Chocolate Teapot

[It’sallbsParticipant]

I had a 20 year old blonde all over me today (an every day occurence really) I resisted her advances because of all the STDS that are rampant in this country.

I might write a poem about it later.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[It’sallbsParticipant]

So it’s Friday morning, the weekend is calling.
Young blonde is fawning, all over Old It’sallbs
Daggers at dawn
Don’t you fawn
Old Bs is mine
Stacey warns
On reception
Blonde Stacey
Almost at the wall
Not bad at all
But old bs is wise
She aint no prize

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Better work on it. LOL.

Mad respect though. I don’t talk or engage women often. I have a mysterious aura that usually scares them into staying away. I rest easy behind that wall.

But if a flirtatious little harpy tried all her tricks, I don’t know how well I’d resist, especially if she made physical contact and put my hand on her vagina. Id probably be hard up to deny her.

So any man on here that can fend off sexy girls trying to get in your pants. Respect bro.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

It’sallbs wrote:

So it’s Friday morning, the weekend is calling.
Young blonde is fawning, all over Old It’sallbs
Daggers at dawn
Don’t you fawn
Old Bs is mine
Stacey warns
On reception
Blonde Stacey
Almost at the wall
Not bad at all
But old bs is wise
She aint no prize

Not bad, keep writing.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

how are things anyway?

Well, I’ve not had any recent trespassers that I know of. I’m beginning to calm down about that ordeal. Not sure if I told you, but I put up a second camera to catch, or at least hopefully deter the bastards.

Have you come out of your depression then?

Glad to hear you haven’t had any more episodes.
No, I am still in a depressive state. Have been since 2007. Will be until 2027.

[MACHOParticipant]

Oldschool wrote:

Is this gay stuff again?

Anonymous wrote:

No, it’s pure homosexual! Nothing gay about it!

Anonymous wrote:

The f~~~ is this s~~~?

GregB0 wrote:

There are some threads that it’s best to just walk away from ……

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

how are things anyway?

Well, I’ve not had any recent trespassers that I know of. I’m beginning to calm down about that ordeal. Not sure if I told you, but I put up a second camera to catch, or at least hopefully deter the bastards.

Have you come out of your depression then?

Glad to hear you haven’t had any more episodes.
No, I am still in a depressive state. Have been since 2007. Will be until 2027.

What happens in 9 years?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

how are things anyway?

Well, I’ve not had any recent trespassers that I know of. I’m beginning to calm down about that ordeal. Not sure if I told you, but I put up a second camera to catch, or at least hopefully deter the bastards.

Have you come out of your depression then?

Glad to hear you haven’t had any more episodes.
No, I am still in a depressive state. Have been since 2007. Will be until 2027.

What happens in 9 years?

Transgressment of this evil dimension. Need to be departed before I have to put a piece of my dung in the post. Oh the indignity of our species!

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