Co-Worker Getting Married

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

A female coworker is getting married. She’s describing how the marriage is going to take place. Her slave groom is going to give her coins to symbolize that he will provide for her. “And what are you giving him?” another worker asks. She laughs and says, “Nothing!”

Lol. Let’s not even waste time pretending.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 43]

in the unsigned wedding congratulation card put in a divorce attorney’s card, drop it in the basket walk away

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

“nothing” isn’t entirely correct. She is going to give him:

a) an open outlet for his wealth to be squandered
b) years of misery and complaints
c) an STD from the Chad she screws on the side
d) a fatal heart attack from a)-through c)

See she IS giving him lots of things!

[No Ma’amParticipant 212]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

A female coworker is getting married. She’s describing how the marriage is going to take place. Her slave groom is going to give her coins to symbolize that he will provide for her. “And what are you giving him?” another worker asks. She laughs and says, “Nothing!”

Lol. Let’s not even waste time pretending.

As soon as the officiant pronounces them married, she’ll kick him in the nuts and walk back down the aisle holding his wallet triumphantly over her head.

"Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could be jivin` too." - B. B. King

[MACHOParticipant]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

“And what are you giving him?” another worker asks. She laughs and says, “Nothing!”

She’s gonna put him into a world of pain. That will be her contribution!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

in the unsigned wedding congratulation card put in a divorce attorney’s card, drop it in the basket walk away

That’s so wrong it’s right.

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

Her slave groom is going to give her coins to symbolize that he will provide for her

If he makes a symbol of giving her his wealth, then that’s what he asked for and deserves what he gets. Some bluepills need to go down hard. It’s good to cull the herd.

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

She laughs and says, “Nothing!”

He must have pussy begged hard to get this lil gem. Ignored all the red flags, and I bet she threw them up in his face like Linda Blair puking and he just turned a deaf ear.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[joetechParticipant]

Now he can go to work with a wedding band on his finger so his co-workers will know he’s not gay. Such a deal for him! I wonder how long fatherhood will take? The first baby is usually premature…we used to say. I hope it’s his.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

BE GRATEFUL, SHE’S NOT YOUR PROBLEM !!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[BoarParticipant]

Well, at least she is honest about it. I guess modern whimyn are well past shame.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[BushidoParticipant 637]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

She laughs and says, “Nothing!”

At least she’s honest.

The only thing that I understand a woman can provide a Man is sexual satisfaction or emotional support – if one is lucky, both for a short period of time.

A Man needs neither.

Until I find a NAWALT unicorn (that’s the joke, gents) my opinion will remain unmoved.

Logic guides your actions, emotion guides your morals. Only you may decide how you use them.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Divorce lawyers live to fight another day.
For a beer Over/Under 3 years?

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[JVBParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

in the unsigned wedding congratulation card put in a divorce attorney’s card, drop it in the basket walk away

Classic!!

Peace is > piece.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Divorce lawyers live to fight another day.
For a beer Over/Under 3 years?

Call me a traditionalist, I’ll take 7 years in the pool. For your bet I guess that makes me an over.

The symbolism of the coins is great! He should give her the coins but keep a penny in his pocket to represent his “allowance” once he’s under contract.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[WA4SWJParticipant 366]

The whole idea of this makes me sick. It’s always all about the money. Nothing else.

Ed

[AttonParticipant]

His ass is now grass.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Anonymous wrote:

in the unsigned wedding congratulation card put in a divorce attorney’s card, drop it in the basket walk away

Better yet, give the groom a copy of The Manipulated Man along with the divorce attorney’s card.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

She’s going to give him blue b~~~~. Then, alimony.

How dare your coworker ask!

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

Her slave groom is going to give her coins to symbolize that he will provide for her.

Wait, what? That’s what their wedding ceremony is going to consist of – him giving her coins? Like a goddamn casino machine?

Have you guys ever seen The Nightmare Before Christmas? D’you remember the Oogie Boogie song?

Note this lyric.

I’m a gamblin’ Boogie Man
Although I don’t play fair
It’s much more fun, I must confess
When LIVES are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine

And while the analogy sinks in, I’ll say this – at least we’ll be welcoming Can’t Stump Trump’s co-worker onto our boards in the fairly near future.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

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