Coming Out…..as a whale hunter

[JediTimParticipant 50]

So here’s the deal. I’m a big guy. I’m 5’11” – at my peak about 3 years ago, I was about 330 lbs. Doctor told me I wouldn’t live to see my daughter graduate high school based on my list of ailments. Started dropping weight and am down to 255 lbs and still losing and will continue to do so. Point being – I get it. Being unhealthy, overweight, obese, etc., is a dangerous thing.

With that preface, I have to out myself as a whale-lover. Chubby chaser. BBW admirer. The trouble for me though is any attempts to meet up with women, be it online, dating apps, or even out and about results in only stereotypically good-looking women responding. The big girls all are too shy and won’t respond to advances. I would love nothing more but to stride through the ice cream section of a grocery store on a Saturday night, snatch up a whale or two and rail the living hell out of them before kicking them out.

It seems like most of you try to avoid getting stuck with a plumper (I’m volunteering myself as ALL of yours wing-man) whereas I’m trying to create that scenario.

Which murky depths in your experiences are the best to haul for a good blubber-haul? I’ve started turning charm on the single mom crowd and am having good success in reeling in pelts of my much admired mom-pouch.

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

Two thumbs up for the humor. I am surprised you are having trouble meeting fat chicks, particularly within the western feminized culture that claims fat chicks are beautiful and western broads in general are supremely entitled. So they all think they are hot and f~~~able, even when they arent.

I am also surprised that if you stated in an online service that you really like bbw’s that you would not get some responses, because the last time I ever looked at one of them, broads were posting  themselves as bbw’s.

Maybe start using plankton as cologne.

[liventhedreamParticipant 42]

Trust me, get under 190-180lbs, the blubber will come running….the problem is once you get down to a normal size you wont want blubber, you will want prime tenderloin. I’m about same size and 180lb and its almost all land whales and out of shape ex-wives that message me. I don’t like it, but if you like big women that’s where the gold is.

[John DoeParticipant 743]

I can’t even talk to a fat chick in a normal conversation without her starting to flirt with me.  It is actually starting to p~~~ me off.  I try to avoid even normal conversations because I know it will happen.   I have no clue about your problem.  My guess is when you start to gain an athletic appearance then it will be easier.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Im with JohnDoe on this one.

I stopped for a coffee at a neighborhood joint and the vilest female creature I ever saw tried to strike up a conversation. Think Andrea Dworkin with tattoos and body piercings. The most odious piece of effluvium to ever wash down the pike. I pretended like I wasn’t feeling well and started to dry-heave.

When she asked “OMG are you ok?” … I held up my finger like I just needed a second and then snapped out of it and walked away normally. I think she got the message. I just can’t talk to fat chicks.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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