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  • #919004
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    THIS ISNT ART. Its FIREWOOD. Notice the none use of the elements and principles of design. Pollock is Bollocks

    THIS IS ART! effective use of THE elements and principles of design. Dali was a REAL oil painter


    fvckign posers

    What do you feel about blighty’s Banksy?

    #919005
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    Gravel Pit
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    obviously some asshole added in some crap to the Dali close up but you get the idea.

    GOOD ART incorporates The Elements and Principles of Design:

    line, shape, color, texture, value, contrast and more….
    form, balance, directional movement, harmony, emphasis and more….

    If so-called “ART” does not employ these skillfully (or at all) then its not good art (or art at all). I dont give a fvck what people think subjective is… there are basic criteria for visual images created by humans, otherwise I can take a diareha sh!t on a canvas and demand it be shown in a museum (and morons do this, and other morons BUY that sh!t). They should all be shot to death.

    #919006
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    obviously some asshole added in some crap to the Dali close up but you get the idea.
    GOOD ART incorporates The Elements and Principles of Design:
    line, shape, color, texture, value, contrast and more….form, balance, directional movement, harmony, emphasis and more….
    If so-called “ART” does not employ these skillfully (or at all) then its not good art (or art at all). I dont give a fvck what people think subjective is… there are basic criteria for visual images created by humans, otherwise I can take a diareha sh!t on a canvas and demand it be shown in a museum (and morons do this, and other morons BUY that sh!t). They should all be shot to death.

    Or have their knees drilled.

    #919010
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    Gravel Pit
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    exactly! god damn that p1s5es me off to no end. And whats worse than digital art and sh!tty artists, is the mother fvcking tasteless people who buy that sh!t.

    If its a PRINT or poster, it better have damn well been a print or poster of a good painting that incorporates the elements and principles of design.

    Everytime I see a print or poster of a digital painting I want to burn down a house, with people in it! Because not only did they pay money for Printer Excrement, but its not even dignified printer excrement, its a fake of a fake. God damn people are stupid

    #919046
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    Branched off
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    I see you boys had a good evening after I went to bed early. I wondered about the selfie in Gravel Pit’s video. It looked like I thought he would look but I also wondered if he was sowing a false lead.

    The thing that frustrates me about art today is what Gravel pit is saying. People think that a concept is art. You stick some elephant crap on a canvass and because you are of African descent you win the Turner prize. The fact is just about any of us can have a good concept. The “artists” are just the people who fancy themselves and make a living telling everyone else about their concepts.

    Now take the Madonna. She’s been done myriads of times. She is an old concept (and one I am not really excited by) but great artists have executed her very differently through a mixture of inspiration, innovation and excellent execution. Although I am not interested in the Madonna, I can admire a good Madonna. I cannot however admire anything of Rothco or that ugly Tracy Emmin slut. I can be amused by Banksy when he is not being too much of a pretentious leftie t~~~ but it is the same amusement I would take in a cartoon strip.

    A great artist must have served his time to learn his craft. Our ancestors worked pout principles of composition and proportion that are the most beautiful. If you are going to break the rules you need a reason. Most of the artists today (poets especially included) probably either never learned the rules or think that keeping them is a being staid and dull. The reality with art today is that a lack of talent and practise coupled with an overwhelming sense of self worth has become a dull and dutiful norm.

    So anyway Gravel Pit, you are a refreshing artist to see in action. Thanks.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

    #919068
    Hermit
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    Are you sure you are not projecting your fantasies there Hermit?

    Ha, you may be on to something.No, just giving ol’ Colin some fuel to entertain himself.

    I tell you what little fish, it really is getting bad out there.Phoned a sex chat line this morning. Spoke to some bint who had the audacity to ask what I am on here for.I of course retorted, “For you to wank me off”She put the phone down on me. Can’t even get a chop on a phone line designed for chopping!

    She/he could tell what kind of grotesque creep you are even over the phone. Damn, no wonder you pray for the release of death.Bad weather with some snow making the roads slick. Won’t be going to the Monday night hangout tonight for steak and c~~~tails. You think it’s bad that I drive after having some drinks with my meal, but even I won’t take the chance with snow on the roads. I wouldn’t have a problem being safe, but it’s the other idiots out there who may run into me. Then what would happen when the cops show up and possibly smell beer on my breath? Nah, I’m headed straight for the singlewide bachelor mansion after work. Have a few drinks in the safety of my cozy warm home…………and maybe some pasta.

    I’ve been thinking you have a drink problem?Do you have AA meetings in Kans-ass?

    I’ve been thinking you have a mental problem. Do they have insane asylums in England?

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919085
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Are you sure you are not projecting your fantasies there Hermit?

    Ha, you may be on to something.No, just giving ol’ Colin some fuel to entertain himself.

    I tell you what little fish, it really is getting bad out there.Phoned a sex chat line this morning. Spoke to some bint who had the audacity to ask what I am on here for.I of course retorted, “For you to wank me off”She put the phone down on me. Can’t even get a chop on a phone line designed for chopping!

    She/he could tell what kind of grotesque creep you are even over the phone. Damn, no wonder you pray for the release of death.Bad weather with some snow making the roads slick. Won’t be going to the Monday night hangout tonight for steak and c~~~tails. You think it’s bad that I drive after having some drinks with my meal, but even I won’t take the chance with snow on the roads. I wouldn’t have a problem being safe, but it’s the other idiots out there who may run into me. Then what would happen when the cops show up and possibly smell beer on my breath? Nah, I’m headed straight for the singlewide bachelor mansion after work. Have a few drinks in the safety of my cozy warm home…………and maybe some pasta.

    I’ve been thinking you have a drink problem?Do you have AA meetings in Kans-ass?

    I’ve been thinking you have a mental problem. Do they have insane asylums in England?

    There is one in the Hospital wing of my City.
    Knock on the door last night late. Two plods(police) asked if I was the guy upstairs, as he apparently has absconded from said institution!

    #919087
    Hermit
    Hermit
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    Are you sure you are not projecting your fantasies there Hermit?

    Ha, you may be on to something.No, just giving ol’ Colin some fuel to entertain himself.

    I tell you what little fish, it really is getting bad out there.Phoned a sex chat line this morning. Spoke to some bint who had the audacity to ask what I am on here for.I of course retorted, “For you to wank me off”She put the phone down on me. Can’t even get a chop on a phone line designed for chopping!

    She/he could tell what kind of grotesque creep you are even over the phone. Damn, no wonder you pray for the release of death.Bad weather with some snow making the roads slick. Won’t be going to the Monday night hangout tonight for steak and c~~~tails. You think it’s bad that I drive after having some drinks with my meal, but even I won’t take the chance with snow on the roads. I wouldn’t have a problem being safe, but it’s the other idiots out there who may run into me. Then what would happen when the cops show up and possibly smell beer on my breath? Nah, I’m headed straight for the singlewide bachelor mansion after work. Have a few drinks in the safety of my cozy warm home…………and maybe some pasta.

    I’ve been thinking you have a drink problem?Do you have AA meetings in Kans-ass?

    I’ve been thinking you have a mental problem. Do they have insane asylums in England?

    There is one in the Hospital wing of my City.Knock on the door last night late. Two plods(police) asked if I was the guy upstairs, as he apparently has absconded from said institution!

    They’re onto you. Won’t be long till you’re trussed up in a straight jacket and locked away in a padded cell, your nasty beard soaked with drool.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919090
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Are you sure you are not projecting your fantasies there Hermit?

    Ha, you may be on to something.No, just giving ol’ Colin some fuel to entertain himself.

    I tell you what little fish, it really is getting bad out there.Phoned a sex chat line this morning. Spoke to some bint who had the audacity to ask what I am on here for.I of course retorted, “For you to wank me off”She put the phone down on me. Can’t even get a chop on a phone line designed for chopping!

    She/he could tell what kind of grotesque creep you are even over the phone. Damn, no wonder you pray for the release of death.Bad weather with some snow making the roads slick. Won’t be going to the Monday night hangout tonight for steak and c~~~tails. You think it’s bad that I drive after having some drinks with my meal, but even I won’t take the chance with snow on the roads. I wouldn’t have a problem being safe, but it’s the other idiots out there who may run into me. Then what would happen when the cops show up and possibly smell beer on my breath? Nah, I’m headed straight for the singlewide bachelor mansion after work. Have a few drinks in the safety of my cozy warm home…………and maybe some pasta.

    I’ve been thinking you have a drink problem?Do you have AA meetings in Kans-ass?

    I’ve been thinking you have a mental problem. Do they have insane asylums in England?

    There is one in the Hospital wing of my City.Knock on the door last night late. Two plods(police) asked if I was the guy upstairs, as he apparently has absconded from said institution!

    They’re onto you. Won’t be long till you’re trussed up in a straight jacket and locked away in a padded cell, your nasty beard soaked with drool.

    Will you visit me? I will even pay for your ticket you fat-boned ricket.

    It is quite frightening(and enlightening) how many specimens I know that have been in the fruit-loop centre.

    #919093
    Hermit
    Hermit
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    Are you sure you are not projecting your fantasies there Hermit?

    Ha, you may be on to something.No, just giving ol’ Colin some fuel to entertain himself.

    I tell you what little fish, it really is getting bad out there.Phoned a sex chat line this morning. Spoke to some bint who had the audacity to ask what I am on here for.I of course retorted, “For you to wank me off”She put the phone down on me. Can’t even get a chop on a phone line designed for chopping!

    She/he could tell what kind of grotesque creep you are even over the phone. Damn, no wonder you pray for the release of death.Bad weather with some snow making the roads slick. Won’t be going to the Monday night hangout tonight for steak and c~~~tails. You think it’s bad that I drive after having some drinks with my meal, but even I won’t take the chance with snow on the roads. I wouldn’t have a problem being safe, but it’s the other idiots out there who may run into me. Then what would happen when the cops show up and possibly smell beer on my breath? Nah, I’m headed straight for the singlewide bachelor mansion after work. Have a few drinks in the safety of my cozy warm home…………and maybe some pasta.

    I’ve been thinking you have a drink problem?Do you have AA meetings in Kans-ass?

    I’ve been thinking you have a mental problem. Do they have insane asylums in England?

    There is one in the Hospital wing of my City.Knock on the door last night late. Two plods(police) asked if I was the guy upstairs, as he apparently has absconded from said institution!

    They’re onto you. Won’t be long till you’re trussed up in a straight jacket and locked away in a padded cell, your nasty beard soaked with drool.

    Will you visit me? I will even pay for your ticket you fat-boned ricket.
    It is quite frightening(and enlightening) how many specimens I know that have been in the fruit-loop centre.

    Asylums used to scare the schit outta’ me when I was a kid. Now however, I may enjoy visiting you in the nut house, along with all the other whackos.

    The criminally insane are the most intriguing to me now.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919094
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Are you sure you are not projecting your fantasies there Hermit?

    Ha, you may be on to something.No, just giving ol’ Colin some fuel to entertain himself.

    I tell you what little fish, it really is getting bad out there.Phoned a sex chat line this morning. Spoke to some bint who had the audacity to ask what I am on here for.I of course retorted, “For you to wank me off”She put the phone down on me. Can’t even get a chop on a phone line designed for chopping!

    She/he could tell what kind of grotesque creep you are even over the phone. Damn, no wonder you pray for the release of death.Bad weather with some snow making the roads slick. Won’t be going to the Monday night hangout tonight for steak and c~~~tails. You think it’s bad that I drive after having some drinks with my meal, but even I won’t take the chance with snow on the roads. I wouldn’t have a problem being safe, but it’s the other idiots out there who may run into me. Then what would happen when the cops show up and possibly smell beer on my breath? Nah, I’m headed straight for the singlewide bachelor mansion after work. Have a few drinks in the safety of my cozy warm home…………and maybe some pasta.

    I’ve been thinking you have a drink problem?Do you have AA meetings in Kans-ass?

    I’ve been thinking you have a mental problem. Do they have insane asylums in England?

    There is one in the Hospital wing of my City.Knock on the door last night late. Two plods(police) asked if I was the guy upstairs, as he apparently has absconded from said institution!

    They’re onto you. Won’t be long till you’re trussed up in a straight jacket and locked away in a padded cell, your nasty beard soaked with drool.

    Will you visit me? I will even pay for your ticket you fat-boned ricket.It is quite frightening(and enlightening) how many specimens I know that have been in the fruit-loop centre.

    Asylums used to scare the schit outta’ me when I was a kid. Now however, I may enjoy visiting you in the nut house, along with all the other whackos.
    The criminally insane are the most intriguing to me now.
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    Can you get me a jacket made of black? White contrasts with my complexion.

    I am just one toothless grin full of sin away from the looney bin.

    #919097
    Hermit
    Hermit
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    Can you get me a jacket made of black? White contrasts with my complexion.
    I am just one toothless grin full of sin away from the looney bin.

    Did you listen to the song I posted above? Possibly Alice Cooper’s best album.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919098
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Can you get me a jacket made of black? White contrasts with my complexion.I am just one toothless grin full of sin away from the looney bin.

    Did you listen to the song I posted above? Possibly Alice Cooper’s best album.

    No, I’m listening to “Sneaker Pimps”, a British TRIP HOP band from the 90s

    Trip Hop came from a city in the UK called, Bristol.

    MASSIVE ATTACK
    PORTISHEAD
    ALLFLAWS
    TRICKY

    Broaden you’re Arizona’s Worm. There is a bigger world beyond the window of your mud hut.
    You can only see the mountain of tumbleweed from there anyway.

    #919099
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    Hermit
    Hermit
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    Can you get me a jacket made of black? White contrasts with my complexion.I am just one toothless grin full of sin away from the looney bin.

    Did you listen to the song I posted above? Possibly Alice Cooper’s best album.

    No, I’m listening to “Sneaker Pimps”, a British TRIP HOP band from the 90s
    Trip Hop came from a city in the UK called, Bristol.
    MASSIVE ATTACKPORTISHEADALLFLAWSTRICKY
    Broaden you’re Arizona’s Worm. There is a bigger world beyond the window of your mud hut.You can only see the mountain of tumbleweed from there anyway.

    You tell me to “broaden” when you didn’t even make the effort to click on the song I posted. You’re such a worthless obtuse insect.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919100
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Can you get me a jacket made of black? White contrasts with my complexion.I am just one toothless grin full of sin away from the looney bin.

    Did you listen to the song I posted above? Possibly Alice Cooper’s best album.

    No, I’m listening to “Sneaker Pimps”, a British TRIP HOP band from the 90sTrip Hop came from a city in the UK called, Bristol.MASSIVE ATTACKPORTISHEADALLFLAWSTRICKYBroaden you’re Arizona’s Worm. There is a bigger world beyond the window of your mud hut.You can only see the mountain of tumbleweed from there anyway.

    You tell me to “broaden” when you didn’t even make the effort to click on the song I posted. You’re such a worthless obtuse insect.

    I don’t like Alice. Typical high school sock rock made for the frats, and in your case, prats(or t~~~s).

    I think I will tantalise the Vestibule with SISTERS OF MERCY next.

    #919101
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Ok, I listened to it.
    “We’re all crazy”
    “We’re all crazy”
    “We’re all crazy”
    “We’re all crazy”…….speak for yourself Alice. I’m in perfect cerebral health.

    #919102
    Hermit
    Hermit
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    Ok, I listened to it.“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”…….speak for yourself Alice. I’m in perfect cerebral health.

    Well if you knew you didn’t like Alice Cooper, why did you listen to it? You should’ve just told me you didn’t like him.

    Man I’m hungry. No breakfast and no lunch, which is typical for me, but I didn’t even drink a V8 today. I may have to drink one of those as it’s hours to go before my chicken dinner this evening.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919103
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5066

    Ok, I listened to it.“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”…….speak for yourself Alice. I’m in perfect cerebral health.

    Well if you knew you didn’t like Alice Cooper, why did you listen to it? You should’ve just told me you didn’t like him.
    Man I’m hungry. No breakfast and no lunch, which is typical for me, but I didn’t even drink a V8 today. I may have to drink one of those as it’s hours to go before my chicken dinner this evening.

    He’s alright, I’m just chasing your tail.

    No wonder you are grossly overweight, your metabolism is all over the shop.

    You’ve heard of the saying, “Breakfast like a king, Lunch like a prince, and Supper like a pauper right?

    #919105
    Hermit
    Hermit
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    Ok, I listened to it.“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”…….speak for yourself Alice. I’m in perfect cerebral health.

    Well if you knew you didn’t like Alice Cooper, why did you listen to it? You should’ve just told me you didn’t like him.Man I’m hungry. No breakfast and no lunch, which is typical for me, but I didn’t even drink a V8 today. I may have to drink one of those as it’s hours to go before my chicken dinner this evening.

    He’s alright, I’m just chasing your tail.
    No wonder you are grossly overweight, your metabolism is all over the shop.
    You’ve heard of the saying, “Breakfast like a king, Lunch like a prince, and Supper like a pauper right?

    I’m sure you’ve heard the expression, “Fukk off and mind your own damn business, asshole.” Jeez, you’re like someone’s damn wife….”you drink too much, you don’t eat right….”, nag, nag, nag.

    What should’ve been the best years of my life were wasted being married to a damn woman. Who knows how many years I have left now? I’m going to live as I wish and be happy. Here’s another expression for you, “Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.”

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #919107
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Participant
    5066

    Ok, I listened to it.“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”“We’re all crazy”…….speak for yourself Alice. I’m in perfect cerebral health.

    Well if you knew you didn’t like Alice Cooper, why did you listen to it? You should’ve just told me you didn’t like him.Man I’m hungry. No breakfast and no lunch, which is typical for me, but I didn’t even drink a V8 today. I may have to drink one of those as it’s hours to go before my chicken dinner this evening.

    He’s alright, I’m just chasing your tail.No wonder you are grossly overweight, your metabolism is all over the shop.You’ve heard of the saying, “Breakfast like a king, Lunch like a prince, and Supper like a pauper right?

    I’m sure you’ve heard the expression, “Fukk off and mind your own damn business, asshole.” Jeez, you’re like someone’s damn wife….”you drink too much, you don’t eat right….”, nag, nag, nag.
    What should’ve been the best years of my life were wasted being married to a damn woman. Who knows how many years I have left now? I’m going to live as I wish and be happy. Here’s another expression for you, “Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.”

    Actually I haven’t. I have heard the expression, “Fukk off and mind your own damn business, arsehole” though

    Do what you what. Expand that belly until it bursts undigested spaghetti you grey haired yeti.

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