chick is obviously an amateur hooker.

The sociological term I’ve most often heard or read about is soft prostitution.

It refers to women who earn or more often supplement their incomes with money, gifts, or other services in return for sex. Unlike normal prostitutes, “soft” prostitutes don’t discuss payment for services up front. Unlike mistresses, “soft” prostitutes have relatively short “relationships” with their supporters. Unlike (most) girlfriends, “soft” prostitutes often have multiple active partners.

Of course these categories tend to blend into each other along the edges. “Soft” prostitutes stand between the overtly mercenary behavior of prostitutes/mistresses and the coy asset grabbing behavior of wives/girlfriends while also standing between the short term prostitute relationship and the longer term mistress/wife relationship.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[MotivParticipant 441]

OldBill wrote:

bobphilo wrote:

This chick is obviously an amateur hooker.

The sociological term I’ve most often heard or read about is soft prostitution.

Of course these categories tend to blend into each other along the edges. “Soft” prostitutes stand between the overtly mercenary behavior of prostitutes/mistresses and the coy asset grabbing behavior of wives/girlfriends while also standing between the short term prostitute relationship and the longer term mistress/wife relationship.

That was her to a tea but was very clear about needing cash for the act but coy enough to take my offer of amount for said service.
And this is my offering to the dating forum because to was doing her best to blur the two into one like you explained

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

OldBill wrote:

bobphilo wrote:

This chick is obviously an amateur hooker.

The sociological term I’ve most often heard or read about is soft prostitution.

It refers to women who earn or more often supplement their incomes with money, gifts, or other services in return for sex. Unlike normal prostitutes, “soft” prostitutes don’t discuss payment for services up front. Unlike mistresses, “soft” prostitutes have relatively short “relationships” with their supporters. Unlike (most) girlfriends, “soft” prostitutes often have multiple active partners.

Of course these categories tend to blend into each other along the edges. “Soft” prostitutes stand between the overtly mercenary behavior of prostitutes/mistresses and the coy asset grabbing behavior of wives/girlfriends while also standing between the short term prostitute relationship and the longer term mistress/wife relationship.

“Soft” prostitute seems to this fit this type of woman well. I’d also call her a “semi-pro”. Pun intended.

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