conversations at work

[narwhalParticipant]

So I’m in a female coworker’s office (I’m in IT and she’s my main client) talking about a few things I need for her test.  Another female coworker comes in, hugs my arm and leans into me because she needs me to do something for me.  I’m a little stunned by this and don’t move a muscle.  I’d get fired if I did the same thing she just did.  As well,  she’s married and she’s told me before that her husband is a little concerned about her working with guys and wanted to know if IM chats get logged.

Anyway, a conversation starts somehow about men vacuuming.  I tell the story that I stopped vacuuming when I was married because my wife told me that my vacuuming was obviously my way of telling her she doesn’t do a good enough job cleaning.  The two women tell me….NAWALT.  A couple minutes later the conversation drifts to the first woman (who’s office we’re in) talking about how her husband used to fold towels in squares “with the flappy side up” and she like it in trifolds.  She believed that he did that because he was mad at her, though she didn’t know what for exactly.  I reminded her …NAWALT

Ok. Then do it.

[EnlightenedMGTOWParticipant 291]

Your first mistake was discussing a topic other than work while at work… especially with women around. Just disregard, only speak to them about things work-related, and go about your day.

 

Marriage is the disease, divorce is the cure. MGTOW is the vaccine.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

narwhal wrote:

The two women tell me….NAWALT

Typical reaction from a typical vagina.
Mgto-presso, what else?

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[XSDBSParticipant 3600]

narwhal wrote:

if IM chats get logged

Yes, EVERYTHING is logged.

(then watch her eyes pop out of her head in fear)

[SolipsisticParticipant 6]

narwhal wrote:

I’d get fired if I did the same thing she just did.  

Exactly. I think this is what Sheryl Sandberg means when she says “workplace equality”.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

Yes, equally f~~~ing all men with the biggest rod we can find in turns, until that bitch she hates gets a longer turn than her, but by that time you will have been broken.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

Avoid talking with women in the work place unless it’s absolutely necessary.
It is just too great of a risk; say the wrong thing, look at the wrong thing, heck even having the wrong posture, aurora or whatever can end your job when you are near them.

If a chick does say something to you; ALWAYS RESPOND with something short and conversation ending. Not responding will offend them greatly and lead to your demise.

Woman: How is it going today?
You: Ok

Woman: Nice weather today isnt it?
You: Meh

Woman: Want to go have sex in the washroom?
You: Nope
Woman: Why not?
You: Busy

It’s also very important to not stop whatever your doing; just keep on doing your job.
This way, you leave absolutely no openings for small talk and you can’t get fired for not giving them enough or too much attention because you’ll always be saved by the, “i was busy doing my job”

I know none of this is very MGTOW like; it’s just your basic surviving the workplace as a man… thing. Gotta do it to stay employed.

My Goal: To Leave Society.

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