Chris Rock on What women want

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

It’s true! High heels, make up, push ups bras, photoshop. Women are walking lies. They are so fake and then they demand a REAL MAN. HAHAHAHAHA. The lunacy is at an all time high.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Classic Rock

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

One of the all time great philosophical questions up there with “is there a god” and “the meaning of life”; “what do women want.”

Women want what other women want. That is because all women care about is what other women think of them. You think your date has put on high heals, a designer outfit, spent all afternoon at the hair sallon and an hour infront of the mirror doing her make up for your benefit? Wrong sucket, it’s all for other women!

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Of course Chris Rock is being taken to the cleaners. The sunset clause on his prenup has kicked in, and right afterwards his wife filed for divorce. She even was so upfront as to publicly say she wanted to live the good life. (Chris Rock wasn’t spending enough money)

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Chris Rock Divorce

http://pagesix.com/2015/06/15/chris-rocks-estranged-wife-seeking-huge-payout-in-divorce/

[Anonymous 0]

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t true.
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I might change my tag line

[BeeParticipant 700]

If you have 70 million and she gets half, you’re ok, you ain’t starving. But if you make 30,000 and she wants half….

It is too true to be funny.

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