Crash On Line Dating……Operation C.O.L.D.

[kgunn68Participant 17]

So, it occurred to me as I’ve discovered a great disdain for online dating and the bitches who reside there, that I , no we, need a weapon to combat it.

I hate the never ending cycle of feminist bulls~~~ and the man hating rhetoric that crushes most decent guys chances of getting a date online…..all the old ass whores with four kids who gave that pussy to dozens if not hundreds of men in their hay day, but they want me……and you…..to meet a standard that is way, way, way……. f~~~ing above where they are stationed in life.

They….in the their f~~~ing forties, with kids at home, who cant be managed…. and 2.5 f~~~ing cats and 3.9 f~~~ing dogs and their endless charity, “Save the whales” bulls~~~, want Prince F~~~ing Charming………to ride in on a white horse, and accept all the previously mentioned bulls~~~…..without thinking about “A HOOKUP”……. They say, don’t hit me up if you dont like my kids and dogs and cats and f~~~ing spaced out bulls~~~ that governs “MY” life………..

Now don’t get me wrong guys, I’ve been going my own way for a couple of years now. I have my own place, my own stuff, my own life. But I do, however, like some ass every now and then, so I cruise the dating sites, and I prey on the chicks that have realized they have nothing to offer other than their vagina……and I go f~~~ them….but damn, I am sick of the non stop barrage of leftist, fem-nazi bulls~~~.

Lets face it. A certain percentage of women on the dating sites possess low enough self esteem that they will, in fact, f~~~ a total stranger…..and I am, by God a total f~~~ing stranger… meaning I will f~~~ you one stop short of your destination, but I will disembark there.

Okay, so here is my plan: OPERATION C.O.L.D. | “Crash On Line Dating”

Its a very simple operation. Peruse dating sites for aforementioned, entitlement QUEENS………and respond to their ads, directing them to MGTHOW…….. Flood the whole damn web with see MGTOW……. I figure it will disrupt the dating websites and the asshole people who start the websites for men to pay to meet useless bitches…….will fail……… Below is an example of what I did tonight…….

Her Ad:

I love to laugh and love life. My children are my top priority, so that leaves little time to meet people. I’m looking for someone that enjoys the same things that I do. Someone that understands that I do have my own life and that my children will come first always. I’m a very real rounded girl. I can take my boys fishing and then dress up that night for a dinner party. I enjoy doing many different things. I love to be on the go, but I’m just as happy staying in with take out and a movie. I believe that communication is very important in any relationship. If you’re not able to openly communicate then you aren’t the right person for me.

My Response:

You know, no man wants to always be the last priority…..just saying. Maybe you should concede a little on that stance, I mean, there are babysitters, grandparents, friends….. Summer camp, Vacation Bible School……surely you could make a man feel important at some point?……..when the kids are gone…..When they are sleeping? When they go off to college?? I recommend checking out MGTOW.COM……. I think it may help 🙂
Have a great day! Feel free to copy and paste……Let’s really make a move toward MGTOW!!!!

[Anonymous 23]

I wholeheartedly concur with the above. Id imagine key probably won’t but a great idea nonetheless.

[…Spectator 1165]

morning men. hmmmmm, i’m gonna have to think about that idea awhile before i have any useful opinion. love the name of it though. coffee’s on. 62 degrees in santa barbara today.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Lets face it. A certain percentage of women on the dating sites possess low enough self esteem that they will, in fact, f~~~ a total stranger…..and I am, by God a total f~~~ing stranger…

Well you are totally f~~~ing strange, I’ll give you that. I can also appreciate your sentiment about this project, can you do a summary on HOW we would accomplish the mission please.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[kgunn68Participant 17]

The premise is very simple……..If you are on online dating sites and you get the usual bulls~~~, simply shut them down with “See MGTOW”……I figure if we can save one liberal, entitlement harpy, and let her see the other side, then we have done our job…..

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Crash On Line Dating……Operation C.O.L.D.

Love it.

kgunn68 wrote:

I love to laugh and love life. My children are my top priority, so that leaves little time to meet people. I’m looking for someone that enjoys the same things that I do. Someone that understands that I do have my own life and that my children will come first always. I’m a very real rounded girl. I can take my boys fishing and then dress up that night for a dinner party. I enjoy doing many different things. I love to be on the go, but I’m just as happy staying in with take out and a movie. I believe that communication is very important in any relationship. If you’re not able to openly communicate then you aren’t the right person for me.

This is THE classic empty headed vapid contemporary female at her show-stopping best. You have NO IDEA (or mabve you do) how many female profiles read like this. Thoughtless CRAP that says nothing.

I love to laugh and love life.

Manslation: “I breathe air”.

My children are my top priority, so that leaves little time to meet people.

“People”? Say MEN. I want to meet a MAN. She doesn’t say “MAN”. She says “people” and “someone”. She can get a girlfriend if meeting someone who enjoys the same thing as she does is that important. MEN do not “enjoy the same things” as single mothers. Keep dreaming. MEN have NOTHING in common with you. Go to a day care, there you will multiply your chances of meeting “people who want the same things. Knock yourself out.

Someone that understands that I do have my own life and that my children will come first always.

Then you won’t have a problem when a man bangs you and leaves the moment he finishes toweling off BigJimAndTheTwins, amirite?. Yes we understand. Men know, and that’s nothing special. You’re SUPPOSED to make your children number one. And that’s why no man wants to date a single mother.

I can take my boys fishing and then dress up that night for a dinner party.

Wow that’s a real skill. How DO you do it??? Dressing up for a dinner party? AMAZING. But can you HOST one?? DO you even know how to throw some $3 noodles in a pot of boiling water for a MAN after he takes you out for dinner party and pays for it? Or is dressing up for a dinner party the extend of your skills. She talks about what she is, and what she likes, but not a single mention about how she adds value to your life.

I love to be on the go, but I’m just as happy staying in with take out and a movie.

I like to go to dinner parties…. but I am just as happy to not go to a dinner party.
Quick, somebody call Guinness. I can’t even wrap my head around something so profound.

I believe that communication is very important in any relationship.

Communication: Where she does all the talking and you do all the listening. That’s every woman’s idea of “communication”.

If you’re not able to openly communicate then you aren’t the right person for me.

There it is again: “person”. SMH. You can’t even do anything with that. “Not able to”?? How about a man tells you what he REALLY thinks. Are you going to give him a f~~~ing blowjob because he openly communicated with you? Instead of talking about qualifiers, she ends her profile with a DIS-qualifier. Typical. “don’t contact me unless”. Not exactly choice phrasing from someone who wants to meet “people”… and places an ad. When you place an ad, you don’t tell people what makes them NOT a good fit. She is actually talking to the reader like is he’s clawing at the opportunity.

She could have just said: a “man” is a f~~~ing accessory. He will come last in every situation. I only want to show up and be entertained, and on the days that I am too lazy, you bring a movie, the chinese food, and I will answer the door in sweatpants.

Just WHACKED.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Keymaster wrote:

Manslation: “I breathe air”.

That reminds me of a gag by Charlie Brooker commenting on alleged common interests during a first date (pathetic little lies to lure your potential partners to bond with each another), which is a bit like this: “And you’re both doing this to convince your counterpart that both of you have more in common apart from your chronic addiction to oxygene…”

-Genius-

Well, I do like the idea of the operation. However maybe try to give it a slight pinch of humor when posting “C O L D” responses…   … just a thought, because at the end of the day that’s what these above mentioned female addicts of online dating websites basically are: a laughing stock (correct me if I’m wrong). Same goes btw for any trolls showing up here trying to stir up a “wasps’ nest” for posting reactions from us, just another thought…   …So either try not to react or at most (if you can’t help it but having to react) ridicule them…

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[kgunn68Participant 17]

You are right Ned, I meant this to be a humorous approach to the nonsensical demands of women on the dating profiles. I don’t mind admitting, I was drunk as Cooter Brown when I came up with the idea and it certainly needs some refinement.

I recently deleted every single dating profile I had……but not before sending some “select” messages to the bitches who made it difficult….no…..impossible to be civil and respectful any longer.

I may create new profiles down the road as my attitude changes, but only to hook up on occasion.

Its amazing to me how “Special” all of these women think they are. They are all delusional, thanks to a society that has worked overtime to convince average and below average women that they are “Special”……..PUUUUULLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSEEEEE……..!!!

America is infected with fat single mothers craving Prince Charming while barely pulling off Fiona from “Shrek” as an Ogre………..with tax write-off children, no future, very little education and NO, I MEAN NO DESIRE TO PUT A MAN FIRST!!!!!

You know what blows me away with these dating single moms in their thirties and forties??? Their sad, sad desire to be “Friends” with their kids……I dated some who went out drinking with their 21 year old daughters, taking selfies all night, bending to their kids every whim……because that is the ONLY relationship they can manage. But those kids will be just like their delusional mothers…….thinking the world owes them something and that men should bow at their feet………fat feet I might add……..

Yeah, no thanks……….

 

[girandhopperParticipant 5]

Hi Guys, Still think you younger dudes are soooooo lucky if this site existed when I got married many many years ago my life would be totally f~~~ing better and different. Having been married to a borderline psycho for 25 years and then a manic depressive (with an expertise in hiding the symptoms) both of which were firmly ensconced in my wallet. I find myself needing to re-build my life in my mid fifties…..

ANY TO THE POINT just a quickie to say when you get to my age you are not only dealing with their priorities i.e. their f~~~ing half wit kids but also their many grand kids and all their cats, dogs, tree hugging habbits and I have yet to meet a single woman who is not ill. It’s like shagging a bottle of tablets and their bedrooms are like mini drug stores…how ill can one person be.that’s the price a cow pays for thinking she’s so cool for dropping her pants for an asshole .

My last ex who had f~~~ed half of London and Berlin and yes of course lied about it, was younger than me had so much wrong with her it was literaly impossible to do anything unless she had a bag full of drugs with her..

One woman I had foolishly (prior to MGTOW.COM) been working on, when we finally got to the nuts and bolts at her place at about midnight a knock on the door. It was her daughter’s boyfriend who had brought her dogs round to be taken care of by her !!!!!  totally f~~~ing everything up.

She actually thought they were pretty cool and I would like to interact with them.

My point, all women have become assholes. use them for what you need them for and don’t get involved.

Treat all datesites for what they are an extension of femanist manipulation.

I know live solo on the west coast of France with my boat and the occasional piece of french ass..

Superb..

 

 

 

 

 

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Funniest profiles in my view are:

never been married, has children at home, looking for a responsible man

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Smitty the Great One wrote:

Lets face it. A certain percentage of women on the dating sites possess low enough self esteem that they will, in fact, f~~~ a total stranger…..

…. and NOT f~~~ a guy they think of as “boyfriend material”.

• “I think I might really like this guy. I don’t want to ruin it so I’m making him wait”

• “I could really see myself being with him, so I’m not sleeping with him for at least a month”
(after she already had 145 one night stands with guys she couldn’t stand)

• “I really LIKE this guy. And I don’t want him to think Im some kind of slut”.

That’s bass ackwards. I s~~~ you not, that’s how women think. They will even say it out loud and not see anything wrong with it!

And PS. Welcome @RusskyKGB and @girandhopper

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

I, of course, am all for this idea. They need to be put in their place. Remember though, for every one MGTOW, there are 999 thirsty simps who will put on a clown suit and juggle fire bombs for these used up slanterns.

I used this to try and combat it:

Let’s play a game I call ‘Reverse the Genders’. I’m going to write a profile similar to those of women in my dating range (late 30’s to late 40’s). Since you all have this Santa Clause long checklist where every box needs to get ticked, let me treat you in a similar fashion. I can’t speak for all men, but many, more than you know, agree with me. Don’t worry, plenty of thirsty of simps out there. Wondering what you’re doing wrong? Wondering why you can’t find the ‘perfect’ guy after being on multiple dating sites for 5 stinking years? Don’t act like you haven’t been. Imagine if every male profile you read was like this:

Hello. My money is my own and you will get none of it. Not for some time at least as trust and respect have to be earned. I have a kid and you will never be more important than her. Not. Ever. I prefer petite, women who aren’t land whales with at least shoulder length hair, and so if you’re amazon like tall, have a short ditzy-bob haircut or can’t control your eating, you need not apply. My exercise and hockey league take up much of my time but I’ll squeeze you in if I can. They also take up money…and that’s not going to stop even if we dated on a regular basis. You need to have job. You’re all equal now. If you’re not liar and are truly interested in real companionship, why does what I do for living or where I live matter? Pick equality or chivalry, you can’t have both. At our age, let’s face it, marriage is out of the question as most of us have been dragged through the divorce ringer. Why is just having a long term relationship a problem? Marriage is bulls~~~. Disagree? Probably means you’d like the law involved to get your hands on my cash. Move on.

You will never be my best friend as those are the guys I’ve known since the age of 17, military buddies I’ve bled with, kindergarten and birth. They like me for who I am. You never will. Sex is a very important part of a relationship. Yes, it takes more than sexual attraction and looks but let’s not kid ourselves. You know within the first 45-60 seconds of meeting us if you want to get horizontal (more on this in the date section). So none of this ‘friends first’ bulls~~~ as that means I’ll be shelling out lots of cash for God knows how long. We’re all adults here. No sex by the third date? Move on. Nor did I just fall off the turnip truck. You think I don’t you’re texting the guy you’re probably going to f~~~ later while we’re sitting at dinner? I’m on to you and tired of competing with your 24/7/365 connection to the hive mind. For the love of God, stay of your phone for 10 minutes, it that’s even possible.

You like to talk about how relationships take work while you won’t do it yourselves. I know your inboxes are over flowing so why work you can sit back and get your ego stroked? Same goes for first dates and as the relationship goes on. I work for the ‘pleasure’ of your company while you do nothing. I won’t put on a clown suit? The next sucker will, on to him. You want to work for a relationship about as much I like the Lifetime channel. It’s all empty rhetoric.

In no particular order, don’t message me if:
1.You have high angle pictures or other deceptive ways of hiding your body. We’ll have to meet in real life eventually so why lie? You want an honest man? Be honest yourself.
2.You think overweight means ‘average’ body type.
3.Have pictures of you with men in them. Who are they? Old boyfriends? FWB;s?
4.Pictures of you with your girlfriends. Which one are you? I’ll wager not the attractive one.
5.Pictures of you with duck lips. Are you 15?
6.Text talk. See 5.
7.Pictures of pets, flowers, motivational quotes, etc. Who the f~~~ cares?
8.Talk exercise and your body doesn’t reflect it. See 1.
9.Pictures of you in Chicago. I’ll just assume you’re pretentious.
10.Pictures of you with wine, going on about wine ad nauseum. Giant red flag of pretentiousness.
11.What I should be doing on the first date. Anything else mom?
12.You plan on giving me a job interview on the first date. Instant walk out.
13.On your phone? Instant walk out.
14.You have a motorcycle. Cool, but no thank you.
15.You have stupid statements in your profile. “I like to have fun!” No s~~~?
16.You are a ‘career’ woman. Pass.
17.You can’t cook.
18.We live in the same town and you want to drive all the way to the city to go to bars. F~~~ing really?
19.You get your life lessons/ideas from Sex in the City.
20.I like super heroes and science fiction. Deal with it.
21.Hockey season is coming. Hope you like watching the Blackhawks.
22.If you started liking the Hawks in 2010, Do. Not. Contact. Me.
23.If you can’t explain icing or off sides don’t even talk to me about hockey.
24.I’m a straight male. I don’t dance.
25.I own guns. I carry one. Get used to it.
26.If you’re “Waiting for Superman, Mr. Right, Prince Charming or the Perfect Guy”. Don’t hold your breath. Remember what I said about being on here for 5 years?
27.“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” I just threw up in my mouth.
28.“Tired of games, liars, players”. Heard it before. Prove it.
29.You’re ‘just looking’. This is a dating site professor.
30.I mostly watch animated shows. Deal with it.
31.I will not go to 50 Shades of Grey. Have fun.
32.If you like the beach. I hate sand.
33.You can’t pull off a bikini. A real one.
34.You have cats.
35.You have anything in your profile stating how crazy you are or how you’ll stab somebody because of your ethnicity. No thank you. Don’t want to be killed in my sleep.
36.You live in Chicago. Too far. Don’t like crowds, waiting or $8 beers.
37.If you think I’m meeting your friends anytime soon.
38.You’re looking for ‘casual dating/no commitment’. Translation – free s~~~ and no sex.
39.You list travel as an interest. It means I’ll be paying for trips. Plus, who the hell would want to go to an airport if they didn’t have to?
40.You think I care what your sign is.
41.You think you’re a queen or princess.
42.You’re pushing 40 and looking for someone to marry. For what exactly?
43.Your tongue is out. Put it back in your damn mouth.
44.“I’m done with the bar scene.” No, it’s done with you.
45.You do anything in mud. Are you a pig? Just another stupid fad you latched on to.
46.You have pictures of girls’ night out with stupid sideways peace signs. You’re always telling us to grow up, why don’t you do the same?
47.Contact me if we dated/talked before. I have a mind like a steel track and I will burn you.
48.Go on about your ‘career’. This does not turn me on, nor do I care.
49.Get surprised when I tell you to go f~~~ yourself if you flake on the first date. No, I won’t’ reschedule.
50.All your friends are guys.
51.You use the following words when describing a man: Career oriented. Secure in his career. Stable. Has a good job and so on. Translation-“I want $$$$$$$$$$$”
52.You have a motor mouth. That is why men play video games. Our consoles have an ‘OFF’ button.
53.You think communication means running your mouth 240 MPH while saying nothing. See 52.
54.I don’t want to hear about your ex. By all means, go back to the guy who spent his paycheck on cocaine or physically abused you as you can’t stop talking about him.
55.You’ve gone through a ‘cougar’ stage. Not paying for sloppy seconds, thirds or fourths you gave away for free to guys young enough to be your sons.
56.You think I’m going to communicate here for days.

A bar I will pick where we will watch professional hockey and you can pay for your own overpriced drink. Or, for once, you come up with something. Do I look like a jester that’s supposed to entertain you? You’ve gone on and on about how educated and intelligent you are but can’t figure out a date idea? It won’t be dinner. Whatever it is, you’ll be paying for your own s~~~. We’re adults, so if you think we won’t be horizontal after the third date, just move on because you want free dinners or lack the will to act which is probably worse.

Whoops. I just disqualified every woman in America. How does it feel? There are reasons you’ve been on dating sites for half a decade. Keep searching for that unicorn.

Friendly advice: Peruse the interwebz for multiple articles and videos of women lamenting about “Where have all the good men gone” and the like. You may control sex, but we control LTR’s and marriage. A little self-reflection wouldn’t hurt either.

I actually got some positive replies! Again, let’s bring down online dating like an Imperial Walker. Skywalker style.

Fuck this planet.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Cap285:

 

Except for a few minor details, such as geography, I couldn’t have said it better myself.

 

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Excellent list, Cap.

Really enjoyed reading that, and got a few good laughs in there too, man.

Cheers.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Thank you gentlemen. I aim to please. Feel free to use it, add more, change the geography to your location. I only request you report the hilarity that ensues.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 2]

Cap285 wrote:

You may control sex, but we control LTR’s and marriage. A little self-reflection wouldn’t hurt either.

Spot. F~~~ing. On!!!

[kgunn68Participant 17]

Cap, I so appreciate your tenacity in your post, you are a guy who gets it. I wish I could have represented my cause so clearly in the original post and had the time and energy to say all that you did……you rock.

 

[Terminal MemeParticipant 57]

Cap285 wrote:

24. I’m a straight male. I don’t dance.

Thanks for that one. I play air guitar when no one is looking. Dancing is like jewelry, it only works for women, gays and blacks. No offense if you are a black MGHOW, dance away bro. There is no dancing for me, only air guitar and head nodding.

 

 

[megatoad69Participant 449]

Going to use some of this material on POF!

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

This is my form of “dancing” (seriously, I lost 20 pounds in 2 weeks playing this for a few hours a day):

And my alternative to “air guitar”:

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