Christians prepare for end of the world Sept 23, prophecy.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

The world does not end when the kingdom comes.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9558]

This is all bulls~~~! I don’t know what sources these end-of-the-world believers get to think of when the world ends, but they’re idiots! And as far as the guy who cashed in on his assets, Sunday morning when he wakes up and the world is still here, he’ll realize what a real f~~~ up he is!

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh
I’m going hunting. If it goes, it goes.
Just less problems to deal with IMHO.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[OldBillParticipant]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

This is all bulls~~~! I don’t know what sources these end-of-the-world believers get to think of when the world ends, but they’re idiots!

“End of the world” scares, beliefs, and movements, what sociologists call millennialism, has been around as long as humans have. The phenomena isn’t limited to Christianity or even Abrahamic religions.

In the 1850s, a pair of Xhosa girls claimed they’d met three spirits of their ancestors while out tending crops. The message they were given was usual mixture of warnings, prophecies, and calls to return to moral living coupled with instructions on what actions to take so the British and Boer colonists would disappear and everything would return to normal. (Similar belief systems among people experiencing colonization have occurred before and since such as the Ghost Dance religion which swept the northern Plains Indians in the US during the 1890s.)

Anyway, among the “instructions” the girls received from the “spirits” were orders to burn all the crops and kill all the cattle. Enough of the Xhosa bought into the prophecies destroying their food stocks that over 100,000 people starved to death over the next year.

End of the world prophecies aren’t new, aren’t limited to Western cultures, and don’t always involve poisoned Kool-Aid.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9558]

It’s still stupid! And the guy who cashed in on his assets and his kids’ college is going to realize Sunday morning what a religious nut he is.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Meade’s views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity.

So 99.99% of Christians think its bulls~~~ too.

2/10 for the trolling attempt, pfft.

[HermitParticipant]

X11 wrote:

Good app to calculate how many end of the world’s you survived based on year of birth. Links to all the Apocalypse’s in your time.

I survived 58 end of the world’s and I’m 52yo.

http://jkirchartz.com/demos/How_Many_Apocalypses_Have_I_Survived.html

Right behind you with 57.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Ah crap! I just remembered……..there goes Yom Kippur at the end of the month! WHY?!?! Damn it to hell, why????!!!!!!!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[narwhalParticipant]

X11 wrote:

People ask me why I have a problem with religion, read above.

That’s an extremely weak reason. As already pointed out, extrapolated the believes of a few to the billions of Christians out there is a very illogical position to hold.

I have no doubt that I could find some atheists that believe that humans will die out in 30 years do to climate change. Does that mean I assume all atheists think this way?

Ok. Then do it.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

My sisters birthday is on Sept 25th. Does this mean I don’t have to buy her a present?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

It’s the 24th. I’m still here.

Again, no one knows the date or the time, only God.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

narwhal wrote:

X11 wrote:

People ask me why I have a problem with religion, read above.

That’s an extremely weak reason. As already pointed out, extrapolated the believes of a few to the billions of Christians out there is a very illogical position to hold.

I have no doubt that I could find some atheists that believe that humans will die out in 30 years do to climate change. Does that mean I assume all atheists think this way?

He’s actually agnostic, but can’t understand why. He’s also a troll. As for logic, I have houseplants that know more about logic than this clownshoe.

[MrMeParticipant 651]

We are still alive.

Christian: 0
Atheist: 1

[AutoliteParticipant]

One of my neighbours started freaking out when he came home Saturday morning after an all night bender and discovered that his wife was gone. He first thought that she might have been ‘taken-up’ but then again all the furniture and the dog was missing too….

[AutoliteParticipant]

I’m waiting for the great “Pastageddon”!

The FSM will conquer The Anti-Pasta in the Battle of Alfredo(Pastageddon) and cast him and his followers into the Eternal Fetid Dempsey-Dumpster out behind the stripper factory where there will be weeping and frequent raccoon raids. A Also there will be pastafariapture just before the Anti-pasta appears after the pastafariapture there will be final 7 years of tribulation in the middle the 70th week Anti-pasta shall destroy the covenant by the FSM shall bring 21 plagues on earth: 7 seals,7 trumpets and 7 bowls of wrath of FSM just before Battle of Alfredo (Pastageddon) millennial kingdom reign begin before the Judgement of great white throne FSM creates new earth and new heaven for his followers.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#End_times

I get hungry just thinking about it…

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

24.09.2017 here, wassup ?

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[AutoliteParticipant]

Cú Chulainn wrote:

So 99.99% of Christians think its bulls~~~ too.

And yet 99.99% of Christians think that an all-powerful, all-knowing invisible, magical flying man isn’t bulls~~~.

1/10 for the rationalization attempt, pfft.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Autolite wrote:

Cú Chulainn wrote:

So 99.99% of Christians think its bulls~~~ too.

And yet 99.99% of Christians think that an all-powerful, all-knowing invisible, magical flying man isn’t bulls~~~.

The logical fallacy of the straw man.

Substituting a person’s actual position or argument with a distorted, exaggerated, or misrepresented version of the position of the argument.

Logical Form:

Person 1 makes claim Y. (I believe in God).
Person 2 restates person 1’s claim (in a distorted way) (99.99% of Christians think God is an invisible, magical flying man).
Person 2 attacks the distorted version of the claim.
Therefore, 2 claims Y (God exists) is false. This is illogical and a bad faith argument.

Person 2 is a f~~~wit.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

This is how I prepare for the end of the world.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Cú Chulainn wrote:

Person 2 is a f~~~wit.

I intentionally used the EXACT SAME WORDING AND TONE in my post as you did in yours to see if you could take what you dish out.

I now have my answer. Thank you…

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